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i've been reading, collecting and reciting a lot of positive quotes, ideas, etc etc lately, at my T's urging. i get it, i do. And, like a good rhino i deligently keep at it. However, i can't resist the underbelly of it now and then... and it's good to stop being rigidly positive and laugh your fanny off. i just can't be "good" all the time.
![]() i was enjoying the thread about positive quotes (very useful!) but i saw the one about life giving lemons and i remembered the Happy Bunny one instead and i was laughing so hard i had tears. My anxiety and phobia workbook says that pleasure is an antidote to stress... and so, i figure it should be shared, just like the positive quote thread. the idea is to share the twists of the classic inspirational phrase... like Happy Bunny - "When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eye" ![]() "There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisative idiots" keep it reasonable, clean and kind... it's meant to be a gentle laugh and nothing mean. sometimes being mentally healthier can be summed up in the same sort of perspective my T said he has about going to the gymn (when i had just given him cake) - "I go to the gymn so that I CAN eat cake." Be positive, seek positives and give positives, but every now and then... go for the laugh instead. cheers
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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How about-- "Learn from your parent's mistakes......use birth control!"
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“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
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There's a lot of teeshirts/sweatshirts I like like that:
I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box. Better management through finger pointing. Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion. Exercise your right to be lazy! I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. I'm sick of political ads and I approved this message. The dog ate my lesson plan (for a teacher) No one ever suspects the short ones. Patience is a virtue but flipping someone off feels better. My life is loosely based on a true story. Legally Bland All that twitters is not gold Can't complain. . . but I still do National Sarcasm Society Like we need your support A fountain of useless information If it weren't for crazy I'd never go anywhere I can read in the dark because I went to night school I came, I saw, I capitulated A star in many police chase videos It must be tough dancing without your organ grinder Probably don't recognize me without my cape My garage needs me now. The least I can do is be there for it. Reality. TV. Two reasons why I read. If today is the present, I hope someone kept the receipt. I'm not aging I'm fermenting. Multitasking: The art of messing up several things at once
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I believe in making sacrifices
Can I begin with you?
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Ok, now you're talking....my kind of sayings...lol.
~Towering genius disdains a beaten path.~Abraham Lincoln ~Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~Thomas Edison ~Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. ~Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem? ~A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? ~A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours. ~Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ~People are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are. ~Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
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I wish to mean to you..but I won't....it's 'be kind to animals' week
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” ~Groucho Marx
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
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wowza, this took off fast! SO awesome guys... i'm almost in tears laughing.
~If you can be part of the solution there is money to be made prolonging the problem.~ It's always darkest before it goes pitch black. You're still talking and i'm not listening, how weird is that?
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![]() ![]() ![]() “This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.” -His Holiness, the Dalai Lama I will not kneel, not for anyone. I am courageous, strong and full of light. Find someone else to judge, your best won't work here. |
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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you"
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"If you can't accept me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" -- Marilyn Monroe "Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them." - Brittany Murphy |
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Quote:
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Now if thou would'st When all have given him o'er From death to life Thou might'st him yet recover -- Michael Drayton 1562 - 1631 |
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"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill (about Clement Attlee)
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