Couch 199: The Unennennium Couch

Your THE WOMAN!?



p.s i I don't know if R is ex T now or not - but are you taking on new clients?

I did think that too.

So we're officially starting up our cootie clinic?

LT how are you feeling?

I love rotisserie wings. Sometimes I get them at a local Amish Market. Peach ice cream is quite good as well. I love good high quality ice cream that taste fresh.

They call me MISTER Pibb!

I think this hits the nail on the head. You came out, there's the kids living with you now, your surgery, etc. Plus he didn't sound like the most cheerful person in the world before all that.

It takes a while to gain 30 lbs., so it's been going on for a while.



So I think your husband is pretty far from that, but probably is depressed.

Eh, I'm managing, thanks. Assuming now that his text was in fact in response to my email. So...guess we'll talk Monday... I feel like I'm way overreacting, but it's just triggering stuff.

Wanna bet? Esp not to regain xx amt. Watch me! Oh innocent one who exercises!

Good for you for hanging in there. Its like, what exactly was this freakout all about? Its like when the bus is late and i start thinking it isnt coming at all - then i see it. Seriously, it took me three years to realize the bus wouldnt abandon me, IT WAS REGULAR. NOT RANDOM. When i said this to t, he was like, and where have you been taking the bus to?

Not random. I need to think on this some more.

Nytimes for this great new chain saw carved statue of Melania by a guy named Alex something, aka Max. He is also from wherever she is from, her same age. This is in their country, in the countryside, carved from a tree. I love that he took the inaugural dress!

Wait, WFS has a chainsaw! Did she have something to do with this?

The Couch is always on the CUTTING edge of trends! Ha ha see what i did there?

Oooo smartz!

When I was younger (around 22)

Thanks for the explanation. I wondered what your picture change was about.

I feel like you get me with the attachment stuff.

Triggers are &$*£% hard. I personally don't think it's an over reaction.

My therapy clinic is now also officially open.

What will couch 200 be called?

Unless you want it named after a Yankee candle or a bread roll you guys should put your thinking caps on.

Wikipedia's not providing many exciting options.

Perhaps it should be named in honor of someone with a cake name? Like Carnegie hall.

Couch 2oo: The jalapeno couch.

Couch 2oo: Stark's Illustrated Bermuda Guide.

Couch 200: The yellow-tailed black cockatoo.

Hi guys. Just got back from T. It’s weird going on a Sat. But I feel better than before I saw her. I’m having that ooey gooey I love her (non romantically) and want to see her everyday therapy hangover.

Hey I missed you slumber kitty.

It's okay to feel whatever way you feel.