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I gots a video up...go checks it out
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![]() eskie.....the white fluff lover
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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How? where? National geographic? in the lions den?
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LOl!!! Nope just over yonder in the video forum...near the bottom of the forum search
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![]() I would sit at the piano...practicing the lesson I had to practice....emphasis on HAD......he would sit at the other end of the room under the dining room table until just the right minute....run across the front room & attack my legs.....maybe it was my playing he didn't like ![]() Other times we would play chase.....I would chase him around the house.....he would chase me up a chair.....sit there & watch me until my Mom rescued me. Even poor Leo had a bad experience with the feral cat at the ranch in Caliornia where my horses are.....this cat owned the horse feed room where I had the job daily of graining the horses. Leo would come in there with me....as he follows me everywhere I go. This cat was sitting on the counter....jumped on Leo's back & proceeded to claw him.....never heard such yelps in all my life......it was heard throughout the ranch & the owner came looking to see was was being killed......Leo finally got the cat off his back & took off for safe ground ![]() ![]() Cat's are priceless ![]() eskie
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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I clicked on lionking's name & then on other posts....my lazy way to get there.....lol.
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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O.k. enough catting around....It's time to get serious....wonderpets style
![]() I'm skipping the mirage of a healthy breakfast... Just open your mouths & pour the sugar straight into your stomachs... Now listen up little soldiers... There is 1,2,3,4,5 of us & only 1 house. We have to work as a team here to get this place clean before momma bear gets down.... Lily, I just gave you your sugar rashen for the day....put the powdered donut down... For the rest of the day we need our superhero names.... Lily- you are now "The Pink Menace" Noah- I know your shirt says master of disaster but your no bigger than a bug so you are now "The Blond Beetle" Samantha- Your "Ms. rolls her eyes alot" ![]() Asley- you don't need a superhero name to clean....if you want to go with that friend who happens to be a Boy ![]() Asley- Dishes & Kitchen "Mrs. Roles her eyes a lot"- Bathroom & get the laundry to the basement "Pink Menace"- Pick up the toys in the living room & gaurd the bunny "Blond Beetle"- Get on Ashley's shoulders while shes doing the dishes & get the speggetti off the ceiling.. The Lion King will go to the basement & nap...I mean start laundry & change cat litter.... NOW MARCH SOLDIERS!! |
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All Hands on Deck...
Momma Bear just made contact... She's in Cuba ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cuba, Missouri... She is 5 hours away.... which puts her an hour ahead of schedule!!!! I'm gonna need some PC cyber soldiers.... I need roadblocks....traffic jams...road signs switched...that kinda stuff just stall!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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How's the stalling going??
I think the washer is possessed ![]() Ice cream cone under the couch....really?? ![]() ahhh, that's what happen to my missing quarters ![]() Ice cream truck....yesterday. |
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eskie:
I'm thinking you are a guy......would you trust him???? ![]() ![]() I over heard Ashley & Sam talking about how her "friend" was outside the house last night when I was a sleep. He wanted to make sure he could find the house today....riiiggghht! He's got a mustange....here's what I'm thinking off the cuff... when I meet him I'll tell him that Ashley has a jealous ex-boyfriend that broke the window out of the car of the last boy friend she had... She'll of course deny it because I'm lying through my teeth but it plants the seed.... Then while they are arguing about that, I'll sneak outside & stick a pair of girls undies in the passanger side so they strategically fall out when Asley opens the passenger door.... Between him being conserned about his wheels & her wondering if the kid with the cool car is a "player" that should make it safe to let them go at that point ![]() I don't know how Sam will explain to her mom why she's missing a pair of underwear though....I have time for thar... wait!!...I'm doing the wash...silly me...I lost them...OOOPPPS ![]() |
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No time for little soldiers.....eeerrr I mean slaves.....eeeeerrrr I mean soldiers (if we want cooperation.....gotta give them the dignity) Good thing you didn't miss her call while napping in the basement....oh, I mean cleaning the cat box. Dang....she took the end run around KY....here I was planning a detour that would have her going in circles for at least 2 hours.....we have this new circle drive...all the way around Lexington....that's good for quite some time....once you get on & if you can't get off (block all the exits)...it's got you litterly going around in circles....that was such a good detour.....can't figure out how to shift it left to Missouri though....not sure what town I could morph into Lexington on her route home???? Maybe we all can set up a ![]() No time for internet chatting either unless you have a laptop or portable internet thingy you can carry with you while you dust....oh....that wasn't on the list of things that have to be done...only concentrate on the obvious. ![]() eskie
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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Ice cream cone under the couch....really??
Hope it's just the cone & not the ice cream....by now...it's gotta be just the cone.......eeewwwww. I don't know how Sam will explain to her mom why she's missing a pair of underwear though....I have time for thar... wait!!...I'm doing the wash...silly me...I lost them...OOOPPPS No.......you didn't loose them....You already answered your question: I think the washer is possessed There you go....what better answer could you have.....the devil made the washing machine do it.
