I need a good team of fast Psych Central members!!!

it's me, honey!

How about a purple jumpsuit????? Have attachment...don't know how to enter pics ....yet.

I was standing in line to pay for my shampoo and hair conditioner today and all at once it hit me! Glitter!!!!!! We have all overlooked glitter!!!!!! What a social faux paux
(Correct spelling is optional!)

I think we all need to wear really long artificial lashes and we need to have glitter on our eye brows and faces. I personally would like some on the backs of my hands and up my arms. I also want some behind my knees!

As a person who grew up on a farm, I am here to report that cow poo is very sticky. Hopefully we will be able to dodge the cow poo. Now, I know the rest of you prefer to call it something else, but that's my comfort zone and I've gotta stick to it.

I was informed today that people in certain places break open cow poo and smell the gases building in it to get high. I found this quite astounding, but I digress.

Now, about the tomato fight. I can see me in a short red skirt with bangles and dangles hanging from the edge. They have to sparkle, of course. I want black hose and red boots. I think a red matching tank top with an overlay of a red see through blouse would be just perfect. I want my dangly earrings, butterfly fake lashes, red hot lipstick and lots and lots of glitter!

I'm not sure how large I can get my hair, but if I see a bull accidentally coming my direction, I'm pretty sure it will rise to unheard of proportions!

Now ladies, this is really important. We cannot underestimate the glitter factor.

glitter is good but I don't think I can get my hair up that high since I cut it all off! but I can punk it out a bit lol

you know that Keb should be on top of the glitter/ i bet she's out buying notebooks and stuff and has completely forgotten her other role. or she's buying hats.......that hat is pretty sexy.

january, you have entered into this with such gusto that i am very impressed. i believe we all could adopt your tomato uniform. sounds good to me........i'm just so crazy about all of the flames we've incorporated and no one has said "Harley" yet...... i mentioned that to a friend yesterday. are we that conservative?????? well, this thread has uncovered the fact that most of us aren't conservative at all. it has uncovered the fact that we're alll crazy as loons and loving every second of it........

If someone has to be crazy...It may as well be us.

Once again this morning I saw the running of the bulls...it appears the bulls are winning...so far.

I am opting for a Kevlar sari and still have hopes of getting an armoured bus...I have no desire to be gored.

I am off to work as I open a cow pie and take a deep wiff...

How about a hot air ballon that we can all ride in and throw tomatoes at the bulls??? Anyone up for that????

We could throw glitter as well...like tomaote flinging, above all the bull, fairies. Then our hair would still look good.

I dare to say...."Harley"...I would love one...but falling over sideways on your Harley is one public embarrasment(sp) that I am trying to avoid.

No, no, we'll be behind the bulls. Behind the pulls is safer as long as no one picks up a cow patty and inhales. I was astounded and appalled when I learned that people do that.

I've been thinking that maybe we need to buy a bail of hay and put it on a sled to take with us when we follow the bulls in case one of them gets confused and turns around and runs toward us. We will have to decorate the hay, of course, but it has to be decorated like they do in the Parade of Roses with natural things in case a bull eats it.

What we can do is shove the hay out in front of a bull in case one turns around. See, we can use it as a safety net, so to speak.

Speaking of the Rose Parade, I think that all of us should enter a float in it. After all, since we are going to to in the running of the bulls, we will have proven ourselves and I think we should consider it.

Where in the world are we going to get organic glitter?

dried and dyed cow chips.....organic glitter. and beaten up first, then glitterize it.

ooooo, floats. i've always wanted to ride a float, ever since i was rodeo queen in college. we couldn't afford one that year or any year before i graduated...... it's been a lifetime desire to ride a gaudy New Orleans style float and throw candy and have men drop their pants!!!!

okay I have decied to volunteer my hubby for the date auction, what do ya think?

rotflmbo lol this is so funny!

Ok....now for some footwear

stilletto


or

platform

oooohhhhhh...I have to go stilleto...the platform appeals to my common sense side...but for looks...wow the blue stilleto boot is the way to go.

Organic glitter??? How about onion skins ground up???

Yah...January...I was raised around cow pie and I never heard of anyone sniffing it on purpose...most people with common sense try to avoid them...some people will sniff anything!!!

Sign me up for a bale of hay...I am going to wear one. Perhaps it will be better protection than a Kevlar suit.

Nothemama...consider your husband sold...he is the only man we have so far...should fetch a dollar or two, don't you think.
Does he cook or do laundry...any special skills we should know about??? I'm counting up the money already!!!

i want to resemble Posh Spiace Beckham (of whatever her name is) and i believe that she'd go for those white platform boots.....look at all of that sexy buttoning up the front!!!! do you think they'll make my boobs move up higher and have cleavage?

Angie, you sold me.......he's in like flyn.....

ground up onion peels would work.....don't see why not.

baled hay is itchy.......maybe wear the kevlar under the bale of hay.......

i'm going to take some "drugs" and go take a big nap. all of this working on the trip to Spain (remember Three Dog Night?) has worn me out........

Never been to Spain

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the men are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
The don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles
Can you feel it
It must be real it
Feels so good
Oh, feels so good

Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the men are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

Umbrellas and parasols perfect.....now don't for get the bangles and dangles for decoration

we need to be....let me see which word is it.....notorious or notable.

I'm all for the body glitter. How could I have missed that.

body glitter it is then.......keb, immediately design me a Las Vegas Showgirl outfit so we can cover all of my "bare" spots with body glitter!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are a couple of choices for outfits but it's still a work in progress

basic little black dress



or perhaps a little red number

I am going to need two of those little black dresses...one for each half of me...I better stick with the Sari...

To many frills on the red one for me...what do you want me to look like ...a girl????

LOOOOKKKKK at the SOMbreos!!!!! YESSSSS...I'll take a blue one.

Wowzers..

don't forget the flowing cape for the "lady of the night"... me with all my blisters and sunburn.... running wayyyy after the bulls... "Elvira" or whatever the heck her name was, can be my fashion inspiration..

A few more choices

this one should get more that a few looks


a little blue number


or perhaps flower power


a little flash and sparkle


do you realize what I would look like in one of these outfits....grotesque comes to mind.....but in a fantasy world anything is possible right?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I have the last one with a cape... pretty please... I can just see me... the cape is so no one else will

I want the red dress and I'll take the whole outfit. I also would like both the gold parasol and the red parasol. I will use the red one for the tomato throwing contest. The gold one is just splendiferous!

Now, I'm concerned about Mojo wearing the hay. For all we know it might be like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey! I like Mojo and I don't want to see her running full tilt away from a bull.

Jan