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Old Aug 28, 2009, 02:27 PM
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A polar bear walked into a bar and said, "Give me a scotch and .................Coke!"

"Why the long pause?" asked the bartender.

"Why, I don't really know," said the bear. "I've always had them."

Time for some humour again.
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Old Aug 29, 2009, 08:34 AM
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a man walked into a bar
what did her get?


concussion lol - ok sorry it made me laugh
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Old Aug 29, 2009, 10:47 AM
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A distraught client goes to see a Therapist saying, Look, Look, look! I've got these bees all over me. They're big and black with yellow waistcoats and they're buzzing and, and, and they're crawling all over me. You must do something, please, please do something! The therapist says... All right, all right, but don't flick them all on to me!
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Old Aug 29, 2009, 02:31 PM
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a man walked into a bar
what did her get?


concussion lol - ok sorry it made me laugh
That must have been a really bad concussion (to produce a sex change).
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