Couch 185: The Labyrinth

daisydid · Dec 28, 2018, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by WarmFuzzySocks

My teens have melted into puddles of inertia on the furniture. YouTube is practically oozing out their ears.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I was out to lunch with another teacher today and we're both bored out of our minds. I'm resisting the urge to pull out my laptop until the 2nd.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SorryOozit

Have you tried strapping a potato to it?

Not since he got visgra

Dec 28, 2018, 05:47 PM

I type and read on here while waiting for various screens to load on work computer...

Dec 28, 2018, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BlessedCheeseMaker

Not since he ran out of viagra

Bahahaha!

Dec 28, 2018, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Well I'm working so much overtime and I work at home so I never go anywhere and besides, I had to use the credit for something before it expired....

As for distilling it from potatos, see previous excuse of working so much overtime.

Parsnips might be more efficient in terms of time and they have the added bonus that you can add them to a hearty and wholesome stew for when your work-withered hands can cook no more.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Bahahaha!

Nsorty i changed that ii realised it did nt make sense

unaluna · Dec 28, 2018, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Bahahaha!

Omg. The Thunda Down Unda

unaluna · Dec 28, 2018, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BlessedCheeseMaker

Nsorty i changed that ii realised it did nt make sense

It was funnier and made sense the first way. Like it was part of a long, SAD story!!

Dec 28, 2018, 05:54 PM

The straight man is never appreciated.

NP_Complete · Dec 28, 2018, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SlumberKitty

I hate working the day before a holiday. If you are hourly, you have to stay the whole day if you want to get paid for the holiday, but if you are salary, you can leave whenever and get paid for the holiday. So we are really slow and the number of employees are slowly dwindling, not including the number of employees on vacation, so we started out with less than normal, soon it will just be a couple of us sitting here with nothing to do but watch the clock. *Shakes head* seems like a waste of payroll to me. But it's not up to me, so I am a clock watcher today. Unfortunately, it is just making me dwell on feeling depressed and that's super bad for me. I need distraction!! Kit

Universal Paperclips. Good way to waste some time.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

It was funnier and made sense the first way. Like it was part of a long, SAD story!!

Should always go with your comic instinct right. Dont over think it.

unaluna · Dec 28, 2018, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SorryOozit

The straight man is never appreciated.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SorryOozit

The straight man is never appreciated.

Just keep setting them up.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

Don't over-egg it.

Dec 28, 2018, 05:57 PM

Now i dont know what to do. I will just leave it. It can a choose-your-own-joke thing

unaluna · Dec 28, 2018, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BlessedCheeseMaker

Should always go with your comic instinct right. Dont over think it.

Exactly. Youve already put the work in your whole life - now just reap the benefits. You are so effin funny.

Dec 28, 2018, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SorryOozit

What's wrong that you can't buy cheap screw top plonk or distill your own ethanol from potatoes like the rest of us? Bloody bourgeoisie.

Bourgeoisie? Little ol' moi?

unaluna · Dec 28, 2018, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Bourgeoisie? Little ol' moi?

Now Theres a short story for you to write! I cleared out my lungs on that one, omg. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

fille_folle · Dec 28, 2018, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BlessedCheeseMaker

Not really thats where the speaker is. Its actually powerful enough that i have put it behind my jewellery box so i cant see it.

Maybe you could paint the flashing bits with black nailpolish.

Dec 28, 2018, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

Now Theres a short story for you to write! I cleared out my lungs on that one, omg. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

You know I've just been waiting for a chance to use that nose picking emoji.....

LonesomeTonight · Dec 28, 2018, 07:57 PM

I’m probably drinking too much beer, but out with H on date night. (And trying not to evaluate whether he could be on autism spectrum—thanks, T!)

Echos Myron redux · Dec 28, 2018, 08:30 PM

My T is doing an online interview in 2019. I'm so happy. I'm cautious of getting too excited in case it makes it obvious and knackers anonymity but for those who know my actual real identity the thing is free to view so I'll send you a link! Just ask me.

SheHulk07 · Dec 28, 2018, 08:34 PM

Hi couch.
It's a really freaking hard day for me today. Funeral and burial was this afternoon.

Possible trigger:

When we got home, H grabbed me and pulled me on the bed, trying to get me to have sex with him. When I told him no, he started throwing my pillows off the bed into the hallway. He's been pissy with me all evening.

I ended up SH too and probably should get stitches but oh well. It's one more thing that would upset him if I were to leave and he would track me through the car's GPS.

I called and left a message for T tonight, that's how bad it is today.

Echos Myron redux · Dec 28, 2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SheHulk07

Hi couch.
It's a really freaking hard day for me today. Funeral and burial was this afternoon.

Possible trigger:

When we got home, H grabbed me and pulled me on the bed, trying to get me to have sex with him. When I told him no, he started throwing my pillows off the bed into the hallway. He's been pissy with me all evening.

I ended up SH too and probably should get stitches but oh well. It's one more thing that would upset him if I were to leave and he would track me through the car's GPS.

I called and left a message for T tonight, that's how bad it is today.

You shouldn't have to put up with that

Dec 28, 2018, 09:13 PM

My work in progress. I have never seen snow or pinetreees so i am finding this a bit hard and googling pictures is something logical so i will bypass that. The background i followed a yt tutorial but i am making up the rest

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