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Old May 09, 2009, 09:41 AM
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Old May 09, 2009, 09:53 AM
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If the bunny wins, or for that matter even wins a match I think I just found a whole new demographic for Red Bull to market too..

Can you imagine being the poor kid that loses to the bunny??
He/she will be scared for life...then have to join PC
Actually I can imagine......think when I was in highschool the across the street neighbor....maybe 10 years old if that...beat me at chess....it wasn't a bunny, but just as bad......maybe that was what scared me for life

I'm thinking that could have made bunny into stew no matter what.
I'm thinking you are right....bunny looses no matter what....poor bunny
Think about it...bunny loses..Logan cooks her
Bunny does well...then a bunny is as good or better than Logan...Logan cooks her..
& even if he doesn't the family of the kid bunny beats might...
Bunny's toast ....oops, I mean stew no matter what....my, what one little mistake can do???? That red bull better make bunny a track star....that will give you even another demographic for the red bull....if you can find him.
SAVE THE BUNNY

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How? where? National geographic? in the lions den?
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Old May 09, 2009, 10:09 AM
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How? where? National geographic? in the lions den?
LOl!!! Nope just over yonder in the video forum...near the bottom of the forum search
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....brings back some childhood memories of me with my huge red tabby cat......they said it was because he didn't like competition with the red hair thing....but mine wasn't that red.

I would sit at the piano...practicing the lesson I had to practice....emphasis on HAD......he would sit at the other end of the room under the dining room table until just the right minute....run across the front room & attack my legs.....maybe it was my playing he didn't like (I'm sure of that)

Other times we would play chase.....I would chase him around the house.....he would chase me up a chair.....sit there & watch me until my Mom rescued me.

Even poor Leo had a bad experience with the feral cat at the ranch in Caliornia where my horses are.....this cat owned the horse feed room where I had the job daily of graining the horses. Leo would come in there with me....as he follows me everywhere I go. This cat was sitting on the counter....jumped on Leo's back & proceeded to claw him.....never heard such yelps in all my life......it was heard throughout the ranch & the owner came looking to see was was being killed......Leo finally got the cat off his back & took off for safe ground.....he never did go back in that room as long as the cat was at the ranch....& everytime he saw the cat.....he ran away....what a bully cat.....what a chicken dog.....before that....he would chase every cat he saw....he thinks twice now & usually things better of it....I'm thinking that was a really good lesson because he would listen when I told him to quit chasing cats.

Cat's are priceless

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How? where? National geographic? in the lions den?
I clicked on lionking's name & then on other posts....my lazy way to get there.....lol.

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Old May 09, 2009, 10:42 AM
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O.k. enough catting around....It's time to get serious....wonderpets style

I'm skipping the mirage of a healthy breakfast...

Just open your mouths & pour the sugar straight into your stomachs...

Now listen up little soldiers...

There is 1,2,3,4,5 of us & only 1 house. We have to work as a team here to get this place clean before momma bear gets down....

Lily, I just gave you your sugar rashen for the day....put the powdered donut down...

For the rest of the day we need our superhero names....
Lily- you are now "The Pink Menace"
Noah- I know your shirt says master of disaster but your no bigger than a bug so you are now "The Blond Beetle"
Samantha- Your "Ms. rolls her eyes alot"

Asley- you don't need a superhero name to clean....if you want to go with that friend who happens to be a Boy

Asley- Dishes & Kitchen

"Mrs. Roles her eyes a lot"- Bathroom & get the laundry to the basement

"Pink Menace"- Pick up the toys in the living room & gaurd the bunny

"Blond Beetle"- Get on Ashley's shoulders while shes doing the dishes & get the speggetti off the ceiling..

The Lion King will go to the basement & nap...I mean start laundry & change cat litter....

