You know you're borderline when...

you know your bpd when you see someone else getting all the attention and your starting to think hmmm how can I take him out of this thread hmmm tapping foot ....I want the attention me, me, me, now,now,now, mine, mine, mine,.........feeling a little bit of jealousy grrrr....I think I need some coffee now with my doughnuts....NOW!!!! hmmppffttt....stomping foot

I knew you were trying to get rid of me. I bet your plotting with BPD2. Admit it, you think the fat kids going to eat all your donuts. DONT YOU

isnt it funny how much you can relate to these posts

I'm the fat kid! No wait...I'm confused.....maybe it's an identity instability....I know: I'm YOU!

Wait you're me. Than who am I. now I'm confused. Although this would explain alot.

wait!! who's who? im who?

OMG your both plotting against me arn't you!!! Did you hack my pc???? Am I going to have to report you from looking at my pictures?? Now I am suspicious? Talking about being fat? Is this some kinda private lingo? I knew you two were against me all along? hmmm.....I had this feeling


Now I need cheesecake and applefritters OMG......

This is all too funny

Yes, Kalisha, clueless and I are members of F.A.T., and we are coming to get you---MWA-HA-HA-HA !!!!

Freaking to flippin' funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just laughed so hard outloud.................. My kids are like why are you laughing.... they would never understand...

OMG She said CHEESECAKE wait...wait... dont change the subject . Cheese wont get you off the hook for plotting to get rid of me. Ok maybe just one slice. Mmmmmmmm.

Seriously....FINE I will share but only one slice and because your MAKING me feel GUILTY.....GOD, why do you always have to give me a guilt trip lol.....Sending you one on the double

So Funny.

OK but it doesn't change anything.

thanks so much for sharing this little vision of the world with the rest of us~! best wishes, ,Gus

You know when you are borderline...

when you cry and cry and feel sad and lonely, and then the one constant you have in your life- your husband- comes home. You read into every little move he does or doesn't make,every word he does or doesn't say. Then you blow up becuz you are not getting what you need: "You don't love me- you never have! EVERYTHING else is important except me. You've been using me. You are a jerk. I hate you."

Then sob sob sob slam the door... And now he approaches you and you yell: "Go away! Leave me alone. I am a pathetic waste of a life . I am SOOO sick of this just leave me the f--- alone. Seriously!"

So he goes and turns on the game on tv. "WTH? See- you DON'T care! Why do you pretend like this. You did this on purpose so I would leave you to watch the game. Are you happy now?"

Slam door, cry some more. Think to yourself, I never want to see him again, he's the reason I have stayed so miserable. Hubby actually comes back, you cry, then lie next to each other and give him really good sex (you know what I mean). You think, omg, what what I do without him?? Then afterward, you feel like s----, say you hate him, that he used you, and that you are sorry that you did that with him, and you will never do it again.

Repeat.

OMG,
I totally relate to that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That one is geez one that's been a repeat in life for erm years!!!!!!!!!hate to admit it....Thanks for sharing that one hayward

See i knew you just wanted to hold a grudge...I knew you didn't want to be my friend...you wanted to abandon me all along!!! hmmmpfft....You claimed you would listen to me, I offered you cheese cake and everything and NOW, now your being a big ole meanie meanie HEAD!!! WELL FINE...I am going to blast my music and well drive really fast and take my cheesecake back ha and go find bpd2 and give it to her ha

No...No... Please don't leave.

lol

Fine Mr.....I won't leave but you better behave yourself!!!! Now here is your cheesecake...Next time behave yourself cuz I am not going to keep putting up with this irrational behavior....ugh...Now have you seen that sledge hammer???? I have been looking to remodel???? he he...

Ok I promise to behave. Really Munch munch....(eating Cheese cake) huh oh yea that nope Haven't seen that sledge hammer anywhere.

Oh brother....I having this feeling you might have seen that sledge hammer??? However, if you say you haven't then okay then I guess I will take your word for it this time.....

Just remember that I gave you cheesecake not that should make you feel guilty or nothing...I mean cuz I wouldn't want you to feel bad that I worked hard slaving in the kitchen while taking care of two sick kids and cleaning house and sharing my cheesecake with you......So okay I believe you cuz you wouldn't lie..... he he ha ha.....

Who Me...Lie...No way I do appreciate the cheese cake (even though she didn't want me to have any) Thanks for the cheese cake

...the only people you can relate to are borderline.

You feel like you don't fit in, and you just know everyone talks about you and wants you to fail because they don't like you.