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Old Jun 14, 2008, 09:10 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When .... Useing the word .. Ancestor ,, is the beginning of a sentence to a sibling ,,, as in .... Ancestor that sure is a pretty dress.

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Old Jun 15, 2008, 02:39 PM
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This is how redneck we are: (just for starters)

Cable tied our windshield wipers to stay on

Drove around for a week with our van door tied on

Drove a winter with balnkets to keep warm b/c the heater didnt work only to realize by spring we had the A/C on!!!

Buy duct tape by the bulk b/c it fixes EVERYTHING!

Hubby super glues his teeth back on
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:01 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....Going to the mailbox ,, is a Family outting .
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:03 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When .... You say it is bought and paid for ,, and your talking about a tire as you slap your belly .
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:05 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....A trip to your cousins Bobs' is also a trip to the dentist ,, and you know you' re going to end up with a hangover .
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:06 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....The word sweety is not just a term of endearment ,,, but also foreplay .
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....Making a complaint to the sherriff about a cousin mooning ya ,,, and you can desribe her by a freckle on her butt. Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:11 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....the ashtray when ya sitting on the front porch is one of your horseshoe pits .
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 09:12 PM
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....Having a family cookout means the whole town will be there .
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 06:21 PM
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Wmd - I'm going to think you're stalking me soon. You've attended one of our cookout/brawls?
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Ya Know Your A Redneck  When .... Of course ,, many AAAAA ,, I was the one making the stir - fry >>>. I was stirring the pulled pork and BBQ sauce for the sandwiches . >> Ya Know Your A Redneck  When ....
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Old Jun 20, 2008, 11:32 AM
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I haven't had good pulled pork in YEARS! You've brought up a good point say what you will about Rednecks we can cook!

I can remember a family member showing up from out of town that no one had seen in years, a few hours and phone calls later, we have an impromtu family reunion.

We took over the town hall. Massive quantities of food just appeared from no where. Dozens of other out of town relatives turned up Lord only knows where they'd end up sleeping. But it turned into a three day affair. Fun was had by all.
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