LMAO Men R Funny

Y'all gotta read "WHAT MAKES A WOMAN" in the mens forum. I just had my first laugh of the day with it. A vagina? What kinda women has poor CyranO known if that's a requirement for what makes a woman? Could you imagine reading that in a lonely hearts column....

"must be independant, fun-loving and have a vagina"


LMAO

Yeah, that's funny.

But unfortunately, there are some men who think the vagina is ALL a woman is for. I heard one man say that in his drinking days, "Women were nothing but self-propelled jars of vaseline. That's about what they were for, and they deserved about that much respect." Supposedly sobering him up changed that attitude, but drunk or sober, there are men who think that way. And, I mentioned my first adult relationship in another post; he thought that way too. I might as well have been a hole in a tree stump for all he cared about me, the person.

Note, I am **NOT** saying this is true of Cyran0. I think he was just making a joke.

LMAO i wouldn't have called this post men r funny if i didn't think Cyrano was just making a joke, and i got warped humor so i'd find it funny anyway. LOL.

I wanted to make it clear that I know Cyran0 was only making a joke. I don't think he, as an individual, thinks of women as nothing but floating vaginas.

LOL shouldn't that be walking vaginas.

But vaginas don't have legs.... If we were nothing but vaginas, we'd have to either float or sit there.

ROFLMAO!

I'm sure a man wouldn't care if it were floating or sitting there...

...perhaps they could find a knot-hole in a tree?

Okie

Hahahahaahahahahaha...silly.

Men, geez...

Va Geen....resepct the va geen!

i realy cant talk considering in the "what makes a man" thread i put "a penis" lol.

my co-workers call me jess the feminist. so they LOVE making women jokes at work just to irk me lol. last night my friend goes "whats the useless flap of skin around a vagina?" well apparently the answer is "a woman". ohhhh they thought it was hilarious. its the simple things in life for more guys apparently.

and cyran0 knows we all love him

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Kalamity_Jane said:

LMAO i wouldn't have called this post men r funny if i didn't think Cyrano was just making a joke, and i got warped humor so i'd find it funny anyway.

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Yes - I would say he was joking....... but you got to admit that it is our Breast & Vagina that makes a Female and its their Big Muscles, Hairy Face and Penis that makes them a Male.

Gotta Love the Difference in the Genders -

tis abit embaressing to be talking this way since the thread discused has been deleted, it's sad to think a men's BS session caused a bunch of fussy hens to make the men feel sooooo hen-pecked that they had it deleted, this is IMHO

They had it deleted...what the junk??

Well, I guess that's how it goes...if people are hurt.

I don't even notice these things anymore, I thought it was all funny. *shrugs*

this thread was never intended to harm or offend, it was intended as a bit of light-hearted fun. it was never meant to cause all this trouble but that's all i seem to have done since i came here, put my foot in my mouth.

huh...I don't think you did anything wrong Kalamity.

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Kalamity_Jane said:
it was never meant to cause all this trouble but that's all i seem to have done since i came here,
put my foot in my mouth.

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Don't worry so much as we all "Place Foot in Mouth" at one time or another on here - for this is a mental health forum, therefore, we really never know when what seems innocent to us may set another person off or into depression.......... ((( hugs )))

The Golden Rule....... is our best Defense.

((((((((Rhapsody)))))))) thank you. obviously i worry if i think i've hurt anyone's feelings but you just put it into perspective really. what's harmless fun to one may trigger another. thanx.

Dorri, you didn't put your foot in mouth, it was others who chose not to be grown up enough to laugh at a joke , besides why are we looking through the key hole in the men's room door ? (this is said in fun )

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nothemama8 said:
Dorri, you didn't put your foot in mouth, it was others who chose not to be grown up enough to laugh at a joke , besides why are we looking through the key hole in the men's room door ? (this is said in fun )

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you know i love ya...i was just havin a really bad nite...

to ya....

in defense of the men, it was a couple specific people, not naming names, that just wouldnt let it go. even when men defended themselves and women defended them. guys were receiving nasty PMs from women! we all know how guys act when its only guys around. its what they do! most people were fine with it. there were only a couple. i didnt think this thread had anything to do with it. there was another thread that contributed much more than this one did.

my next question is how do we keep women from posting in the men's forum, should we pm them that it's not proper to go into the men's locker room hahahaha

i didn't know women could post in the mens forum? it's one thing taking a sneky peek round the locker room door but i wouldn't go in there...they might not be decent....LOL

uh, can you laugh with a foot in your mouth???? LOL! it sure is hilarious, especially 'floating' vaginas!

Hmm.. I suggest basting your foot in a nice Bechamel Sauce, if you feel you must eat it. It'll go down alot easier.

I feel like saying " Hey girls, Dare you to go in the boys washroommmmmm"

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Rainbowzz said:
Hmm.. I suggest basting your foot in a nice Bechamel Sauce, if you feel you must eat it. It'll go down alot easier.

I feel like saying " Hey girls, Dare you to go in the boys washroommmmmm"



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LOL shamefully i've nothing against having a peek so long as i don't get caught....

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nothemama8 said:
my next question is how do we keep women from posting in the men's forum,

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By letting them know that they are not supposed to post in there unless they are specifically asked / invited by a man to do so...... therefore, I guess the only way to keep females from posting in the men's forum is for the men not to invite them in.