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Jan 31, 2005, 01:22 PM
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DocJohn calls his wife at work and says, "Honey, please come home and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
His nice wife says, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished, John?" John, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Nice wife decides to come home and help poor DocJohn with the puzzle. When she walks in, he shows her where he has the puzzle spread all over the table. She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to him and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." She takes his hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea", and then she sighed, "And now let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".  emmy
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Jan 31, 2005, 01:32 PM
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LOL!!!!!
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Jan 31, 2005, 01:33 PM
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lol... EMMY.
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Jan 31, 2005, 01:37 PM
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That's a cute one, thanks for sharing some laughter. . . Lord knows I need to laugh.
Take care now, DE
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Jan 31, 2005, 01:53 PM
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Me too! It arrived at my PC as a dumb blond joke (how rude!), and I modified it a bit to suit the crowd.
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Jan 31, 2005, 02:02 PM
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That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
 (((emmy)))
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Jan 31, 2005, 02:59 PM
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lol!
  Too funny!Thanks emmy!
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Jan 31, 2005, 03:02 PM
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 Thank you so much for making me laugh! It doesn't come easy right now. THANKS!! <font color="blue"> </font>
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Jan 31, 2005, 04:36 PM
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ha ha ha HA HA HA
I have tears in my eyes!!!!
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:22 PM
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Luvd it. A light moment is always great.
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:24 PM
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Thank-you so much for the laugh.
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:36 PM
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lol
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:42 PM
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A bit flaky, but full of fiber, and so sweet
Angie  
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:53 PM
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lmao - you made my day.
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:57 PM
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LOL
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Jan 31, 2005, 07:58 PM
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Oh em, leave it to you! Very funny.
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Feb 01, 2005, 10:45 AM
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LMAO! Thank you, Em--I haven't smiled/laughed much lately.
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Feb 01, 2005, 11:54 AM
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cute. But how is this not rude, but if it was about blondes, was rude? Just asking.
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Feb 01, 2005, 12:11 PM
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No it's funny, it's meant in humor about someone she likes and is fond of, not a stereotype about an entire group of people. It's the difference between banter between friends and general bashing of a group of people.
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Feb 01, 2005, 12:38 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
cute. But how is this not rude, but if it was about blondes, was rude? Just asking. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> </font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font> Me too! It arrived at my PC as a dumb blond joke (how rude!), and I modified it a bit to suit the crowd. emsky </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> I don't think she was seriously offended by it as a blonde joke. I doubt she REALLY thinks it was rude. I think she's just teasing 
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Feb 01, 2005, 02:27 PM
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lol... thats awesome
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Feb 01, 2005, 04:28 PM
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Ok. Obviously I have difficulty with any kind of bashing.... it's a cute "joke" to tell, about just any person not someone specifically... male or female etc. sigh.
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Feb 01, 2005, 05:05 PM
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Sky - We'll just have to agree to disagree on this one.
But, as my mom always told me, "It takes all kinds of people to make this world so special!". I love the diversity of this place. emmy |
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Feb 01, 2005, 06:31 PM
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I like it :-D
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Feb 01, 2005, 10:42 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Ok. Obviously I have difficulty with any kind of bashing.... it's a cute "joke" to tell, about just any person not someone specifically... male or female etc. sigh. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> I guess it depends on how you define "bashing". I strongly doubt that DocJohn would feel "bashed" over this. Just my 2 cents.
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