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Old Feb 01, 2008, 02:20 AM
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--FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It 's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 07:50 AM
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hahahahaha!!! joe....
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 03:47 PM
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 04:41 PM
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 08:52 PM
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Yes, I agree.

How do you keep 2 women happy?

Don't let them find out about each other.
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Old Mar 31, 2008, 05:57 PM
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Very nice FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE
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Old Apr 06, 2008, 07:20 PM
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HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA....LMAO..!!!
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Interesting. But not so funny.

Just kidding. But not really.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 02:10 PM
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Good one Joe!
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Old Jun 15, 2008, 02:40 AM
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wow. just wow. thats a good one.
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Old Jun 16, 2008, 03:01 AM
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i had a close friend who did that! boy did he get in trouble with all 4 women
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Old Nov 12, 2008, 04:46 PM
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hahahavery niceman very nice!!
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 12:23 AM
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LOL--

BUT--It's important to remember that women never let you forget!
To piss off one woman is one thing, but to piss off FOUR women is hell on earth for the rest of your life!
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That is comical.
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Old Nov 22, 2008, 06:05 PM
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Funny AND True
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BWAHAHAHA!!! Nice!
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I know it is meant as a joke !!!
However one of my issues is that I find it very hard to form any type of relationship with women. Never had one at all and I am pushing 38 that is not a joke.
One therapist I spoke to mention been love shy but even taking about it is hard.
The shrink I see wont even acknowledge a problem their apart from anxiety .
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Old Jun 08, 2014, 06:54 PM
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it's funny until that guy tries to play that game with the wrong woman.... I think she'd poke both his eyes out lol (with good reason, too)
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 04:26 AM
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Fantastic .
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Old Jun 27, 2014, 11:21 PM
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LOL! That's funny.
Reminds me of the toast: To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.
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Old Aug 17, 2014, 11:39 PM
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--FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It 's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
LMAO ! I like #5 the most
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