[Marshellette]

Gross to think about where guys put their mouths on their girlfriend's bodies. What if you dated like a philanderer and he had a beard and you kissed him and he tasted like barbecue *****? Fortunately, that has never happened to me before, except wait it sort of did. I would rather have a guy kiss my mouth but he kissed my ***** and then he kissed me on the mouth. I swear to ___ it tasted just like barbecue. Vomit. Anyone have this happen to you? The whole beard/hygeine leftover scraps eew bug you? Every once in a while I will see some guy in the grocery store with a beard and I will think to myself, "he looks like he eats _____ " or he he looks like he just ate _______ last night. And the whole irony and humor in this is too much. I can always tell the sort of guy that did/does too, just by looking at him.

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

Well, ... I have a full goatee. I keep it clean, and I don't drop food and crap all over it, ... food generally goes in the mouth.

[Big Mama]

True food is for the mouth. I do find beards to scratchy for fun in the bed. It is hell on oral sex. And for peets sake do not have oral and kiss me after words. GROSS. I won't be expecting him to kiss me after I give BJ's either.

[hamster-bamster]

I think kissing after a fellatio is so tender and meaningful. I am unclear how it could be perceived otherwise - so the fluid which is good enough for making new people and pleasant enough for a woman to swallow all of a sudden becomes not good enough for kissing? Weird, no?

I do understand idiosyncrasies, though.

[RTerroni]

I have had a goatee and beard before and there have been times where they have gotten pretty dirty in the past.

[bighands]

Originally Posted by hamster-bamster

I think kissing after a fellatio is so tender and meaningful. I am unclear how it could be perceived otherwise - so the fluid which is good enough for making new people and pleasant enough for a woman to swallow all of a sudden becomes not good enough for kissing? Weird, no?

I do understand idiosyncrasies, though.

I agree HB. You DO have your idiosyncrasies.

[hamster-bamster]

Originally Posted by bighands

I agree HB. You DO have your idiosyncrasies.

I am not sure what you meant in this case, because what I find tender and meaningful in this particular case coincides with having a general feeling of awe when dealing with the miracle of human existence (I traced it carefully so I won't repeat myself), so that particular example hardly qualifies as idiosyncrasy, as opposed to, say, making men drink pineapple juice in the hopes of making their semen more palatable. That would be an example of idiosyncrasy to me, and those things - weird but benign - I had in mind.

[hamster-bamster]

Marshellette,

You are making the same mistake that people used to make before the advent of Smart Grid. Now you can figure out exactly how much energy which appliance takes. Before Smart Grid, when people were asked to estimate the usage of electricity, they grossly overestimated the usage by things that get turned on and off, such as light bulb, and underestimated the usage by appliances that are always plugged in, such as refrigerators. People tend to discount what does not grab their attention.

In your case, the invisible and scent-free HPV which can be present on the parts of male genitalia not covered by condoms is far more dangerous than barbecue sauce on a mustache. Make sure you have been vaccinated against HPV. And both Hep A and B too.

[hotchicken]

Beards are nasty!

[junkDNA]

i wish i had a beard.









im a girl

[otroo]

I think girls with hairy bearded clams are kind of gross.

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[buzz bee]

Originally Posted by otroo

I think girls with hairy bearded clams are kind of gross.

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Does that mean hairy down under?

Hubby tried to grow a beard and I have to say Ouch. That hurts. Its scratchy. I was glad when he shaved it off.

[otroo]

Actually I was having a little bit of a manic episode so I apologize if I offended anyone with the way I worded that.


I have had a goatee or beard for about the last twenty years I don't even know the last time I was clean shaven. I take really good care of it though I shampoo and condition it every I also brush it out a couple of times a day.

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[Alone & confused]

Originally Posted by otroo

I think girls with hairy bearded clams are kind of gross.

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SERIOUSLY??? EEEWWWW! It's "bikini season" YEAR ROUND for me! I thought that was the norm these days!

I love beards. The mere thought of sitting on a bearded guys face gets me horny, I love the feel of a beard anywhere on my body.....ummm....I have to go now

[bighands]

Originally Posted by Alone & confused

SERIOUSLY??? EEEWWWW! It's "bikini season" YEAR ROUND for me! I thought that was the norm these days!

It IS the norm but those who don't want it to be the norm tend to be VERY vocal about it.

[buzz bee]

Originally Posted by Alone & confused

SERIOUSLY??? EEEWWWW! It's "bikini season" YEAR ROUND for me! I thought that was the norm these days!

It is and to me I feel cleaner. (TMI)

[Alone & confused]

Originally Posted by bighands

It IS the norm but those who don't want it to be the norm tend to be VERY vocal about it.

I CAN'T IMAGINE not properly "maintaining the perimeter"!

[Alone & confused]

Originally Posted by buzz bee

It is and to me I feel cleaner. (TMI)

EXACTLY!! THANK YOU! It's not a shower without a Shave!

[Alone & confused]

Originally Posted by otroo

Actually I was having a little bit of a manic episode so I apologize if I offended anyone with the way I worded that.


I have had a goatee or beard for about the last twenty years I don't even know the last time I was clean shaven. I take really good care of it though I shampoo and condition it every I also brush it out a couple of times a day.

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No offense taken here.....but thanks for that mental picture! Lol. What kind of scary -*** women have YOU been dating?

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by otroo

I think girls with hairy bearded clams are kind of gross.

I think you kids were unduly influenced by E.T. at an apparently and perhaps unfortunately VERY impressionable age!

[otroo]

Originally Posted by hankster

I think you kids were unduly influenced by E.T. at an apparently and perhaps unfortunately VERY impressionable age!

Why ? Who shaved on E.T.? I am a 40 yo man that likes my lady clean with maybe a tuft of hair.

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[BDPpartner]

Worse than a beard is stubble especially when if comes to oral sex

As for kissing after oral sex I don't have a problem with it and neither does my partner, in fact previous partners were fine with it too. I think I'd be offended if I had given someone oral sex and then they wouldn't kiss me.

[BDPpartner]

Oh and I like myself and my other half clean shaven below the belt

Originally Posted by Marshellette

Gross to think about where guys put their mouths on their girlfriend's bodies. What if you dated like a philanderer and he had a beard and you kissed him and he tasted like barbecue *****? Fortunately, that has never happened to me before, except wait it sort of did. I would rather have a guy kiss my mouth but he kissed my ***** and then he kissed me on the mouth. I swear to ___ it tasted just like barbecue. Vomit. Anyone have this happen to you? The whole beard/hygeine leftover scraps eew bug you? Every once in a while I will see some guy in the grocery store with a beard and I will think to myself, "he looks like he eats _____ " or he he looks like he just ate _______ last night. And the whole irony and humor in this is too much. I can always tell the sort of guy that did/does too, just by looking at him.

I think it really depends on how clean both are down there. It is a real turn-on for me when a girl is not only shaven down there, but also smells nice and I can tell she takes care of herself. Then it's actually a pleasure doing some mouth action. The same would apply to the guy I think. I shave down there myself. I think a general rule is just, if you expect oral action on you, then show your partner you care about them by keeping yourself clean down there and actually make them WANT to go down there. My point is, if the girl is clean down there, the smell or whatever shouldn't stay in the beard, and it would feel OK to be kissed by the same mouth too. I also wouldn't mind a girl kissing me after she did some oral on me, since I know I took care of myself before any action.