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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I can chatter a little...I use to build cell phones & had to enter codes all day long...
That mixed with the sugar cubes I can type & warp speed....can't check sppelling though & put up nifty smilies... Washer is NOT happy...this is a big curve ball... fortunately I'm a math major so I have a logical mind that quickly access problems & finds solutions Diagnosis: Washer goes: Rata ratta ra-ra- rata tatata girgle... possible solutions... A.) Possessed B.) It has swine flu... C.) Sabby's woodpeckers got in there....I know she's not participating in this thread but I will ask later... D.) There's a bunny in there ![]() E.) There's a kid in there ![]() I just took Ashley's cell phone & texted the kid & didn't tell her... I told himnot to come to an hour later... ![]() Then I made sure to get his name wrong signing off & said not to text back because she wasn't going to have her phone for a while... |
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who was the brainiac that decided we needed a 2 story house...*whew*
CRAP!!! LIly....your pants are on backwards & your shoes are on the wrong feet....who the heck taught you to dress yourself!!! ![]() |
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Can't wait to see this one in action Eskie
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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This should make it so everyone arrives at the same time
![]() Then if she's trying to play me, then she can explain it to her mom why he's picking her up ![]() |
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Oh, about that 2 story house.....that is 2 story + the basement?....you know that is actually a 3 story house......the house I just bought is that like that....too many stairs especially after getting dumped of a horse....good thing I have a lot of cloths to go through before having to do the wash. With your brood....think that's a good size house....& the dungeon is a good place if you need it. Hang in there, Eskie
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 Last edited by eskielover; May 09, 2009 at 01:44 PM. Reason: added another reason washer acting up |
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This should make it so everyone arrives at the same time
Then if she's trying to play me, then she can explain it to her mom why he's picking her up Sounds like you won't need to put your plan into effect with the mustang & the underware eating washer....that will simplify life 1000% You really didn't need that complication today anyway I can hear the sigh of relief eskie
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![]() Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this. Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018 |
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Woah...now I really do feel like I have an army....
BC just called.... 2 car accidents....road construction for a total of 3 traffic jams... ![]() Some how you guys have managed to re-route her from Cuba to Atlanta... ![]() Atlanta Il??? That's some major sign switching... ![]() Anywho she's now 2.5 hours away now...so she's gone from a hour ahead to an hour & a half behind.... ![]() I wish I would have known that before I left to get Logan from his chess tourny...it was taking forever to hand out the awards....dang participation awards...grrrrr... ![]() & it was the largest chess tourny in the history of Rockford!!! ![]() 198 kids...& they only had one bathroom....it was just like being at home Logan won 5 & lost 1 & SLIPPED to fourth!!!!... The only one he lost was the 1st one...I wonder if waking up late & not eating until he got there cost him from that 1 ![]() He was still excited though...he's actually happy as he was with this as he was with 3rd last time because there was sooo many more kids.. Believe it or not he had to give me a play by play of every move he made in every game....uhhggg he is sooo like his grandma ![]() The very 1st thing he tells me when I get there is "Dad, I took out an entire family in 40 seconds... ![]() OMG are the police on their way?? Then he specified he beat a brother & sister in just under 20 seconds each....He said it took those 2 longer to pray before the matches than those 2 matches took ![]() The campionship game was STILL going on when I got their... that single game took 2 HOURS!!! ![]() And they wouldn't start handing out the participation awards & individual awards until that game ended.... I think all 196 other kids were circled around that one table watching every move...those 2 must not suffer from social phobia's... ![]() And then they had team awards too... Logan would have gotten 16th for that but their has to be atleast 2 kids representing your school to be considered a team... I think Ashley figured it out... While I was gone getting Logan, the boy came & picked her up... Ohhh well, I tried...not my charge. Now back to get the possessed woodpeckers out of the washer... Thanks guys for listening to me bumble through my existance.... LK |
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Yipes!!!
Animal control van.... i gotta go count ![]() ![]() |
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Wasn't for our animals...thank goddess....
I think I'm done.... I'm strangly.....calm.... 1 hour left.... FUDGE CYCLES!!! I don't have a Mother's Day present.... ![]() Gotta go |
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no mothers day present EEK!!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() quick put a bow on your head and smile ![]()
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Its not how many times you fall down that counts ![]() its how many times you get back up! ![]() ![]() (Thanks to fenrir for my Picture ![]() When you have come to the edge of all light that you know and are about to drop off into the darkness of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly. by Patrick Overton, author and poet |
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eskie:
Oh, about that 2 story house.....that is 2 story + the basement? ....you know that is actually a 3 story house ohh yeah...that 150k math ed. at work ![]() ......the house I just bought is that like that....too many stairs especially after getting dumped of a horse. Dumped off a horse!!! ouchhh!! This is going to sound "odd" coming from someone who use to skateboard on the bumper of cars & jump on moving trains when I was younger...but getting on a horse scares the heck outta me... ever since Christopher Reeves injury [/quote] |
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