Ya Know Your A Redneck When ....

Darn AAAAA >>> ya give me so much to work with mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? where to start ????

Dude I'm half redneck and half hillbilly the possibilities are endless. But it really was fun! When my mom finally cut the "grass" in the back yard, she had to use a sicle (sp) and I swear we could have bailed hay.

Oh, and I passed muster by hubby's grandfather before we got married he said "good sound hillbilly stock" Hubby's uncle by marriage said "gee Bill you didn't give me that warm of a welcome into the family." Grandpa said "Like I said, she's good sound hillbilly stock."

AAA, WMD

Cue dueling banjos

da da da da dada dada...

LOL Tim, nothing wrong with being a redneck or hillbilly, just as long as I don't show up at the Wal-mart wearing spandex three sizes too small, and a tube top, I think I'm doing well.

...The lightbulb burns out in the refrigerator and ya tell your wife you have become a conservationist ,, no need to re - place it >>>.. We ' re saving electricity .

.... You sit on the front porch swatting flies ,,,but ya wait till you can get TWO of them , in one swipe .

.... Your swatting flies on the front porch ,,, and ya tell the misses not to move ,,,,,,, they seem to be attracted to her .

..... Going water sking in an alligator infested lake is just FUN !!!

....Taking your wave - runner up river under bridge overpasses where people are fishing ,,, and ya tell your buds >>>> I going to catch me a big one .

.... Your cute female cousin comes over and tells ya ,,, Your going to be a Daddy ,,,,,, And ya hope your wife was the First to Know .

WMD!!!! Does that lightbulb thing apply to the oven to? Just wondering, I think this is a man thing, not a redneck thing!

How about this one (true story, small town):

Male X, dates, gets engaged to and gets Cousin A preggers. Goes out one night and decides that Cousin B is more to his taste.

Marries Cousin B and has a baby. Divorces Cousin B and starts dating Cousin C (side note Cousin B starts dating Cousin C’s ex and has a baby with him).

Cousin C and Male X break up and Male X starts dating Cousin A again.

These are first cousins. Needless to say a family reunion is out of the question. When these babies grow up they’re going to be like “brother, cousin? Which is it?”

Got you some redneck pets.

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Gassy ,, ,, Buger !!! ,, ,, Snag . ,, ,,, Ya Found your Way Home !!!!!!! Whatcha Do ?? Sniff each others butt to find the way AGAIN ??

Cool, you should have included an Org Chart with that post LOL good one!

TJ

I once had a co-worker tell me that he was married to his uncle's widow. He was amazed that he didn't have to draw me a flow chart to show that he wasn't related to the woman by blood. Said that I was the first person outside of his family that understood the family dynamics. I said Dude, when you grow up in a small town and have a family tree like mine, you have to be able to catagorize quickly to prevent sticking your foot in your mouth.

When the Family Tree Is lacking branches ??
It maybe time to hang out with Some other member of your Family >>> LOL >>

lol exactly! Our kids used to spend every summer with my parents. A friend once commented that my daughter was going to find a boyfriend up there. I said "God I hope not, I can't think of a single person in that town she's not related to." Seriously, in my home town you just have to say who your parents are and the kids get together and figure out how they're related. Mini geneology experts here.

. While sitting on front porch drinking beer ,,, Your grandmotherly neighbor comes out at night in her night clothes and waves ,,>>>

And ya think about it .

After a six - pack of beer ,, ya climb a tree in the dark >>.. with a chainsaw .

.After a six - pack of beer ,, ya grab the pruning shears and the Misses asks " Are ya OK with those ? " ,,, After she saw ya climb tree in dark with a chainsaw .

a pile of raked up dried leaves in your yard >>>> is a target for a discarded lit cig butt .

There's something wrong with going out on the porch in your pj's and waving?

AAAAA >>> mmmmmmmmmm???? LOL.

You know you're a redneck when you met your spouse at a family reunion =P