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Old Feb 13, 2023, 02:38 PM
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willowtigger allowed to say a joke?
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 05:08 PM
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Well why would you not be allowed to hun?
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 05:17 PM
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she thinking jokes get punished here
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:44 PM
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The joke allowed of

What do you call a shy dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus

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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:45 PM
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Why is cinderella so bad at sports?

She always runs away from the ball

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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:47 PM
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Joke allowed that willowtigger not understand? That she got told elsewhere?

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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:49 PM
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What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:53 PM
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?

You can see straight through them
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:54 PM
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What do you call counterfeit spaghetti

Impasta
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:55 PM
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What do you call a sleeping reptile

A dinosnore
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:56 PM
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Why did the picture get arrested

It was framed
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 06:57 PM
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Why didnt the skeleton go to the party

He had no body to go with
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 07:02 PM
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What was the clevererest dinosaur

The theosaurus
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 07:04 PM
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Why are tomatoes red?

They always see the salad dressing
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 07:05 PM
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Why did the computer go to the doctors?

It had a virus
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 07:09 PM
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Why did the sand blush?

Because the sea weed
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 08:49 PM
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Oh Willow! My face hurts from laughing!
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 09:43 PM
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whats the difference between a hippo & a zippo?

one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 09:45 PM
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Oh, oh Que Sera Sera! I'm gasping I'm laughing so hard!
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Old Feb 13, 2023, 09:50 PM
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whats the difference between ignorance & apathy?

i dont know & i dont care
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Old Feb 14, 2023, 09:18 AM
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Joke allowed that willowtigger not understand? That she got told elsewhere?

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Yeah this one is pretty rude lol

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Old Feb 14, 2023, 09:21 AM
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Yeah this one is pretty rude lol
Sorry i picture the sack he brings the presents in when it said sack, probably why i dont get it .....

Willowtigger get in a trouble for that one and cinderella ball one?
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Old Feb 14, 2023, 09:59 AM
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Scientists are trying to make an air freshener that works on telepathy, which makes scents when you think about it.
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Old Feb 14, 2023, 03:13 PM
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What did the red traffic light say to the green? Don't look I'm changing
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Old Feb 14, 2023, 03:36 PM
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willowtigger copy pasting cause she cannot spell

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent
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