NOW MARCH SOLDIERS!!
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Old May 09, 2009, 11:00 AM
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All Hands on Deck...
Momma Bear just made contact...
She's in Cuba
Cuba, Missouri...
She is 5 hours away....
which puts her an hour ahead of schedule!!!!
I'm gonna need some PC cyber soldiers....

I need roadblocks....traffic jams...road signs switched...that kinda stuff

just stall!!!
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Old May 09, 2009, 11:52 AM
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How's the stalling going??

I think the washer is possessed

Ice cream cone under the couch....really??

ahhh, that's what happen to my missing quarters
Ice cream truck....yesterday.

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Old May 09, 2009, 12:01 PM
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eskie:
I'm thinking you are a guy......would you trust him???? What a chance to practice your daddy roll on someone other than your own daughter....embarrass her to death & she might not try putting your trust to the test again. Knowing your humor I can't quite see you NOT doing something interesting in this situation......I'm sure you will come up with a priceless way of handling it when he arrives to pick her up....we will be waiting with baited breath. She will either take it with a laugh....or she will kill you.....50/50....if she kills you....at least the house will be clean by then & BC won't be mad.

I over heard Ashley & Sam talking about how her "friend" was outside the house last night when I was a sleep. He wanted to make sure he could find the house today....riiiggghht!

He's got a mustange....here's what I'm thinking off the cuff...

when I meet him I'll tell him that Ashley has a jealous ex-boyfriend that broke the window out of the car of the last boy friend she had...

She'll of course deny it because I'm lying through my teeth but it plants the seed....

Then while they are arguing about that, I'll sneak outside & stick a pair of girls undies in the passanger side so they strategically fall out when Asley opens the passenger door....

Between him being conserned about his wheels & her wondering if the kid with the cool car is a "player" that should make it safe to let them go at that point

I don't know how Sam will explain to her mom why she's missing a pair of underwear though....I have time for thar...
wait!!...I'm doing the wash...silly me...I lost them...OOOPPPS

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All Hands on Deck...
Momma Bear just made contact...
She's in Cuba
Cuba, Missouri...
She is 5 hours away....
which puts her an hour ahead of schedule!!!!
I'm gonna need some PC cyber soldiers....

I need roadblocks....traffic jams...road signs switched...that kinda stuff

just stall!!!
OOPS......not like a little underestimation.......a lot of cleaning can go on in an hour.....NO TIME FOR SLEEP NOW.

No time for little soldiers.....eeerrr I mean slaves.....eeeeerrrr I mean soldiers (if we want cooperation.....gotta give them the dignity)

Good thing you didn't miss her call while napping in the basement....oh, I mean cleaning the cat box.

Dang....she took the end run around KY....here I was planning a detour that would have her going in circles for at least 2 hours.....we have this new circle drive...all the way around Lexington....that's good for quite some time....once you get on & if you can't get off (block all the exits)...it's got you litterly going around in circles....that was such a good detour.....can't figure out how to shift it left to Missouri though....not sure what town I could morph into Lexington on her route home????

Maybe we all can set up a along the route somewhere.

No time for internet chatting either unless you have a laptop or portable internet thingy you can carry with you while you dust....oh....that wasn't on the list of things that have to be done...only concentrate on the obvious.

I think youre gonna need it

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Old May 09, 2009, 12:32 PM
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Ice cream cone under the couch....really??

Hope it's just the cone & not the ice cream....by now...it's gotta be just the cone.......eeewwwww.


I don't know how Sam will explain to her mom why she's missing a pair of underwear though....I have time for thar...
wait!!...I'm doing the wash...silly me...I lost them...OOOPPPS


No.......you didn't loose them....You already answered your question:
I think the washer is possessed

There you go....what better answer could you have.....the devil made the washing machine do it.
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Old May 09, 2009, 12:41 PM
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I can chatter a little...I use to build cell phones & had to enter codes all day long...
That mixed with the sugar cubes I can type & warp speed....can't check sppelling though & put up nifty smilies...

