I need a good team of fast Psych Central members!!!

WOW...six feet tall...January, you are rockin...sequin???

Not If but When...the "Director of Fashion" approves your outfit
...I don't think any of us will come close.
sequines on your hose...little booties...well...flabbergast me. Hey...I have little black booties too...perhaps I should rethink the sandles, because of the bull poo...you know.

Just a small thought your title could be "SCOREKEEPER"...what do you think...of course it would have to be approved by our board of one.

Did you ever hear..."If you want to get something approved by a committee...have no more than three people on the committee and two of them should be absent."

Oh yes, I've heard that quote. I always end up being the one, you know?

Yep, I'm six feet tall. It took me years to admit it!

I like scorekeeper, but as you said, the committee has to aprove it.

Yep, I would trade the sandles for boots. Boots rock! Mine are going to have flames on them. How awesome is that?

OMG..when the cat's away, the mice will play!!!!

i just came in and am laughing so hard and i needed a really good belly laugh.....

can you actually visualize this? i can and i just fall out of my chair. i had no idea what most of you look like and now, after all this gabbing....i think i'd recognize each one of you if we met in bull **** in Spain!!!!!!! i do not call it "poo" cause i grew up on a ranch and when i have photographed bullriding in rodeo arenas, i have been hit with it......i've had it in my ear, covered my glasses once and on my clothes!!!!! it is not POO......


let's see, someone wanted something approved. now i can't remember what it was, but i'll approve it. all in favor, yay???? and all opposed, nay......

i am waiting, with bated breath, for our fashion director to start throwing my outfit together. as the board of one, i'm awfully busy now and besides that, i can't get to my closet.....my bedroom isfull of boxes of photographs and STUFF.......

Well...I believe in calling a heart a heart as well and bull@#%& it is. I call it as I see it...lololol...lil buckaroo.

It was all over u, all over ur glasses...I never thought of it...but I guess if it can get betwixt my toes, it could get anywhere....hmmm...we only have $2.50. I wonder how much it costs for a full body condom????

The Treasurer...Mo the JO3

Ok this is what I've got so far.....

First off wheel chairs, walkers and canes are considered fashionable. Required to be adorned to coordinate with your attire.

Umbrellas and parasols are acceptable accents but must be adorned with sequins, bangles, dangles to help draw attention to our group.

Footwear -- sandels, platform shoes, stilletto heels, thigh high black boots (preferably with red racing stripes)

Dress of the day -- saris, short black leather skirts, red peasant blouses, sexy low-cut sequined dresses, tight leather pants, spandex. Colors of choice so far -- black, red, blue, purple.

Accessories -- one or more to be included with outfit -- big hair, chandelier earrings, fish net stockings. Tassels and little mirror pieces can also be added as accents.

Ok think I've got everything.......now where did I put my 18 hour gridle and push up bra????

what about no bra or burning a bra?

If no bra is in your future that's fine with me.
I have to wear a bra just to keep my boobs above waist level.

Forgot to mention to bring a change of clothes for the tomato toss. Wouldn't want to mess up our "good" clothes with tomato stains.

OMG, i hate to burden you with designing tomato throwing clothes.......shouldn't they all match, scarier to the crowds that way?????????

WHy are we burning bra's?

Give me one good reason why we shouldn't burn bras??? I hate those damn things. Keb, you are doing a wicked job. (Thats a compliment)

I want a cane with a dragon head handle...soooo cooooll and a pointy end. Just in case a bull tries to come near me.

I will pass on the umbrella .... if....I can wear a blue sombero with dangly balls on it and lots of sequins so it is shiny. It has to be blue to match my sari. And I will wear the thigh high boots as opposed to the ankli high ones, but I want red flames on them...cool.

If I don't have to carry an umbrella...I can still carry a calculator...

Is someone holding out on cyber money that I don't know about???
Are we working up to holding an auction soon???

Tomatoe tossing clothes...should logically be red. Something light since it tends to be a tad warm in Spain.
Mo the Jo3

ill be infront of the bulls!!! hehe yeah, then yall onfront will b ok, coz u dont have to outrunn a bull,,, just the slowest person, whichd b me! hahaha
my brother is good at removing money from people, shall i get him to help with the funding?
hahaha
self

selfy, dying laughing. yes, get your bro to help us with our funds................

muffy, don't you want to join us? it is shaping up to be one big fun going on...........

please hurry down to women's support forum, as i believe you will find the sugar waxing to be of utmost importance for the "bull run"........

i know that some of our outfits for the date auctions are going to be revealing (i've borrowed something from Britney Spears) and there may be the chance of "unsightly hair" showing in "unsightly places"......

i know that my outfit is mostly strings and sequins and pearls........so i will definitely have to "sugar wax"

and i'm thinking that January is going to have to. something tells me that with all of the line directing that she is going to do, her pits will need to be done.

i think Keb will dress too conservative and the support hose are going to hide her bikini line..............xoxoxo director of bull run, Spain, 2008

I have never waxed anything...is this going to hurt???

ummm don't the women in spain go all natural? no shaving the pits? wouldn't we look out of place being all waxed? lol dang I need to get my wheelchair for this! bangles and dangles everywhere and I suppose being in a sitting postion I can go with the short skirt too! lol too chubby otherwise. lol

well, let's sugar wax for the auction and leave the remnants on our pits and legs......more incentive for the "buyees"......

read the story in women's support. it sounds as if it doesn't hurt as much as hot wax does.......we can grow the hair out after the auctions. the BIG money making fundraiser.

has anyone heard from John about being the auctioneer? i haven't and i find that strange since i am the reformer, i mean the developer or the director.....now where did i put those cookie crumbs?

Ok, now lets get started with the fashion statement.

Hair....how to get started

what we are trying to achieve

Keb...I have this to say...

I don't know if my hair will do that...

Of course it does look some kind of wild when I first wake up but gezzz...that look is extra extra extreme....

How about if I "sugar wax" my head???? I could tattoo flames along the sides of my skull...or maybe just felt pen.

Better mail me some of those crumbs...I am huge into crumbs these days it seems...

keb..................

this won't work, will it?

WOOOOOOWWWWW.....Faverody...If that is you I think that you look quite fetching. (That's a good thing!!!) A sexy momma...

You are wearing my colors...

You will bring quite a bit at the auction...

But don't let Keb notice your hair...she will be wanting to do some hi thing with it...and whats up with the green face in Keb's post. Is that something to wear or a snack for when your hair is being put up????

You need a sombero with dingle balls hanging off of it...

i was at one of those high-faluting art openings and enjoyed watching an art professor's twins talk in their own language and destroy the food table. and i was drinking wine........so sophisticated that evening.......and i cleaned up pretty good, because i was living on the ranch in southeastern Oklahoma then. i didn't know i still had it in me.......

i'm just waiting for the ax to fall when Kebso sees it. you can bet she's gonna photoshop it!!!!!! someone is bound to.........i want a sombrero!!!!!!

Is that my MOm?

I'm sewing you up a fetching sombero at this moment...never fear MOJO3 is here....


(Hey..my similies got cut off...some kind of qlich. How can I communicate???? Oh woe is me....)