When Bears away the Lion will okay

She's in Arkansas for 2 more days
I miss her
Did you happen to see the schedule in red for the next couple days that she wrote out for me it's just a couple post above yours I think....I'm going to spontaneously combust before I get all that done...
I only have 5 hours to sleep & I can't fall asleep because I'm not use to sleeping alone...I even took an ambien...

No Noah I don't know how many teeth dinosaurs have & I'm pretty sure you can't eat your earwax...

why can't they just say good morning like normal kids

add one more thing to the list...

buy a new alarm clock

Lk are you sure its the gremlins on the sugar rush is BC home yet? I have this strange feeling that you need to rest

Doritos and mountain dew... hmmmm potatoes, colouring flavouring and a whole host of chemicals - sounds like a balanced diet to me! and you're keeping their fluids up - thats great!... although I didnt hear chocolate mentioned......

sound like you have a menagerie there - no not the kids lol hope you remembered to feed and water them all ! (kids included )

Glad you took on another job - you sounded like you had waaaaay too much time on your hands - I mean you have time to sleep right! - you remember sleep

Hang in there - if you still have the same number of children and pets when BC comes home you win.... you do still have the same number of children and pets dont you.... ok go count now!!! who's that in the bunny cage?! and where's the bunny

take care P7

phoenix7:

Lk are you sure its the gremlins on the sugar rush
I'm not sure of much right now....my crown even hurts

BC home yet?
31 hours....not that I'm counting

I have this strange feeling that you need to rest
More Red bull & Adderall to go please....with a Mountain Dew chaser

Doritos and mountain dew... hmmmm potatoes, colouring flavouring and a whole host of chemicals - sounds like a balanced diet to me! and you're keeping their fluids up - thats great!... although I didnt hear chocolate mentioned......
The bunny eat the chocolate

you have a menagerie there
Ohhh, I was thinking.... Ménage et trois at first read....My french is rusty....
But I did get a better grade in french than I did in English

hope you remembered to feed and water them all ! (kids included )
Bunny also likes Red Bull & gatoraid....

The kids are not to fond of the alfalfa though

Glad you took on another job - you sounded like you had waaaaay too much time on your hands - I mean you have time to sleep right! - you remember sleep

My kingdom for a soft fluffy pillow

Hang in there - if you still have the same number of children and pets when BC comes home you win.... you do still have the same number of children and pets dont you.... ok go count now!!! who's that in the bunny cage?! and where's the bunny

Actually I didn't lose any...I've picked up extras. I went from 4 kids to 6 kids & from 3 dogs to 5.

There was this time we had to explain to Logan's doctor that we didn't really keep him in a cage....

When we first moved into this house. He was facinated that his room had a rod iron gate & door that you have to enter to get in his room up stairs....

Ohhh wait....I guess technically that is a cage

Then, he told the dentist that his mom was sleeping with Brian Urlacher (Linebacker for the Chicago Bears)....

It was a bobble head that she would sleep with the night before the bears games the next morning for good luck

I do have a picture somewhere of Lily locking Noah in the dog cage....I'll have to see if BC can find it when she gets home.
She thought that was ok for her to do since she was the OLDER sister.....a whole 2 minutes older

Help..I'm a human jungle gym...Ouchhh watch the kids knees in my kidneys



I have my mom on speaker phone while I'm typing this....

10 minutes on her bowel troubles....

I don't think I'm gonna make it guys...

I'm lost...I have gone to find myself...If I should return before I get back please ask me to wait

Took a shower...brush my teeth...mom is STILL on speaker phone

She has changed the subject...now we are onto how I haven't been up to Wisconsin to see her in a few weeks

I told her as soon as she takes her grandkids for a weekend

Besides I know she's gotta a car...I bought it for her She drive her happy *** down here...

Can we go back to the bowel discussion....

She's 74!!! Do you think it might be the para sailing 300 feet above the water in Jamaica & riding ATV's with your boyfriend who thinks your 61

Thank you Goddess for not letting me be too much like her...I love her but she's a handful

Ahhh....just dropped the twins off....I have an hour & a half with just me, the dogs, the cat & the bunny....

Dogs....outside....check.
Cat...litterbox....still there.....check.
Not sure why the rabbit is trying to chew through the cageStrange little critter

Time for lunch

Crap....phone again....just a minute....please don't be mom.

It was some one for BC...I said I could take a message...then she said to contact some number to claim her prize of...

That's where I cut her off...I said "let me guess...she won a Lincoln Navigator...that's the 3rd one this week...

The girl laughed, said something about quiting & hung up

I didn't mean it rude...heck, I wanted to talk...

was it something I said

Does it count if I lose one of the extra kids I've accumulated since she left?

