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#26
Feb 14, 2023, 03:37 PM
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work |
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#27
Feb 14, 2023, 03:38 PM
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso |
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#28
Feb 14, 2023, 07:26 PM
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For valentines day:
Why do melons aways have huge weddings? Because they cantaloupe. |
 Crazy Hitch, SybilMarie
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#29
Mar 04, 2023, 10:10 AM
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I have a joke
how does ronald mcdonald introduce his wife at social events meet patty |
| OafFish, unaluna
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#30
Mar 05, 2023, 05:41 PM
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789 Why was 10 afraid? Because 987 |
| LiteraryLark, OafFish
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#31
Mar 05, 2023, 07:11 PM
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#32
Mar 05, 2023, 07:44 PM
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I'm not good at jokes, but I appreciate them.
This one I enjoyed is from a daily joke calendar... "My memory is going. I can only name one Spice Girl. I tell ya, it's SCARY!" |
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| AstroSpectrum, unaluna
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#33
Mar 05, 2023, 10:22 PM
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My therapist told me I have trouble verbalizing my feelings
I can't say I'm surprised |
| Anonymous32448
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| AstroSpectrum, LiteraryLark, unaluna
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#34
Mar 06, 2023, 12:13 AM
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| AstroSpectrum, unaluna
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#35
Mar 06, 2023, 02:05 AM
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom |
| AstroSpectrum
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#36
Mar 16, 2023, 01:17 AM
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I had to research that joke! Noddy and Big Ears from the UK tv show! I get it now! Good one!
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| Anonymous32448
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#37
Mar 17, 2023, 07:32 PM
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When I was younger I got a brand new watch for my baby sister but my mother made me trade back
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#38
Mar 18, 2023, 05:18 PM
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"i have named that massive spider in my room Cotton Eye Joe, because im asking myself two things:
Where did he come from? Where did he go?"
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| Ford Puma, LiteraryLark, waldeinsamkeit
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| Ford Puma, LiteraryLark, mote.of.soul, waldeinsamkeit
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#39
Mar 18, 2023, 05:20 PM
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#40
Mar 18, 2023, 09:59 PM
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LOL, That made me laugh. Thanks.
__________________
 "I danced in the morning when the world was begun. I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun". From my favourite hymn. "If you see the wonder in a fairy tale, you can take the future even if you fail." Abba 
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#41
Mar 24, 2023, 02:12 AM
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izza good one!
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| Anonymous32448
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#42
Mar 24, 2023, 05:02 AM
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What's big, green and grumpy?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Incredible Sulk
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| TunedOut
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| lizardlady, TunedOut, unaluna
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#43
Mar 24, 2023, 05:19 AM
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
This joke comes from this YouTube video:  Don't wok away from me. 
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| lizardlady
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#44
May 01, 2023, 04:03 PM
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Sigmund Freud and Bill Gates get into a car together, but the car won't start. Freud decides to blame the car's parents, Bill Gates comes up with the solution of closing windows and reopening them
(joke from work today, can't remember exact wording) |
| lizardlady, unaluna
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#45
May 01, 2023, 04:25 PM
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what would bears be without bees?
ears |
| lizardlady
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#46
May 01, 2023, 04:25 PM
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what would earth be without art?
eh |
| lizardlady
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#47
May 01, 2023, 04:53 PM
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if the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?
ate |
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May 02, 2023, 01:03 PM
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#49
May 02, 2023, 01:58 PM
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Q. Why should you never pick a fight with a dinosaur?
A. You'll get Jurasskicked! 
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| lizardlady, TheEbonyEwe, unaluna
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#50
Jun 02, 2023, 01:50 PM
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Why should you knock on the fridge door before opening it?
In case there's a salad dressing |
| lizardlady, TheEbonyEwe
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