Washer is NOT happy...this is a big curve ball...
fortunately I'm a math major so I have a logical mind that quickly access problems & finds solutions

Diagnosis: Washer goes: Rata ratta ra-ra- rata tatata girgle...

possible solutions...
A.) Possessed
B.) It has swine flu...
C.) Sabby's woodpeckers got in there....I know she's not participating in this thread but I will ask later...
D.) There's a bunny in there
E.) There's a kid in there

I just took Ashley's cell phone & texted the kid & didn't tell her...
I told himnot to come to an hour later...
Then I made sure to get his name wrong signing off & said not to text back because she wasn't going to have her phone for a while...
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Old May 09, 2009, 12:45 PM
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who was the brainiac that decided we needed a 2 story house...*whew*

CRAP!!! LIly....your pants are on backwards & your shoes are on the wrong feet....who the heck taught you to dress yourself!!!
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I over heard Ashley & Sam talking about how her "friend" was outside the house last night when I was a sleep. He wanted to make sure he could find the house today....riiiggghht!

He's got a mustange....here's what I'm thinking off the cuff...

when I meet him I'll tell him that Ashley has a jealous ex-boyfriend that broke the window out of the car of the last boy friend she had...
At least it's not the Louisville Slugger to the headlights...that would be too cliche.

She'll of course deny it because I'm lying through my teeth but it plants the seed....
Seeds are definitely a good place to start.....especially if you are walking with you arm around him on the walkway...kinda all buddy like.
Then while they are arguing about that, I'll sneak outside & stick a pair of girls undies in the passanger side so they strategically fall out when Asley opens the passenger door....
or hanging out of the glove compartment door.....right in her face when she sits down....& has a chance to stare at them....wouldn't want her to walk right over them I miss it if she's not paying attention & thinking too much about the argument.
Between him being conserned about his wheels & her wondering if the kid with the cool car is a "player" that should make it safe to let them go at that point
Think you have a pretty sound strategy here.....sounds good to proceed.
I don't know how Sam will explain to her mom why she's missing a pair of underwear though....I have time for thar...
wait!!...I'm doing the wash...silly me...I lost them...OOOPPPS
You already answered this with the possessed washing maching.....in my previous post...good thinking.

Can't wait to see this one in action
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Old May 09, 2009, 12:57 PM
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I told himnot to come to an hour later...
This should make it so everyone arrives at the same time
Then if she's trying to play me, then she can explain it to her mom why he's picking her up
Thanks for this!
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I can chatter a little...I use to build cell phones & had to enter codes all day long...
That mixed with the sugar cubes I can type & warp speed....can't check sppelling though & put up nifty smilies...

Iv been one of those warp speed typests also....forget the spelling...that's what spell checkers are for.....typing in HS before they can electric....flew at top speed....when electric came out my fingers kept getting tangled.
Washer is NOT happy...this is a big curve ball...
fortunately I'm a math major so I have a logical mind that quickly access problems & finds solutions

Diagnosis: Washer goes: Rata ratta ra-ra- rata tatata girgle...

possible solutions...
A.) Possessed
B.) It has swine flu...
C.) Sabby's woodpeckers got in there....I know she's not participating in this thread but I will ask later...
D.) There's a bunny in there
E.) There's a kid in there
Logical minds do come in handy.....most of the time........you already said it's possessed....that's good for starts....maybe it ate something that gave it indegestion....could be one of those woodpeckers...I can't believe how noisy they can be. Was out cutting trees back the other day & heard a horrible noise.....looked in the direction of the noise & there was a woodpecker with it's head going 1000mph.....whoa....made my head hurt just watching......think they might have gotten away from sabby for the moment

Swine flu....too sick to make that much noise
Bunny too soft to make that kinda noise also
Now a kid with a be be gun being swurshed around & shooting it off....possible

But I think your best options are the possessed woodpecker eating washing maching.
After thought....maybe your washing machine inherited your mothers bowel problems......far shot....but the girgle sounded a bit familiar.

