OOOOO OWIES!!!

It's the fault of the three foam pads I have on my mattress, I tell you! What a damnable rude awakening I got this morning!! The pads had slipped beyond the edge of the mattress and kept right on slipping... with me on them! What woke me up was me slapping my nose on the edge of my night table and then landing on top of my poor dog Amber!! She layed there for a minute, stunned, I'm sure. Not knowing what had happened to her, either! She slipped out from under me and as I shook my head to get my bearings, blood went flying on the edge of the bed and drop, drop, by fat drop on the floor! eeewwwww I don't like the sight of my own blood! FREAKY!!

It took me a while to get it stopped but no mirror in sight! For all I knew, I had split my nostril open! I couldn't figure out if the blood was coming from only the outside of my nostril or from the inside too.

I think I layed on the floor for a good 15 minutes trying to stop the bleeding. Three Kleenex's later, it had stopped. When I tried to brace myself on the bed to get up, it went skooting across the room on it's damnably annoying casters!! Eventually, I just made like a stink bug with my but in the air and managed to stand up.

Now I am SORE all over! Three Tylenol haven't helped... Maybe lunch out with my best friend will help...

Ooooh... woe is me!!!!

ooooooh September, What a way to start the day! I hope it got better and the owies are subsiding.
Hugs to you and Amber!!! ((((((Hugs)))))

ouch (((((((((septembermorn))))))))

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It's the fault of the three foam pads I have on my mattress, I tell you! What a damnable rude awakening I got this morning!! The pads had slipped beyond the edge of the mattress and kept right on slipping... with me on them! What woke me up was me slapping my nose on the edge of my night table and then landing on top of my poor dog Amber!! She layed there for a minute, stunned, I'm sure. Not knowing what had happened to her, either! She slipped out from under me and as I shook my head to get my bearings, blood went flying on the edge of the bed and drop, drop, by fat drop on the floor! eeewwwww I don't like the sight of my own blood! FREAKY!!

It took me a while to get it stopped but no mirror in sight! For all I knew, I had split my nostril open! I couldn't figure out if the blood was coming from only the outside of my nostril or from the inside too.

I think I layed on the floor for a good 15 minutes trying to stop the bleeding. Three Kleenex's later, it had stopped. When I tried to brace myself on the bed to get up, it went skooting across the room on it's damnably annoying casters!! Eventually, I just made like a stink bug with my but in the air and managed to stand up.

Now I am SORE all over! Three Tylenol haven't helped... Maybe lunch out with my best friend will help...

Ooooh... woe is me!!!!

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I'm sorry you got hurt Tomi.. I really am.. but darn it .. you know me I gotta turn this into sumpin funny..

We just need to get a video of you getting back up on your feet and my little trails I have left going bum bum bump down my basement steps .. and maybe we could win the $10,000 dollars on funny home videos!!!!!!!! Well it be worth a try wouldnt it for that much????????? hehheheeh

That sounds horrible, and I'm sorry for saying this so don't take it the wrong way, but I can't stop laughing... picturing the whole thing! I know I won't be laughing when it happens to me... I hope you feel better soon!

It got better, Jax... after three tylenol! It took my body to realize what had happened but when it did, it started protesting.

My best friend came and took me out to lunch and them some shopping. I had comfort food, which I don't often do but I had Cournty Fried Steak and eggs. There's just something about gravey, ya know? Go figure! LOL

Yeah! OUCH! My whole body hurt for a while. How come it doesn't hurt so bad when you're a kid and you fall out of bed?? LOL

Beth, if you hadn't truned this into something funny, I would have known that was something drastically wrong with you!

How can you go bump, bump, bump down the stairs??? I tried that one time and IT HURT!!!! I guess it's better than sliding down the banister, though! LOL That sudden stop is a killer!

Ya know, I had to laugh at myself this morning while I was still on the floor. I was pinching my nose with a tissue to stem the blood flow and it wouldn't stop. Without a mirror, I couldn't tell for sure where the blood was coming from, so I wadded up a Kleenex and stuck it up my nose and tried to get up. Thing is, I was sitting on the sheet that had come with me and my foot slipped. Wound up sitting on my round butt again and going cross-eyed to look at the tissue up my nose. Just about then I thought what a sight I might be and busted out laughing. Amber thought I was crying and started licking my face like she usually does when I cry silently. Then she started licking my nose and for an instant, I thought she might bite it! She nibbles it when she gives me kisses, so I over reacted. By this time the tissue was soaked and was beginning to drip on the floor. THEN I started crying... then laughing... then cussing the housekeeper that was supposed to have cleaned by bedroom yesterday. She didn't EVEN begin to get under the bed!! What a comedy of errors!!

Oh, yeah! The getting up! OMG!! Because of the arthritis in my knees, it hurts to be on them even if I was kneeling on a cloud, so I got off them as fast as I could by litteraly standing on all fours... that made my butt stick up in the air like a stink bug does when it shoots his stinky stuff... That had to look hilarious!!

I wanna know!! Who falls out of bed at MY age???? Only me, I'm sure! LMBO! It's the foam pads, I tell ya! They slid and took me with them! Not MY fault!

Aww Tomi I'm sorry you had such a horrible start to ur day. I hope ur feeling better. If it makes you feel any better thats probably something i would do lol. Believe me i've walked into a glass door once before. Not fun LOL

Good grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((((((( Tomi ))))))))))))
for her owies.

(((((((((( Beth )))))))))))
for her owies.

No more owies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs,

Jan

i have to say i am very sorry that you fell out of bed... but the mental picture you gave me made me bust out laughing... momma you shouldnt do things like this... they hurt!!!!!

NOW you tell me it hurts!

I'll bet I went slo-mo, too!

I think we have all done things like that before. I took a nasty tumble down a flight of slick wooden stairs one time and my leg ended up behind me in between the post on the stairs!! had a huge black bruise on my hip!! and a neck brace to boot!! ouchie!! tomi I hope you are ok hon!

It only hurts when I laugh...

LOL No kidding, I'm fine now! My night table however, needs some repair. It broke! Got one strong shnoz here! LOL

my poor friend......i just got off the phone with nina and she had told me about your fall.....i'm so sorry and i'm sure that you must be sore today......take it easy and feel better soon and p.s......all my tests came out fine......