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Sep 17, 2013, 02:56 PM
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Don't really feel like talking on the forums, but whatever.
I figured since lots of people have awkward moments regarding sexual issues, I decided to share some of mine. The first is that I masturbate frequently and with my clothes on, and many times my parents and brother walk in on me but I've always been able to jump out of bed and throw my accessories away before they notice what I've been doing. So one time when my brother was in 6th grade having a bday party or sleepover and he barges into my room with a big ol smile on his face and says "Hi!", and I manage to jump out of bed before he notices what I'm doing. He goes back into the living room and I hear him tell his friends, "My sister was panting really hard for some reason." And his friends burst out laughing. The second was during one of my birthday parties. All of my friends were in my room and were trying to turn me on, and I was so horny that I finally got up and said "F-it, I'm masturbating!" So I left the room and masturbated on my parents bed with all my friends in my room. The third is that since high school, I've managed to take all my dates to a sex shop on the first date. It makes things a lot easier to figure out their preferences. |
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#2
Sep 18, 2013, 03:23 AM
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Awkward? Sounds healthy to me.
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Sep 18, 2013, 03:46 AM
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Oh, DrSkipper, I just love you.
 You would be fun to hang out with, I am sure.  Love the stories.
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#4
Sep 18, 2013, 08:54 AM
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Why were your friends trying to turn you on? Did they know you were bisexual?
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Sep 19, 2013, 07:27 PM
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I think my most awkward sexual moment was during sex a certain ex (and I am asexual mind so this shouldn't be too shocking) kept asking the "do you like it?" question over and over and upon rolling my eyes about 10000 times I said "It's sub-par"
That and when I was really drunk at my 21st birthday party and we were sleeping at my friends house (like 10 of us) and I got a bed in the guest room, and my friend got the other one. And suddenly she was masturbating and moaning and I just laid there under the covers confused and drunk and just started fake snoring. Didn't stop her. As for you, Skipper, you seem completely healthy sexually and I think that's awesome.
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Sep 19, 2013, 10:48 PM
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Awkward Moment:
My best friend and I were changing into/out of our bathing suits on the 4th of July, and she's commenting on how she hates having pubic stubble, and I'm like "Yeah, I have a bit of a bush going on" Then I take off my bathing suit and she's like "DAMN! That IS a bush down there!" I'm actually quite proud of my bush. Didn't even shave it the last time I was with my "insert title here" guy and he didn't even mind. |
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Sep 19, 2013, 11:58 PM
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Quote:
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Sep 20, 2013, 09:25 PM
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Totally taking it all off is somewhat of a recent "thing"
ok i'm old but in the 80's and 90's this wasn't as common. I have no bad feelings towards porn--except on this issue it distorts what people expect! |
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Sep 20, 2013, 10:22 PM
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Ha! I wish my parties ended that well Teen Idle. I managed to stammer "You're pretty" to a girl, and that was it. Granted, I'm told that I stammered that a few dozen times, but...details, right?
 My most awkward was when an ex, who was moving way faster than I was comfortable with, "showed me her bedroom" while her parents weren't home. Understanding I'm not good with subtlety in sexual matters (or sexual matters on the whole  ), I didn't really get what the point of the tour was. So, we're in her bedroom, and she's like "So this is my roooom..." and winks a bit. I look around, say something cliche about how it was nice, and being bored, excused myself (I did have to get home, so I wasn't trying to be rude).She cheated on me the following week. Can't say I'm all that surprised.
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Sep 21, 2013, 12:57 AM
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hahaha we sound alike, Harley. My ex girlfriend once asked me to sleep over. Me being me, I assumed she meant "sleep over actually sleep" and I brought my own pillows and stuff only to find out that she meant "No, Grey, I wanted to have sex". I said I was tired and went to bed, I thought it was a sleep over!
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Sep 21, 2013, 01:29 AM
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lol A kindred soul! I would've done the exact same thing!
A sleep over is a sleep over in my book.
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