OMG OMG OMG

Yeah. This is much more entertaining anyway. Who needs interesting?

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Damn she need to get a cover for this thing.

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HAHAHA Do you throw your coat over that armrest so you don't have to look at it?
Offer to knit her a cover?

Maybe we could market a perfume, "Pinks Erotic Transference".

Hey Pink, spritz us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg... hahahahahahaha.. perfume? hahahahaha

oh crap... now you've all gone and spoiled my bad mood. Now i'll have to face the buzzer or pull the alarm. Thanks

i imagine saying i feel pretty good. T says that's great. Then we just sit there, he stares at me, i stare at his shoes.... then i say something brilliant like "so...."

makes me feel kinda sick.

but what i worry is that he'll start saying "i think you're too attached. We need to start working on that"

then the pry bar comes out and he has to pry my hands off of the chair, and then the door frame... finally having to bash my fingers to make me let go.

perfectly reasonable fear

HAHAHAHAHHA now I'm at my desk at work yet again hysterically laughing.

Sister, I am picturing you running through the building with T under your arm. HAAAAAAAA

Or rolling him out in the chair, OMG.

And the ugly couch!!!! Like when my T wore an ugly shirt and the whole time I'm thinking, "Who the hell got you dressed this morning? Don't you own a mirror?"

:::spritzes psychotherapy forum with Pink Erotic Transference perfurme:::: ahhh it smells lovely in here.

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I could then occupy my mind dreaming about him on is office his couch in white boxers so hot that it sets off the fire alarm.

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omg hahahahha I think I gave the wrong impression... My T isn't exactly Brad Pitt-- although he did have a nice tan and a rockin' bod in my dream. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

ROFLMAO!!!!

Maybe the ad could be like this:

Eu D'Erotic Transference by Pink
Make any therapist reciprocate your feelings or your money back. If you buy within the next sixty seconds, receive a free, I said free, pair of white boxers. But wait! There's more! You will also receive a free fire extinguisher to put out that burning flame (once you're done). Not sold in stores - only on PC.

Oh, McKell, you might as well go ahead and actually light fire to your T's threadbare couch and then pull the fire alarm and run as fast as you can . . . Make sure you run straight to a male T's office so you can start your free trial of Eu D'Erotica right away. Why wait when your suffering and agony can start now?

Oh, and Fluff, about the pry bar, LOL, I am worried that I will attach myself to T's leg and won't be able to let go. I hope his car is roomy enough so I can fit in down by the gas pedal. He's really tall, so it's going to be a tight fit, LOL.

Sister, this thread needs to be voted thread of the year. You're hillarious! And Pink -- thanks for letting us use your material You're adventures are too funny. Thanks all of you so much for brightening my day!