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Jul 24, 2008, 05:38 PM
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Headline 1:
Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again Queen Has Already Purchased Mini Polo Sticks, Horses Headline 2: Mob Not Angry at Monster, Just Disappointed Ceamurlia, Romania -- Clearly frustrated by the third disheartening rampage on their town this week, a band of of perturbed, torch-wielding villagers gathered at the gates of Benedikte Cojocaru's castle Monday to confront the monster that had left a trail of inappropriate destruction and chaos, in hopes of communicating how let down they all felt by his murderous actions, sources said...
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Jul 27, 2008, 07:26 PM
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Corrections
Recently, The Onion incorrectly reported that a pack of wild dogs had taken over St. Louis. The Onion was too frightened to fact-check that article and apologizes for the error.
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Sep 04, 2008, 06:01 PM
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From this week comes a story titled "Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain". This is a story about a mysterious stain that appeared on the wall of the Rhea County Courthouse, scene of the Scopes Monkey Trial in the early 1900s. There is a picture of a bunch of people around a fuzzy stain with the caption "Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic".
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