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Apr 01, 2008, 01:07 AM
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Marriage or Prison
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today." |
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Apr 01, 2008, 01:14 AM
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Ohhhh geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!! Can this be turned around? LOL hahahahahaa ... very cute V..
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Apr 01, 2008, 08:06 AM
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LOL
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Apr 01, 2008, 09:33 AM
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how timely
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#5
Apr 01, 2008, 09:58 AM
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Ooooooooo!! Our society doesn't have much positive to say about marriage lately.
We need to find something positive about it. Marriage is a collaboration of mind, heart and skills that, when combined with tolerance and compassion is the strongest support system for a family. I'm still looking lol  
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Apr 01, 2008, 12:43 PM
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 Heard this one today :A Secretary ,, Salesman ,, and their Boss were walking on the beach when the 3 of them looked down and spied an odd shaped bottle . The Boss picked it up and all 3 began trying to clean it off a bit and polish it up to see if it was of any value ,,, when ,,, * POOF * Out popped a genie !!! Well the Genie explained that he was there to grant 3 wishes ,,, butttttttttttttttttt..........., since all three of them had rubbed the bottle they could each have 1 wish .!!! The Secretary said " Oh ,, me first ! " " I want to be in the bahamas on a yacht out on the ocean " ,>>>> Poof ! and she was gone . The Salesman said " Me next ,, me next " " I want to be in Hawaii sipping pina~coladas on the beach " ,>>>> Poof ! and he was gone . Finally it was the Bosses turn to be granted His wish ,, " I want those two back in the office right after Lunch " !!! Moral to this story : >>> Always let the Boss go FIRST .
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#7
Apr 01, 2008, 02:06 PM
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Hahaha Oh man so funny, yours is funny too WMD
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Apr 02, 2008, 10:08 AM
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 .This turkey and this bull were standing near a tall old oak tree in a pasture when the turkey turned to the bull and said " Ya know , I've always wanted to be able to make it to the top of that tree". Earing this the bull replied , " Well , it is common knowledge that eating bull crap can help you to fly". So ,,, the turkey taking a moment to think this over , proceeded to make a snack of some of this bullcrap. The following day the bull was again by this oak tree and heard his friend the turkey call out ,," Hey look ,, I'm up to the first branch !!! The bull then made a fresh pile , and the turkey flew down and had another helping ..........And this went on for a few days ,,, until one day , the bull looked up and to his amazement the turkey was at the tippy top of the tree and all smiles .!! Soon after that a hunter came by and shot the turkey out of the tree [[[ aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ]]]. Moral of the story : Bullcrap may take you all the way to the top,,,, But there's NO quarentee it will keep you there. 
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#9
Apr 02, 2008, 10:39 AM
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LMAO
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#10
Apr 02, 2008, 10:41 AM
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lol
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