[LiteraryLark]

YOU.

But you know what else is sexy? Like really sexy? Food. Food is sexy. No joke. I can eat a piece of pie and say "Damn, I could make love to this pie." Or how about Ruffles potato chips. I start licking the chips and one thing leads to another and than BAM the entire bag is empty. Dunno how that happened. I just want that food inside of ME. I even start complimenting my food. I just start telling that bag of Reeses, "Damn, I don't know about you, but this is the sexiest bag of candy I've ever had". Luckily I don't do this out loud. And no, I've never masturbated to my food. But food can be so sexy.

What do you find sexy? Could be in a girl/guy, could be completely random.

[hamster-bamster]

I find food hedonistic and enjoy its taste, texture, smell, sight, color, and how different foods combine with one another. Several weeks ago I had a brunch at a cafe - just cheese, crostini, a few pecans, apple pieces, honey, and baby greens, all served on a wooden board. It was just so sensuous and perfect - everything was perfect and how it was all arranged and combined together was overwhelmingly sensuous. Even without wine to go with it it was incredibly sexy.

I think I like still life paintings with food for the same reason - totally sexy.

[adam_k]

Satin sheets and candle light.

[LiteraryLark]

Evil villains. Power. World domination. Bwahahahaha!

[Psychocalipso]

Yes, food is so darn sexy It's a shame that too much of it has consecuences.

[LiteraryLark]

Yes. The evil muffin top is not sexy.

[Harley47]

Sushi. Oh hot damn, sushi knows how to push all of Harley's buttons. Just sayin'.

[Phreak]

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

But you know what else is sexy? Like really sexy? Food. Food is sexy. No joke. I can eat a piece of pie and say "Damn, I could make love to this pie."

So it was you in American Pie!

Isn't chocolate meant to be the sexiest thing ever?

[Poppy Princess]

Girls with guns.

[LiteraryLark]

Ritz crackers. OMG I'm eating them right now.

[Poppy Princess]

Does Ritz really turn you on? It's a cracker.

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by ArmyGirl

Does Ritz really turn you on? It's a cracker.

I do not get how a high sodium food can be a turn-on, personally. Thin CARR crackers - the bland ones that are paper-thin - those I can see being a turn-on, but everybody is different in their predilections.

[~Christina]

Melted Dove Chocolate drizzled over homemade vanilla icecream... Orgasm in a bowl !

[LiteraryLark]

Melted chocolate drizzled over my manwich....I want my manwich!

I used to attempt eating my boyfriend, calling him my manwich. Well, we did happen to meet as zombies, so I felt it appropriate to be hungry for a little flesh.

[LiteraryLark]

Originally Posted by hamster-bamster

I do not get how a high sodium food can be a turn-on, personally. Thin CARR crackers - the bland ones that are paper-thin - those I can see being a turn-on, but everybody is different in their predilections.

I don't care about calories or sodium or fat content until after I devour the whole package. Then I scold my food and say "damn, you making me curvy!"

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

I don't care about calories or sodium or fat content until after I devour the whole package. Then I scold my food and say "damn, you making me curvy!"

I did not mean that I would look at calories or sodium or fat as stats. I meant that high sodium foods are not tasty (for me), so I cannot comprehend how they can be a turn-on. Fat is fine because it can be tasty - Christina's homemade vanilla ice-cream is probably full fat and is tasty. Chocolate has fat and is tasty, too.

[LiteraryLark]

The saltiness makes my mouth water.

I think my man would like to hear that. lol xD

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

The saltiness makes my mouth water.

I think my man would like to hear that. lol xD

got it. makes sense.

yes I do

[LiteraryLark]

Originally Posted by George H.

yes I do

Yes I do to what?

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

Yes I do to what?

I think it was a response to the title of the thread, in a tongue-in-cheek fashion, but I might be totally wrong.

Originally Posted by DrSkipper

Yes I do to what?

Yes I know what's sexy.

[LiteraryLark]

Cracking my back and everything just pops all at once. Ahhhhhh so amazing.

I don't know why, but I find it sexy when my back, ears, knuckles, or other joints pop

[Phreak]

Me, I'm sexy.

[LiteraryLark]

We're sexy and we know it.