"Ignore Function"

I used to have Fabio sounds for my computer. Believe it or not, he once recorded a spoken-word album. So when I signed on, it said "bongiorno" (sp), and when I signed off, he said "ciao, bellissima." It was funny!

Where would one find these sounds, pray tell????

Yeah, really! Fabio speaking Italian--mmmmmm!!! I love the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter commercials, except that the latest one has the stupid woman saying the new ICBINB is "better than the original," and Fabio repeats that. NOOOO, the "new hunk" isn't better than the original! And I looked at the website for picking a new hunk...ppphhhhhtttt!!! Let's keep the old one! I like him better!

Somebody get Fabio to go to Butterflylady's house and get me a Dove Bar, then bring it to me and make sure he takes off his shirt!

KD, as i consider you a very wise woman..today when he comes in, i'm just going to soak up all the healing that i can and just ignore that ignore button. your advice will be playing on a tape inside my shirt. hmmmmmmmmmmmm what to wear today? except for my hair looking like the neighbor kid held me down and used a weed eater on it....i look pretty good. good weight, good posture, interesting tee shirts.....KD, do i need anything else?

Since he was wearing shorts and a tropical shirt, how about you grab a flower necklace out of the party supplies aisle and ask if he wants to get "leied."

aisle 6 isn't very far from framing!

It was years and years ago, I don't remember where I got them except it was off AOL.

KD, you feelin' like your thread got hijacked, hmmm?

Seriously folks, I'm paying attention to my Ignore button now!

lol I think I would make a lei and put it around his neck and tell him he has just been leid lol

iggie = ignore function = a chocolate box or hunky sexy guy, the kind that means Trouble!!! lol

OMG...Fabio?...at my house???? asking for a dove bar????? shirtless???????????????????

It could happen!

Sounds like everyone has learned of the benefit of the ignore function! Now, if we can apply it when necessary, we'll be dancing the never ending *happy dance*.

kd

so, the ignore button let me down and i went to the health food store and found BLACKBERRY ICE CREAM................

That's more my bf's sort of thing...blackberry not a fave for me. I'm not big on the fruity ice creams, except for banana.

It let me down too. I had a brownie batter Blizzard. Couldn't have been much more chocolately than that.

I love getting the sweet cream ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery and having them mix in raspberries or blackberries. Yummmmmm.

i wish i could live right in the center of a raspberry/blackberry patch. i had raspberries in NM......... but no luck here. maybe they will grow in Texas???? and if i eat them straight off the bush, KD won't have to stand over me with her magic whacking wand!! (for my head)

I want to go to a Cold Stone Creamery! I've never been to one, and we have one right in our city! My bf always says no when i ask.

I'm not big on berries. It's sad, because they're so good for you. I do like some berry pies, though. But I love banana cream pie. Strawberry short cake made with very sweet berries and cake is great. Did you know strawberries aren't really berries? They're a member of the rose family.

Wow... all this talk about sweets is making me hungry. LOL I made a chocolate cake last night... it was gooooood!! And I never knew a strawberry isn't a berry.. learn somethin' new every day!

Oooooh, the banana ice cream with graham cracker crumbs is awesome. My son likes that one. My daughter gets the sweet cream with cake pieces and strawberries.

You HAVE to convince your bf to let you go. Just make sure you only get a Like It, even though it looks like a lot less than you think you'll be able to eat. They smash all the air out of it, so it's a solid scoop of ice cream and really filling. I have no idea how some people can eat an entire Gotta Have It in a waffle cone bowl.

I didn't know that about strawberries! Bananas - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Can't help it.

Jan

Will you be able to "ignore" the bugs drawn to you outside if you eat bananas?

Jan - You don't like bananas? That's okay--more for me! LOL! I looooove them! Banana milkshakes (made with real bananas--none of that chemical flavor for me, thank you!), banana splits, banana cream pie, banana smoothies, chocolate-covered frozen bananas...mmmmmm!!!!!

However, I've gotten butterscotch sundaes at my last two ice cream stand stops. One place was chintzy on the ice cream and the topping, but raised their prices! It was $8 even for my bf's large cone and my sundae, and neither was what I call large! The other place we go is awesome, and knows what large is, and doesn't skimp on the topping!

I'm going to bug my bf again to get to a Cold Stone Creamery. It took me years to get him to take me to a Rita's...and I've only been once!

Aaaaaaah no....... I need to find the iggy button for dinky donuts with butterscotch dippy stuff..... ooooooooh aaaaaah