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#1
Apr 30, 2007, 12:05 PM
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ME- Ok I'm here but I don't want to be here ( I secretly admit that I'd die if anything had stopped me getting there today)
T - Yes and you did come ME - I know I bloody well come! Dont point out the sodding obvious all the time (Wants to run to T and hold her tight) T - smiles ME - I hate it when you do that, that smug smile ( so wants T to grovel and say she is so so so sorry) T - What does it feel like to you? ME - LIke your taking the %#@&#!! (wants T to assure me that she would never do that,) T - ok ME - look I love you so much, so much it hurts! I want to live with you, I want to watch you walk around the house doing normal stuff, I want to be merged with you, carried round like a baby kangaroo T - ok I'm sure we could arrange that ME - you sure??? Its not asking to much?? T - No of course not, for you, anything, those other clients of mine don't matter to me half as much as you do! ME - Ohhhh now I've got you where I want you, I'm not sure thats what I want after all T - Oh but I love you now! Don't reject me! ME - Well we;re have to talk about this, I feel a bit icky now. THE END |
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#2
Apr 30, 2007, 12:17 PM
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Mouse, is this your imagination at work or did this occur in real life? You are so funny! Whether or not it happened, the T in this episode absolutely ROCKS! I want her!
And your thread title is just so funny..... 
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#3
Apr 30, 2007, 12:36 PM
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Oh marvelous.... (I just loved this.)
The dance... What does that explicative rhyme with? |
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#4
Apr 30, 2007, 12:47 PM
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Its imaginary LOL just like the rest of my life LOL!!
The expletive rhyms with HISS LOL |
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#5
Apr 30, 2007, 01:18 PM
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Mouse!!!!! Thank you for making me laugh at work!!! But in all seriousness, I can completely relate to this "session." And it gives me an idea... I'm going to make one up too... I think we should all make up our ideal 'session' in a short dialogue. How else am I going to pass my lunch hour besides thinking about T?
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#6
Apr 30, 2007, 02:18 PM
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I wanted to be in the kangaroo pouch with the first one... even if he was a he. I once sent him a mother's day card.
Now this one... just not seeing that.... he knows the other me... the not so nice me and he is not accepting it right now... lol |
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#7
Apr 30, 2007, 02:58 PM
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LOL, rotf!
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#8
Apr 30, 2007, 03:06 PM
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More please....more.....
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#9
Apr 30, 2007, 03:07 PM
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Could be on SNL
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#10
Apr 30, 2007, 03:14 PM
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yes I agree that is it SNL material.
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#11
Apr 30, 2007, 03:15 PM
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What's SNL?
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#12
Apr 30, 2007, 03:23 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
SecretGarden said: I once sent him a mother's day card. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> You mean you don't routinely send your T a Mother's Day card? I did! I GAVE her cards for all events; one of the hardest though was Valentine's Day! I found a really good one one year though, the front said, "You always wish I would tell you how I feel. . ." You open it up and it says, "Fine. I feel just fine." I had a great time picking out cards as it was so hard (didn't pick out birthday card for her as I had no idea when it was) and said so much about me and what I thought of our relationship, etc. When I'd get frustrated because I couldn't find anything "appropriate" I'd laugh and try to imagine, if I were designing a card what it would say? I'd finally "settle" for something in the card rack at the store as being much "easier." I started with sending my T cards when she went away on vacation for a zillion weeks and there was this wonderful black and white card with a little girl on the front looking out of a window longingly, you can see she misses someone who's away and you open it and it just said, "You can come back anytime now!"
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#13
Apr 30, 2007, 03:26 PM
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SNL = Saturday Night Live
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#14
Apr 30, 2007, 03:28 PM
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Saturday Night Live
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Apr 30, 2007, 03:36 PM
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I was shy with this guy. The big first thing I gave him was a heaping spoonful in a bag of my Thanksgiving stuffing. That was one thing I knew that I could do well. That was a big step funny enough. He seemed bewildered but then shared that he made a meal around it though I think he changed it.
We exchanged Birthday and Christmas cards and then I gave him gifts near the end and visa versa near the end of our time. However, this was a special time for me and I know I spent more than an hour picking out the right card and writing the sentament to make it perfect before adding it to my card. It touched him I know as he called me. It was a Mother's Day card to my male Pdoc... telling him he gave me the things my mother was not able to do. I xeroxed it before I sent it but it was a beautiful card. It was a keeper I think and it has stayed important to my heart too as it spoke my heart. Trust... Thanks... Love.... |
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#16
Apr 30, 2007, 03:39 PM
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Sorry Mouse...
This might speak to you in your own journey... your other post... Not quite Abbott and Costello.... |
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Apr 30, 2007, 03:45 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
SecretGarden said: I once sent him a mother's day card. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> I'm sorry, I'm dying here.... I was just in the card store over my lunch break with a coworker.... she was picking out a birthday card for her friend and I found this sentimental card that was entitled, "I'm sorry I am so hard to deal with..." ROFL.... and it was this whole gushy card apologizing for bad behavior or something, that you are really supposed to give your signifcant other... I was like, "Imagine if I gave this to T???" 
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#18
Apr 30, 2007, 03:48 PM
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Pinksoil.... I think your T wants you to misbehaive. No need to apologize. JMO... but that does speak to your psyche perhaps. I also think you wish to misbehaive (sp?) but are just beginning to let yourself out.
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#19
Apr 30, 2007, 03:58 PM
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secretgarden, your a braver woman than I!
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#20
Apr 30, 2007, 04:04 PM
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Oh, SecretGarden, how similar; I brought my T a Bisquick Biscuit Basket (and sometimes cookies I think) and she didn't cook so was amazed at my "skill." :-) But I remember bringing her the basket and explaining how easy it was to make and how you could put chili or stew/pot pie filling in it, etc. I still can't get over her amazement like I'd just invented the wheel. I can picture your T's face wondering what the heck to do with/say about the dressing :-)
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#21
Apr 30, 2007, 04:05 PM
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It (the card) was a leap of faith Mouse... even after being with this guy for several years. Really. You will find a time, your time.
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#22
Apr 30, 2007, 04:16 PM
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secretgarden, I wonder if I might buy my T ( a female) a fathers day card and by that guaranteeing myself another 20yrs in therapy for gender confusion LOL!
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#23
Apr 30, 2007, 04:25 PM
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Mouse... Well ... lol.... go for it. Let me know how THAT goes.
You might be buying yourself more trouble that way... You have such a wonderful humor. That and your avatar... I just want to give you a hug. |
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#24
Apr 30, 2007, 04:32 PM
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ok I'll let you know about that LOL
Time for shut eyes over here in the uk, no doubt I'll be having nightmares about kangaroos LOL!! Nite ((all)) |
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#25
Apr 30, 2007, 04:52 PM
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nitey nite.
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