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Old Oct 18, 2003, 09:22 PM
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I'm two years older than this woman and I don't mind earings and long hair on men and homosexuals have a right to "be." Otherwise, sometimes I wish I was back in the 50's... until it comes time to do the laundry! How old is Grandma?

How OLD is Grandma?

Stay with this ... the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a Grandson was talking to his Grandmother about current events. The Grandson asked his Grandmother what she thought about shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute. I was born BEFORE television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees, and The Pill.

There was no radar, no credit cards, laser beams, or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air-conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon.

Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived together. (Ut oh! How old is Grandma?)

Every family had a Father and a Mother. I called every man older than me. Mr. or Sir, and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, Mr. or Sir.

We were born before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgments and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege, living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast-food was what people ate during lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kids blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with "Made in Japan" on it, it was junk.

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were un-heard of.

We had 5 & 10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and
10 cents. Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a street car and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600. But who could afford one?? Too bad ... because gas was only 11 cents a gallon.

In my days, "grass" was mowed, "Coke" was a cold drink, "pot " was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music" was your Grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office. "Chip" meant a piece of wood. "Hardware" was found in a hardware store and "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.

No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.

And how old do you think I am?

Read on ... pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

This woman would be only 58 years old!! See how much we've "accomplished" in all those years!?



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Old Oct 18, 2003, 10:03 PM
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Heck, I'm 42, and many of these things were true 'in my day'. How old is Grandma?

<font color=blue>HI FROM PEANUT</font color=blue> How old is Grandma?
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Old Oct 19, 2003, 11:46 AM
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how true!

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Old Oct 20, 2003, 07:34 AM
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Oh Oh How old is Grandma?

I remember some of those too ya know.....I'm 36 too How old is Grandma?

How old is Grandma?
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Old Oct 20, 2003, 07:36 AM
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<font color=blue>Geez dont i feel left out and young im 16How old is Grandma?

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Old Oct 20, 2003, 10:35 AM
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Ok, "Young'un" No need to rub it in! hehehe How old is Grandma?



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Old Oct 20, 2003, 11:27 AM
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hehe!

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Old Oct 20, 2003, 12:30 PM
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I have loved this since the first time I saw it years ago..
I sitll love it..

I am not as young as somebut then not as young as others.

See I veiew age diffently..
I am never going to grow old.. Because if I did, then i would miss out on my daughters games at shcool, adn miss out on her being in the prom, so forth and so on..
So I will never grow old.. I will only grow up..
Thats the key, growin up, not old How old is Grandma?

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