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#1
Jun 08, 2008, 08:18 PM
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 Your Dog buries your discarded boiled peanut shells in the front flower beds under the bushes....'cause you were to lazy to care where they ended up. 
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Jun 08, 2008, 08:23 PM
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 Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,,,,,, >> when your dog buries your discarded boiled peanut shells ,,, thinking they are bones for later .
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#3
Jun 08, 2008, 08:33 PM
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lol Can you be a Redneck and eat boiled peanuts?
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Jun 08, 2008, 09:51 PM
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You know you are a redneck when you understand the sign on the bus....
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#5
Jun 08, 2008, 10:03 PM
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You say redneck like it's a bad thang.
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#6
Jun 08, 2008, 10:03 PM
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AAAAA either or is optional >>... 
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#7
Jun 08, 2008, 10:06 PM
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K . F . >>>>.... That I do understand ,,,,hehe.  Only problematic when the bus is in motion ... |
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Jun 08, 2008, 10:07 PM
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  lol
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Jun 08, 2008, 10:12 PM
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Blossom I thinks this may be one of those threads that would be best understood in games >>> But then I consider You may be ??? as a social thing to be enjoyed as A continuing way of life >>> observed and laughed with ,,, not at . WMD,,,? >>>>> Is A REDNECK !!!!!!!! LOL
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#10
Jun 08, 2008, 10:14 PM
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Bop !!!! Watch the next few posts here I do >>> ROFLOL. hehe......
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#11
Jun 08, 2008, 10:18 PM
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When ya walk out the front door ,,,and accidently bump the sticky fly strip ,,, and it sticks to your head ,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,, and later when your friends ask if you've done something different ??? ... Ya tell them , got a hair extension.
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#12
Jun 08, 2008, 10:22 PM
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ooooooooooooooR ,,,, When after indoor plumbing is installed , and the outhouse is torn down ,,,you prefer behind the bigggest oak tree out back.
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Jun 08, 2008, 10:42 PM
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Jun 08, 2008, 11:06 PM
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Your neighbor asks what kinda party ya having this weekend? And you reply a clippin' party. Neighbor asks >>> What ya clippin? And you answer back >>> My Mullet ,,, I got a JOB !!
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Jun 08, 2008, 11:25 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Ya tell them , got a hair extension </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> 
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#16
Jun 08, 2008, 11:26 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
My Mullet </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Aha! That explains the "feathered look." 
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#17
Jun 08, 2008, 11:29 PM
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What is it with men and peeing outside?
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#18
Jun 08, 2008, 11:39 PM
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Notice he mentioned the "biggest oak" as if...
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Jun 08, 2008, 11:59 PM
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Now ya gone and did it Orange >>>>>...[ wipes tears from eyes ] and pulls up 'more smileys'>>> Hold on LOLLMAO ROFLOL >>>> still lol ,,, errrrrrrrm .. [ re composes ]...      
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#20
Jun 09, 2008, 12:03 AM
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Your soon to be sister - in - law tells ya ,,, Your in charge of beverages ,,, and ya know that means a few kegs of Beer on Ice ,,,
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#21
Jun 09, 2008, 01:40 AM
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wowser wmd u crack me up this is truely funny stuff and ben awhile since i heard red neck jokes
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Jun 09, 2008, 04:12 AM
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 You can't start the pick up truck ,, cause ya siphoned the gas out for the riding lawnmower to go to the convienece store for beer.
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Jun 09, 2008, 04:15 AM
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I didn't know rednecks mowed the lawn. In fact, I thought one of the requirements was not to mow the lawn and be able to find a car in your yard you didn't know about.
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#24
Jun 09, 2008, 04:31 AM
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Ya tell your 9 children to go stomp the grass down in the front yard to find the shiny coin ya dropped ..
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Jun 09, 2008, 04:38 AM
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Hey it's fun as heck being the yard that everyone can play cops and robbers in because the grass is taller than you are!
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