Couch 185: The Labyrinth

I had ice cream before lunch today. Being healthy = failure.

Be the change you want to see on the Couch.
--- Butnotthe Gandhi

"butnotthe"

I am so struggling and failing this entire month with the whole being healthy thing. My h bought a bunch of half price Christmas chocolates and it's all gone already. I kinda hate myself...

Art, I think the holidays are a time for failure with being healthy. I just go with it and then start over in the new year. Don't hate yourself please. You are loved here on the couch. Kit

They say Mahatma didnt really say it, so...

Thank you for appreciating my sense of humor. I had to google it cuz i couldnt remember the name.

Butthole change, the change none of us want but the only change we deserve.

Oh Butnotthe, do excuse me, I am not wearing my glasses.

I like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

(For anyone with this song now stuck in your head, you're welcome.)

If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain...



Whoa! It’s about my ideal therapist!

My teens have melted into puddles of inertia on the furniture. YouTube is practically oozing out their ears.

I just gave them a to-do list:
Clean something
Make something
Read something

After a quick discussion of the actual meaning of the term inertia both in daily use and in physics, including a brief rendition of the theme song from Bill Nye the Science Guy and a reference to me as "an external force", they are working on installing a webcam, playing guitar, and working on a word puzzle.

I am going to clean my bathroom.

I for one am now singing it! Good thing I work at home haha!

Thank you Kit! As are you.

There are a lot of little weird things in mario kart.

I highly recommend the rather cheap Raspberry Pi (if you haven’t already gotten it) for further projects.

(Hi All!)

Are you talking about the little walking mushroom things and duck bombs? I play mario cart much better when i am stoned. I wa totally bewildered by it the first time i played.

I bought myself a little cheap wireless speaker the has usb port so i can listen to my music in my bedroom. Its really quite impressive the only annoying thing is it has these coloured flashing lights that cant be turned off.

My new corkscrew is supposed to arrive tomorrow. I used a bit of credit I had on Amazon to order myself a nice rechargeable electric one cuz my old manual one broke. Wine will be had after work tomorrow oh yes.

I was really surprised that my teen knew the pina colada song, thanks to youtube.

What's wrong that you can't buy cheap screw top plonk or distill your own ethanol from potatoes like the rest of us? Bloody bourgeoisie.

I need to mow the lawn on the footpath as my neighbour just offered to mow it as "its getting a bit long" i know they are only concerned for my health because the longer it gets the more i struggle with it.

Can you put something like black electrical tape over the lights?

Not really thats where the speaker is. Its actually powerful enough that i have put it behind my jewellery box so i cant see it.

Well I'm working so much overtime and I work at home so I never go anywhere and besides, I had to use the credit for something before it expired....

As for distilling it from potatos, see previous excuse of working so much overtime.

Have you tried strapping a potato to it?