I went to pick her sister up at her school & she wasn't there.

Yes I'm replying to myself

I knew it was smart to post the schedule for today here....

I lost the sheet ....like I knew I would....& remembered it was here too....I sooo smaarrtt

Whew, I didn't lose Ashley....I showed up 2 & a half hours early....

oppps

LK

and your problem is............

Have a great day

tell your mum coloxyl with senna if cant go - fibre if going too much and lots of water

Yes it counts if you lose an extra one , although.... - no it counts!!!!

Clever LK posting your schedule - maybe I should do that -

7am get up feed cats
715 sit and stare at all the things I should be doing and vow to do them right NOW!
716 log onto psych central and email to check whats happening
720 put dvd on to watch while using computer so mjy brain doesnt have time to think
13.00 get ready for work - swear at self for doing nothing YET again!
22.30 get home watch tv till 1 or 2 am stare at things I really shiould,have done and vow to definately do them tomorrow!!!

82 miles....just today...Got to Logan's game with all the entire pride...given an additional assignment of score keeper...We lost 2-12. The game was called in the 6th inning with Logan at bat due to a thunderstorm....I got caught by every red light on the way home.what an ending to this day.

Logan wanted to know if the thunderstorm could count as his shower...I said sure

phoenix7:


Ohhh, I was thinking.... Ménage et trois at first read....My french is rusty....
But I did get a better grade in french than I did in English

Bad LK - no wonder BC tried to hit you with a bat!!!!

A bat!! She only uses a rolled up newspaper...unless you know something I don't.I did throw away the newspaper & cancel the subscription...crap, I didn't just push her to using harder objects did I


hmmm maybe BC shouldnt go away again - no telling how many strays you'll pick up !!!




eek! now there's a thing - you could lock yourself in and let them run riot!!!.

There's no top on it...so they would just turn it into a WWE steel cage match & jump off the top onto me

I am so sorry I have missed your last few days.....I finally got a chance to sit down myself & BREATH......so I directly went to your posts.....after these last few days.....I NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!!! So I am sitting here munching on my dinner of doritos & ice tea.....already ate a few pieces of the roasted chicken I pulled off the chicken I brought home today...so guess this is really dessert not dinner. Figured the ice tea (without sugar) would be safer on the computer than anything with sugar when I burst out laughing.

Worn out after all the running around (not sure how you do it):
Post office....had to get the form off for the state tax business information...not doing business yet maybe some day?...but they were threatening to charge me a fine if they didn't get them the nothing information they wanted, At least the water bill is one I can afford.

Bank....wow...deposit a whole $5 rebate check from the puppy pads.....not quite enough to buy the stamps I need, but more than 1/2....so this is good...not really backwards....just used up my last stamp today.

Walmart a must.....I always get the dog food from the pet store....the good expensive stuff....Natures balance....ran out yesterday & dogs are starving...can hear the tummies growling....don't have the money to spend $100 of dog food this month...they will just have to deal with the cheap stuff for awhile.....I can see it coming....dogs & change of diet....not a pretty picture or smell.
While there...had run out of all munchies....figured I could squeeze out at least one bag of doritos without putting too much strain on my $0 food allowance this month.....found a cheap chicken also....figure that's good for a few nights. I do have a freezer full of food....so I'm really not hurting...just not in the mood for cooking.

The pharmacy was the important stop. The other day took in my Patient Assistance forms to be faxed.....called today & found they had turned me down. I make too much money to qualify according to the Government standards to get help for my medication that costs $1700+/month....I only get $1800 but I make too much money for getting help according to the government.....do I see the logic???? They said I could appeal by going to the pharmacy & getting the amount it will cost me each month & let them know.....they will reconsider my need. Like they don't know how expensive their medication costs???? Luckily I felt better when I went back to last years application & realized I had to do the same thing then......I can't remember these things that long....I am good if I remember what happened in the morning & even better when I remember something from yesterday.

Actually my most important stop was the courthouse to get the paperwork for a small claims suit against "the guy" who installed my heat pump last Oct.....still isn't fully finished.....You want some laughs.....I can give you all the excuses in the world why it's in the state it's in. Lady at small claims said it was a good thing that I have an appointment with my lawyer next week because it sounds more like it will be a civil case. (anything over $1500). I think it won't be hard to stretch (it won't take stretching really) over that amount. The exorbitant amount of my electric bill adds up to $1300....then the amount to finish the job????....sure I can find a few more $$$$ to add in there (pain & suffering). Thinking a civil case will have a much better chance of getting my money from him...maybe I can throw in my legal costs also...of course, getting the money out of him is another story.

