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#301
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Don't you recall that Bonanza had the burning map?
I mean, isn't that what you can find on the internet? ![]() Petunia, haven't you had your hands full with this bunch? You know, I haven't been away really, but you all maybe post too quickly for me? Or have I been too busy making plans for my trip? Is that enough questions for you all?
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#302
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Should it be?
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#303
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Petunia, haven't you had your hands full with this bunch?
_Sky, it's so nice to have someone understand the trials and tribulations that this poor flower has to deal with day in and day out with these rule-breaking hoodlums especially because I don't want to let you down and I don't think I have, have I? |
#304
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are we that badly behaved?
![]() did you know that i have been good lately? do you think I shouldnt have said that because i might have jinxed myeslf? Should you be more watchful of me now?? and should I be more watchful?? ![]()
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Turn to me and have mercy on me, because I am lonely and hurting. My troubles have grown larger; free me from my problems- Psalm 25:16-17 ![]() |
#305
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that bday party really went off didnt it?
did anyone see where i put that fork of mine? |
#306
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Was that a park pigeon on your fork at the party?
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#307
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![]() did you know it took me longer to catch the damn thing than it did to cook it? |
#308
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Is that because you had to wipe pigeon poop out of your little rabbitoonia eyes?
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#309
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did you not see the before and after pictures where i had on these funky goggles?
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#310
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Do they have little windshield wipers?
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#311
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do we get those in oz?
do you like living life on the edge? floating around with the balloons, were u scared? |
#312
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Do you know I had to inhale helium and tie a string around my stem because I'm not really a balloon?
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#313
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how did you get down and boogie on the dance floor?
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#314
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You tied my string around your fork then stabbed it into the hardwood floor, don't you remember? Was that around the time you put the lampshade on your head?
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#315
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i did what????
lmao did anyone get photos? |
#316
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How much are you prepared to pay?
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#317
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is this some sort of bribe?
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#318
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Are you talking to me?
![]() Do you see this innocent face? These soft purple petals? Do you honestly think I would threaten to paste your lampshade head photos all over the park or maybe even pin them on the pooping pigeons, or give them to the person your "borrowing" the internet service from so they can use it as a screensaver, unless you pay me? How much money are you willing to um, errr, I mean, what were we talking about? ![]() |
#319
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![]() ![]() cough cough what were we talking about? ![]() ![]() |
#320
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Did you know you have to pay big time miracle grow ransoms to keep the kind, sweethearted, purple flower quiet?
btw, Petunia, didn't I tell you that my last birthday made me older than dirt? I probably shouldn't me letting things like this out, but did I tell you I can even remember Today with Dave Garroway and Truth or Consequences ? Do I need my cane and hearing aid? Do you think my barnie google glasses should be on so I can see the bus that hits me when I try to cross the road? |
#321
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if i bribe you, petunia with enough miracle grow , will you return my foot ?
do you know i miss my foot ? do you know its hard to win thread war 6 with only one foot ? do you know there is only so much rawhide one pool boy can watch ?
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#322
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do you know, now that she has her flower power sign I think it is going to take some major sucking up to get Petunia to respond?
you mean, trm, you're not in to watching rawhide 3 times a week and twice on sunday? why not? do you start to cough on all the dust? |
#323
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#324
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Just how naughty do I have to be for the purple flower to notice?
Do you think I should change my name to fuzzypoop? Did you know I send packages to petunia with certain necessary contents?
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#325
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do you know it doesn't take much?
If you forget a simple question mark do you know what happens? Isn't power a wonderful thing? |
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