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Apr 06, 2007, 09:00 AM
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>For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ''You don't know Jack >Schitt!' > >Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an >intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, >the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of >Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt >married Noe Schitt > >The deeply religious couple produced six children: >Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep >Schitt and Dip Schitt. > >Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high >school dropout. >After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt >later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she >wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt >Sherlock. > >Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a >rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six >children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout >childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony >The wedding announcement in the newspaper announce the Schitt-Happens >nuptials. > >The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the >prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy >with his new Italian bride Pisa Schitt. > >Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. > >Sincerely, > >Crock O. Schitt
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Apr 06, 2007, 10:22 AM
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Apr 06, 2007, 11:38 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna forward this to my dad, haahaha thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 06, 2007, 01:06 PM
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Apr 06, 2007, 01:48 PM
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I think I may need to yoink this to show to people! 
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Apr 06, 2007, 03:46 PM
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Oh my God...and I thought I didn't know him...lol....I love it!!!!!
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Apr 06, 2007, 06:56 PM
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That was awesome.
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Apr 06, 2007, 08:21 PM
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AAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! What you said!!!!  I don't know Jack... Do you?
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Apr 06, 2007, 09:23 PM
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