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Old Nov 25, 2009, 02:49 AM
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I read this joke today and I found it to very funny.... in a humorous way it is showing the great length some people will go to - - - to NOT be single.

Looking For Love

An older lady was sitting on a park bench, in a local adult community, when a man walked up and sit down on the other end of the beach.
After a few moments the woman asked: Are you a stranger to here?
He replies: I lived here years ago.
She replies: So, where were you all these years? In prison says the man.
Why did they put you in prison? He looked at her and very quietly said: I killed my wife.

Oh! said the woman - So you are single...?!


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Old Nov 25, 2009, 03:51 PM
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LMAO!! That was hilarious Rhap!
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Old Nov 25, 2009, 05:09 PM
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ROFLMAAAAAOOOOOO!!

Rich, Rhaps....Thankies!!

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Old Nov 26, 2009, 06:39 PM
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Ha ha ha tee hee
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Old Nov 27, 2009, 04:52 PM
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hehehe.....that was so funny.......thanks
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Old Nov 28, 2009, 12:30 AM
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funny stuff!
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 11:08 AM
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Lol I don't know if i would go that far.
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Old Nov 30, 2009, 12:36 PM
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Hahhhaaaa, That's so jokes (Y) Nice one.
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