You know you're borderline when...

You have to put your middle finger in a splnit because it is strained due to overuse!

one minute you tell someone she is your favorite person in the whole wide world right now and an hour later you tell her you hate her and never want to talk to her again.

Skully: HAHAHAHAHA
Gus: Yep, I know just what you mean.....You can just feel that anvil swaying...but, actually, maybe, their just playing with their yo-yo and your'e just feeling the breeze....

lolololol:d:d:d:d:d

LOL!!

And you have actually bitten your bottom lip with the furious force of a rant that starts with the f-bomb.

I have really enjoyed reading the posts on this thread. Keep 'em coming! :P

and then u do this ridiculous back and forth thing where u call and apologize and she accepts and then you are enraged that she would take that much power from you so you call and politely leave her a message when you know she isnt there terminating treatment PERMANENTLY then dodge her in the streets for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe this is just me..... worried forever about what she thinks about you, ultimately..................

OHHHH Yeeeeeeaaaaaeeeeeaa (Ferris Bueller) spelling whatever, we are a funny bunch

I just did that 5 minutes ago!!! Except I texted instead of called.

When you lay crying for hours because of how fat you are and then the next second you're just eating again.

Yes I just did that. I blame this white chocolate macadamian nut cookies. Why do they have to be so good.

Your boyfriend tells you he spoke to another girl and your head spins like the exorcist before he even tells you why.

haha....this never really changes.....My husband was very late after school one night (teacher), so I ended up running errands with the kids that he would normally do. THEN, I went by the school, looking for his car. I looked everywhere. I came home very sad...knew the day had finally come when I'd actually caught him having an affair (not just suspecting it every night he comes home late). So, I sent him a sad little email: "where are you?" thinking it was just one of those things you send out into the universe, thinking, "Ha! You'll get that first thing in the morning and you'll be sorry," thinking about whether or not I was going to get the kids in the settlement--then, of how unlikely that would be, then wondering if we could still live together if he kept his trash out of the house....etc.

While I was still sitting there, staring at the screen, a message blipped in...from him....He was waiting at the school for our daughter, because he thought she was coming back to school from a party, then they were coming home together. "I wrote back, I looked for the car, and I couldn't find it...." He wrote back, "I pulled it around by the Ag buildings so that I wouldn't have as far to carry the pizza for the kids finishing up that Santa letter."...........Just to be sure....I went out and drove over there really fast....and there was the car, just where he'd said it would be, dry pavement under it because it hadn't been moved in hours and hours.............had to check for that dry pavement, of course...

Ai-yi-yi......He's a good, good man, and I absolutely cannot believe my luck. I will go to the grave testing it....

bpd2,

I would so I have done the pavement testing too!!!

You're lucky to have such a good husband, bpd2. You deserve someone who treats you so well.

You know you're borderline when consider yourself mature for your age, but still act like a two year old when your moms says you can't have anymore donuts.

Also when your best friends says "I love you!" to another friend and you instantly think they hate you (Seriously, how stupid is that?) so you post I love you a million times on their wall so that they'll say it to you too.

Yesterdays, lol, lol!

I saw a sitcom recetly where the main character acts like maybe sh has BPD. It is called The New Adventures of Old Christine. It is on Lifetime. Watch it a few times & let me know what you think.

Famous People With Borderline Personality Disorder

By an eHow Contributor

Adolph Hitler: Adolph Hitler definitely had the anti-social and narcissistic aspects of BPD. He also had inappropriate ways of controlling emotions.

(WTF!!!!! I think the author of this article was on crack giving Hitler a diagnosis of BPD)

http://www.ehow.com/facts_4814956_fa...-disorder.html

You have read about a thousand articles about Borderline Personality Disorder.

...when you think everyone else should read about BPD, because it oh sooo fascinating!! though hopefully, like , saved by the whistle, in my case just in the nick of time, you change your mind and do not tell the world all about yourself by sending them these AWESOME articles and this GREAT book........looking back what a disaster that would have turned out to be!!!!!!!!!!! phew!!!

No kidding ....megolomania....Narcissistic PD anyone???????

LOLOL!

It's so true. When I tell my friend about it I can almost hear her eyes glazing over on the phone.

. . . when your hard-working husband yields to your demands that he fix his own meals but puts off dishwashing, only to find that "his" pots and pans have been thrown into the dumpster.

LOLOLOLOL
deja vu.....

LOL!!!

But later on you realize that the pots were really good - and you want them back, so you spend an hour sorting through gross, crap, just to find them.