ADHD bloopers

http://blogs.psychcentral.com/adhd-z...adhd-bloopers/

A nice article about ADHD.

Feel free to add your own bloopers to this thread!

I'll put one up:

I was unloading the washer and putting the clothes in the dryer...I got lost in thought and ended up taking the wet clothes out of the dryer and putting them back in the washer and not even realizing what I was doing because I was thinking of something else lol

I went to the store to pick up some ingredients to make cupcakes for my fiance's coworkers and for buffalo wings since he was working a double. I went to the store and got everything done and was 2 minutes away from my house when I realized I forgot the cupcake mix! I was too busy people watching to notice, and I mixed up all the words on my grocery shopping list. I went back to 3 stores until I found some. When I got home..

I realized I had no cupcake liners for my cupcakes.

But I have an awesome mama who immediately went out to pick me up some! Thanks mama!

Ugh, I wish I could remember all the times I've had the whole inner dialogue thing come out! Answering questions that people never asked because something got stuck in my brain. Although, the confused looks on people's face is pretty funny.

I give speeches for work sometimes and I had one with about 200 prospectives. I had my speech memorized, but, in the audience, there was this woman with crazy green-yellow hair and this amazingly awful hat with a freaky little bird on it. In the middle of a sentence..."In summation, attendees are able to use our, how do you find a bird that matches your hair like that"...Um...Oops!!

My problem isn't hearing things wrong, it's going on this big trip from subject to related subject, all in my head, and then answering my girlfriend's question of "Want to go out to eat tonight?" with something along the lines of "My dad's dog got sick from eating dirty underwear!"

Gotta love non-correlated cause-and-effect