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#126
Nov 30, 2007, 12:46 AM
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Captain's log 3.14159265358979323846 slice number 12.
In a trip to the Chuck E Cheese restaurant on double D deck I won my brain back in one of those quarter plastic egg dispensing machines. I also got a really nice yo-yo with my 373 tickets I won playing skee ball. The holodeck has been programmed to present an exact replica of the ship in life size. This really messes with new recruits as they can't tell when the simulation ends. Or am I in the simulation now? Damn it you guys! Our munitions order came in and they screwed up the order. Our 30,000 photon torpedos are actually no bigger than single photons and were delivered in a single capsule the size of a tylenol gel cap. Unless we're firing on paramecium, we're screwed. The Heisenberg compensator has malfunctioned and is now compensating for Isaac Newton. Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise formerly known as Jefferson Starship, out.
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#127
Nov 30, 2007, 01:16 AM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeek just met myself coming the other way............
jin out................ 
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#128
Nov 30, 2007, 01:19 AM
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Ensign Rayna's log 8675309
I just stumblled upon my crew mates' fun in Depression after I posted a post about Butters. I can't believe I slept through all this. It must be all the time warp (its just a jump to the left) traveling I did. Totally wore me out. I'm glad to see everyone having fun in Depression. I wonder if I should start some trouble with tribbles.....Where is Ensign Crusher? Maybe its time I finally tell him I always thought he was cute.
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#129
Nov 30, 2007, 01:22 AM
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RAYNA........jin runs and hugs.............
welcome on board...........would you be beautician/nurse/ and work the beamy uppy thingy??????? jin.................out 
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#130
Nov 30, 2007, 01:29 AM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
nowheretorun said: the uniform may not look good.. but i think so... you sir, however, would look divine  </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Did you ever see the empath on TNG wearing a teal knee length dress with round neck and princess seams. She looked hot with black knee high boots. I am on a search for a similar dress and already have found a Star Trek insignia to put on the chest.  I MUST find that dress.
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#131
Nov 30, 2007, 08:06 PM
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that was counselor deanna troi.
coming out of the whorling dust cloud, a small ship veers to avoid a meteorite. on the bridge, captain jonathan archer asks, "where in the heck are we?" t'pol, the voluptuous vulcan science officer answers from her station, "i believe we have traveled through a warp of some kind." she eyes across the bridge on trip, commander of the enterprise, who gives the security chief malcolm reed a look of anticipation of an upcoming adventure. |
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#132
Nov 30, 2007, 08:16 PM
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DJ, wrapped in her invisible cloak, whispers to WW... Maybe Councelor Troi can bring some stability to this space vessel... and you suppose you should tell Tech and Ensign Jinny they've been stuck in a time warp of their own??
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#133
Nov 30, 2007, 10:47 PM
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Ensign Rayna here, perhaps I can crochet a Deanna Troi dress? Apparently Jin has named me the nurse/beautician and I'm to do something with the beamy uppy thing? Maybe I can make traveling cloaks and give everyone their immune booster injection?
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#134
Nov 30, 2007, 11:38 PM
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tech here: supplies transferred, crew re-assembling... i'm taking nominations for next destination...
simply write your suggestion on a scrap of paper and feed it to Spock... we're having Vulcan Mind Melding session in the conference area at 20:00 hours and he'll tranfer your suggestion to me then... tech out... (of his mind...) |
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#135
Nov 30, 2007, 11:51 PM
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Captain! Thank God you're back! The records are in the journals.. Everything ran like a dream...
there was a delay in the audible entertainment system.. im certain the issue has been resolved... Awaiting blast off sir! |
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#136
Dec 01, 2007, 02:48 AM
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Captain's log is floating in the lavatory.
We got a message from ground control. They said we've really made the grade and the papers want to know whose shirts we wear. I didn't know what to tell them. Anyone know who made the uniforms? Now a navigation quandry. If our mission is to go where no man has gone before, thus being totally uncharted, how the heck am I supposed to give destination coordinates? I've decided star fleet was smokin something pretty strong when they drew up our orders. By the way, even with phasers set to stun, it really hurts to get shot in the face with one. I'll never try that again. Finally, Dave Lister was outside painting the hull but is now stuck out there. Please open the pod bay doors, Hal. Hal, open the pod bay doors. Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise bowling team, out.
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#137
Dec 01, 2007, 05:22 AM
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Glad crew are back together......everyone on board I suggest going to visit the Red Dwarf crew as they are almost flying next to us and it is the weekend afterall.......
I hear daarth vadar is on the prowl so watch out....he has some kind of chest infection and it's quite easy to pick up what he's saying for once.... Dont let him in........ offers captain a new chocolate log for Christmas...... klingons in large quantities on starboard... zap gun found and used, clearing most of them..... ok, lets go see rayna and get a makeover....need my eyebrows plucking I think we should nominate techie and captain for back, sack and crack  jin out....and about..... |
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#138
Dec 01, 2007, 05:27 AM
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loved this when I was a teen!!! Sabrina it's sarah brightman lmao Jin ........ bring on MY starship trooper lmao |
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#139
Dec 01, 2007, 07:09 AM
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It's life Jin but not as we know it! Now listen up! Spock is mysteriously missing but left a message saying that he is stuck....in some sort of time-warp! Let's do the Time Warp again! <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdu7xoHU9DA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdu7xoHU9DA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
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#140
Dec 01, 2007, 11:36 AM
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lol peg (((((hugs)))))
good old rocky!!!! jin out.......
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#141
Dec 01, 2007, 04:50 PM
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Umm, slightly off topic but I thought I'd share that for over a year I played Riff Raff at the uptown theater in Minneapolis. Good times.
Cyran0
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#142
Dec 02, 2007, 03:26 AM
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the starship floats just off port while crew transfers and supplies for the next mission are brought on board...
tech here: Ensign, we need more room for wire... just move this thing (dilithium crystal chamber) somewhere out of the way... |
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