How ironic....I just got jury duty notice I sent in a letter with, explainin how I was permanently excused in California & how I didn't think it would be a good idea for a woman living alone way out in the middle of nowhere to be involved in anything around the criminals for fear of retribution with only 6 little white fluffy dogs to defend me....now I am looking at getting involved in filing a court case. They actually did send me a letter saying they accepted my letter & I was excused.

This guys excuses have been amazing.....I started to list them & it turned into a novel that I will save for my lawyer on Tueday....& that was just the excuses....not everything that was going on around them....

I would be glad to trade you all your menagerie for this mess any day......even the wrath of BC when she finds her den a disaster would be better than this.....at least in my book.

Even listening to your mothers bowel problems on the phone would be better than listening to all the excuses......well....maybe not as entertaining however.

I have to say...it's a good thing your mothers bowel problems don't show up while she is para sailing 300 feet above the water in Jamaica & riding ATV's with her boyfriend....guess it's only a problem while she's on the telephone with you.


"his room had a rod iron gate & door that you have to enter to get in his room up stairs....
Ohhh wait....I guess technically that is a cage
Think maybe when everything gets too crazy, you can pack them all up & put them all in the cage...maybe even find a lock or something.....maybe while you try to clean up the house before BC gets home.....that way they wont be following behind you & undoing everything you are doing.

My other thought about getting everything cleaned up is that you could stay up all night & get everything clean & spotless (well...maybe we won't go that far).....that way....if they do make a mess it won't be on top of the existing mess & maybe quicker to clean....the other good point about the all night thing....you will already be up for:

7:30 a.m. Wake Logan up for breakfast (crap chips & Mountain Dew won't work here, he has to be mentally sharp)

He has to be mentally sharp, but you don't...all you have to do is get him there you can sleep while he's doing his chess tournament
Maybe even make a quick stick to the ribs breakfast....not stick to the ceiling spagetti, but maybe some stick to the pan pancakes stacks & stacks to fill him up....carbohydrates to give him energy....not really sure what gives mental sharpness in a breakfast.....my other suggestion is oatmeal.....it also sticks to everything.....& sort of nutritional if you drown it in milk.
Will be interested in hearing how all is going.....& welcoming BC home.....they always say that when you have 4 children....what's a few more.....maybe you can answer that question now????? I would think it's the same with a few more dogs too....I mean....6 is as much trouble as 3 (well maybe not quite).....at least your increase isn't a permanent thing.

Hope the girls dad was able to pick her up rather than you waiting that extra time she wanted to stay at school...how rude to expect that out of a friend.....some people just don't get it.

Enjoy the chess tournament & don't sweat the house cleaning.....maybe your faire Godmother will show up while you are at the chess tournament???


eskie

Off to take the bunny to chess....

here's your roughage logan

EEK!!!! did the bunny win?

Bunny better be able to hold up Logan's 3rd position or I know what you will be having for dinner tonight.......eeewwwww did I say that????

eskie

Doritos and mountain dew? followed by red bull? and ...... eek!

Logan caught the van half way down the street & switched spots with the bunny

I didn't make it up by 6:30
I didn't make it up by 7:30
I got up at 8....had to have trixie..err... I mean Logan to the tournament by 8:30.
I gave him 10 bucks for a hotdog & soft drink & told him I'll pick him up
Figured I could start cleaning....
right after hanging out here & going back to sleep for a little bit....
The rest of the kids are sleeping where they fell last night....
Noah's in the bathroom closet, Lily's under the bunny cage, Ashley's on the couch & Samantha is....welll....somewhere....

Ashley(16) says her friend that happens to be a boy is picking her up this after noon & her parents know about it...should I trust her...
I'm thinking yea

If the bunny wins, or for that matter even wins a match I think I just found a whole new demographic for Red Bull to market too..

Can you imagine being the poor kid that loses to the bunny??
He/she will be scared for life...then have to join PC

I'm thinking that could have made bunny into stew no matter what.

Think about it...bunny loses..Logan cooks her
Bunny does well...then a bunny is as good or better than Logan...Logan cooks her..
& even if he doesn't the family of the kid bunny beats might...

You guys are awesome!!!ty

ohh...I'll take it from here.....
Doritos, mountain dew, red bull......then...

what were you expecting something else??

Then for desert if you stick an albino bunny on gram cracker & chocolate it'll be like an Easter day 'smores treat...with the bunny as the marshmellow

Bunny said to post this ... GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Well of course the bunny will GRRRR....
It's being raised by a lion after all

awesome pic btw, I snagged & saved it.....
That does look alot like trixie though....especially after the red bull...

Enjoy what little rest you can get......don't get dishpan hands or floor scrubbers knees.....if all else....find a box to throw everything into & punt.....or course, not the bunny or one of the kids.

Have fun....hope you survive,
eskie