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#1
Apr 02, 2016, 09:28 AM
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Eight. One to drop the first lightbulb because his/her hands are shaking so badly from the Depakote. The second to wait for the Social Security check to get the money to pay for the lighbulb that the first one broke. The third to go to the hardware store to buy another lightbulb and forget what they went there for because of the Lithium and then remember and turn around to go back, only to forget the lightbulb wattage and have to call the first to ask. The fourth to come out of a depression into a total mania on Celex and max out their credit cards on new fixtures and 1000 lightbulbs. The fifth to take the fourth to the hospital. The sixth, the suicidally depressed one, who doesn’t believe that there is a point to screwing in a lightbulb because all of life is darkness. And the seventh to take the sixth to the hospital. Finally, the eigth comes along pre-diagnosis, screws in the lightbulb with no problem and then goes to the psychiatrist and gets SCREWED UP!
 I found this joke online, and I think it's hilarious! Edit: More jokes here-- https://mytwistedwonderland.wordpres...bipolar-jokes/ |
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Apr 03, 2016, 09:22 AM
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Apr 03, 2016, 09:34 AM
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Shiit ...we would just figure out how to use our sixth sense and do it with our minds
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Apr 03, 2016, 11:36 AM
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Mania kills cells. Brain cells die. Memories become more reduced conceptually, making more efficient use of limited means. Memories shape our reality. Our memories are more or less split in two by abstractions, conceptual reductions. Mood states with memories, concepts, attached. Memories of pain and those of joy. It causes instability, changeability. Fearing that will leave an emptiness between pain and joy and a greater divide. See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me. |
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Apr 03, 2016, 11:53 AM
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Good joke!!!
We always lose. There should be three more. One to hold the shrink down. Other to open the shrink's mouth. A third to force all the drugs down the throat the others had to take. Wait an hour and make the shrink screw another bulb. 
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#6
Apr 03, 2016, 12:20 PM
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Good laugh! Thanks.
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#7
Apr 03, 2016, 01:03 PM
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Hahhaahhahaha
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Apr 03, 2016, 01:34 PM
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lol i'm actually rather amused by that. thanks for the giggle |
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Apr 03, 2016, 01:37 PM
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My husband loved it and he is not BP. I think he recognized me in there.
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Apr 03, 2016, 01:55 PM
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that was pretty good, thanks for the chuckle
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