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Old May 06, 2021, 08:00 PM
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Has any one any good therapist jokes? In need of a laugh. Could just google them I know but would love to see/hear your faves...

Someone mentioned one about the therapists therapists therapist but I can't seem to find anything about it.

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Old May 06, 2021, 08:28 PM
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Isn’t therapist jokes redundant?
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Old May 06, 2021, 08:47 PM
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Old May 06, 2021, 08:51 PM
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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the chair and one to change my mother... errr the lightbulb!
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Old May 07, 2021, 04:11 AM
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I saw this the other day but not sure if it’s the therapists therapists therapist one you were after...
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Old May 07, 2021, 11:01 AM
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what did the cow confess to his therapist?


I feel seen but not herd.

(yuk yuk yuk)
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Old May 07, 2021, 09:08 PM
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I saw this the other day but not sure if it’s the therapists therapists therapist one you were after...

Haha very good. I don't know the exact jokes I'm after but I feel there has to be a very good joke about a therapists therapists therapist....This is a good one Thanks for sharing
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Old May 07, 2021, 09:12 PM
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Thanks y'all gave me a giggle...feel free to keep adding. Here's one of my fav memes/jokes
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Old May 08, 2021, 12:07 PM
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I saw this the other day but not sure if it’s the therapists therapists therapist one you were after...
Hahahaa I am in a psychoanalytic fellowship and shared this meme with my class via Zoom a few weeks ago; my classmates (who are all early-career therapists) looked equal parts amused and terrified
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Old May 13, 2021, 02:17 PM
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There's an insta account that posts therapy cartoons @couchcomedy , its very amusing.
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb must want to change itself
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Old May 16, 2021, 02:34 PM
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Therapist Jokes

There are a few more here.
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Therapist Jokes

There are a few more here.
These are great, thanks susannah!
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