I just took Ashley's cell phone & texted the kid & didn't tell her...
I told himnot to come to an hour later...
Then I made sure to get his name wrong signing off & said not to text back because she wasn't going to have her phone for a while...
Good thinking....aren't these new fangled things a wonder....we can do so much more damage. I mean damage control than our parents ever had the ability to do.....not only that..but we know how to use them as well as they do.....
Keep up the good work....& don't let the possessed washer win.

Oh, about that 2 story house.....that is 2 story + the basement?....you know that is actually a 3 story house......the house I just bought is that like that....too many stairs especially after getting dumped of a horse....good thing I have a lot of cloths to go through before having to do the wash.

With your brood....think that's a good size house....& the dungeon is a good place if you need it.

Hang in there,
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This should make it so everyone arrives at the same time
Then if she's trying to play me, then she can explain it to her mom why he's picking her up


Sounds like you won't need to put your plan into effect with the mustang & the underware eating washer....that will simplify life 1000%

You really didn't need that complication today anyway

I can hear the sigh of relief

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Old May 09, 2009, 04:23 PM
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Woah...now I really do feel like I have an army....

BC just called....

2 car accidents....road construction for a total of 3 traffic jams...

Some how you guys have managed to re-route her from Cuba to Atlanta...

Atlanta Il???
That's some major sign switching...

Anywho she's now 2.5 hours away now...so she's gone from a hour ahead to an hour & a half behind....

I wish I would have known that before I left to get Logan from his chess tourny...it was taking forever to hand out the awards....dang participation awards...grrrrr...

& it was the largest chess tourny in the history of Rockford!!!

198 kids...& they only had one bathroom....it was just like being at home

Logan won 5 & lost 1 & SLIPPED to fourth!!!!...

The only one he lost was the 1st one...I wonder if waking up late & not eating until he got there cost him from that 1

He was still excited though...he's actually happy as he was with this as he was with 3rd last time because there was sooo many more kids..

Believe it or not he had to give me a play by play of every move he made in every game....uhhggg he is sooo like his grandma

The very 1st thing he tells me when I get there is "Dad, I took out an entire family in 40 seconds...

OMG are the police on their way?? Then he specified he beat a brother & sister in just under 20 seconds each....He said it took those 2 longer to pray before the matches than those 2 matches took...

The campionship game was STILL going on when I got their...

that single game took 2 HOURS!!!

And they wouldn't start handing out the participation awards & individual awards until that game ended....
I think all 196 other kids were circled around that one table watching every move...those 2 must not suffer from social phobia's...

And then they had team awards too...

Logan would have gotten 16th for that but their has to be atleast 2 kids representing your school to be considered a team...

I think Ashley figured it out...
While I was gone getting Logan, the boy came & picked her up...
Ohhh well, I tried...not my charge.

Now back to get the possessed woodpeckers out of the washer...

Thanks guys for listening to me bumble through my existance....

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Old May 09, 2009, 04:37 PM
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Yipes!!!

Animal control van....

i gotta go count
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Old May 09, 2009, 05:24 PM
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Wasn't for our animals...thank goddess....

I think I'm done....

I'm strangly.....calm....

1 hour left....

FUDGE CYCLES!!! I don't have a Mother's Day present....

Gotta go

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no mothers day present EEK!!!! boy are you in trouble!!!!

quick put a bow on your head and smile
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no mothers day present EEK!!!! boy are you in trouble!!!!

quick put a bow on your head and smile
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eskie:

Oh, about that 2 story house.....that is 2 story + the basement?
....you know that is actually a 3 story house
ohh yeah...that 150k math ed. at work
......the house I just bought is that like that....too many stairs especially after getting dumped of a horse.
Dumped off a horse!!! ouchhh!! This is going to sound "odd" coming from someone who use to skateboard on the bumper of cars & jump on moving trains when I was younger...but getting on a horse scares the heck outta me...

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