[Perna]

I thought of us here when I was looking through this site:

http://home.swipnet.se/med-humor/listener.htm

[pegasus]

Thanks for sharing.

[missboots]

Too funny!

[fellowtraveler]

Here's my favorite:

Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one.... but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

[fellowtraveler]

....by the way. Love the picture of the cat! Exposure therapy?
What a great thread! I needed to remember to laugh today.

Anyway, here is another great one I have heard before (warning: mild sexual content):

<font color="blue"> A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"
</font>

Here is link with quite a few good ones (and a few duds)

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke30.htm

enjoy!
-ft

[pegasus]

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

That didn't half make me laugh, thanks very much.