[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by BayBrony

I fantasize about living off the grid in the wilderness and never needing money again. But I am a sugar fiend so I would need somewhere with lots of maple trees or learn to bee keep ( but bees scare me....). I couldn't go sugarless for life. Otherwise I think I'd manage except for I can't figure out how I'd house and feed the horses or parrots......

Honey and moose meat doesn't make for a balanced diet.

Those "reality" programs never explain adequately where the money comes from.

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by LolaCabanna

People fear change.

I want a job that doesn't involve humans!

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by Breadfish

Therapy is hard work.

True dat.

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by My kids are cool

Having the worst ****ing work days. I won a ton of money for a client, but her attorney fees were huge and we were hoping the other side would be forced to pay those because they had no good faith basis not to pay in the first place, but nooo.
...

I think you have too big a heart to be in the legal business.

[JustShakey]

Originally Posted by CantExplain

The Curse of Adam lies on us all. (ETA: Unless your name is Paris Hilton. Even Donald Trump does some kind of work!)

And now that women work outside the home, they get Adam's Curse and Eve's Curse. That doesn't seem fair!

Funny.
My boss is the kind of Christian who believes the End Times are starting on the 28th of this month.
I should bring up Adam and Eve's curses just for shits and giggles...

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by Breadfish

I like them. The second one reminds me of Lord of the Rings.

Say friend and enter.

Originally Posted by JustShakey

Funny.
My boss is the kind of Christian who believes the End Times are starting on the 28th of this month.
I should bring up Adam and Eve's curses just for shits and giggles...

ah that might explain why it's so hard to get this mortgage....

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by precaryous

I had to ask my daughter if they were a good enough group to save on my device.

And she said...?

[JustShakey]

Originally Posted by artemis-within

ah that might explain why it's so hard to get this mortgage....

I'm kinda pissed my car insurance is due on the 22nd

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by CantExplain

Honey and moose meat doesn't make for a balanced diet.

But it sounds like a band Ike would recommend!

[LolaCabanna]

Originally Posted by CantExplain

Thanks!

The company would save money. The users fear they would lose status and perhaps be in line for redundancy, and who is to say that they are wrong? (There have already been redundancies in other departments.)

I've got to win over the management. I'm not going to win over the users, so I should stop trying.

I want a showdown right away, but my boss says do other things first.

So money is the key along with less need for less humans = less salary, benefits, retirement, middle management for managing people... Now to show them how with no risk to them.

[unaluna]

Favorite new tv commercial - little caesars pizza, couple sitting on the couch, guy trying to remember his password to order online, hint "your cats name" they have like a hundred cats!! He tries different cats names fail fail fail

[precaryous]

Originally Posted by JustShakey

Is is Songs of Innocence? U2 gave that one as a freebie and it basically puts itself into your library. Kind of annoying really. I love U2's older stuff but everything after POP has been insipid IMNSHO.

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Yes, it is! Thank yew! Now I don't feel so spacey.

[precaryous]

Originally Posted by hankster

Favorite new tv commercial - little caesars pizza, couple sitting on the couch, guy trying to remember his password to order online, hint "your cats name" they have like a hundred cats!! He tries different cats names fail fail fail

That's a good one!

[precaryous]

Originally Posted by CantExplain

And she said...?

She said, "Yes, Mom....lol....now, good night!"

We were texting, but I could almost picture her rolling her eyes at dumb ol' Mom...

[spring2014]

cool whip cool whip cool whip !!!!!

[precaryous]

I've searched and searched...I've found my father's will...I've found my mother's will...but I can't find mine! Oh, well.

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by LolaCabanna

So money is the key along with less need for less humans = less salary, benefits, retirement, middle management for managing people... Now to show them how with no risk to them.

I don't have the power to protect them from redundancies. The risk is real. Real enough to dominate their thinking, anyway.

[CantExplain]

Originally Posted by precaryous

I've searched and searched...I've found my father's will...I've found my mother's will...but I can't find mine! Oh, well.

There's joke here, but it's someone else's turn to make it.

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by CantExplain

There's joke here, but it's someone else's turn to make it.

I'll refer it to my t. He thinks hes a comedian. Its an easy setup. I mean, like PERFECTO!! about evil introjects? It is right in my wheelhouse - i must be sundowning!

[atisketatasket]

Originally Posted by precaryous

I've searched and searched...I've found my father's will...I've found my mother's will...but I can't find mine! Oh, well.

Sounds like a good opener to a song to me!


I've found my father's will
I've found my mother's will
I can't find my will
It's in a brown and yellow basket...


(As you can tell, there's a reason I didn't become a lyricist.)

[Leah123]

Made it to an in-home date nite, phew. Hope yours is going well too Art.

We're doing dessert and the latest Mad Max, hubby hadn't seen it yet.

And my therapist did write me back to close out the week, and it was, in the end, a lovely relief as I'd hoped. She's awfully busy- hadn't realized she was spending four whole hours a day at the medical center w/her relative until she mentioned it tonight, plus hosting family on the weekends so they could be near him. She's a real trooper at nearly 70.

So hubby & I just got back from seeing Paper Towns. It was pretty darn good, I thought. Really tugged on my emotions and I cried several times. A very affordable evening out, the tickets were a whole $8.30 for both of us! And we had a good time together, completely forgot for a couple hours the stress of the house-buying.

My son just got home from the football game, and said "I have to talk to you about something." We both were like ok what happened... knowing it is something with the truck he drives... sure enough, him and a friend were driving around in the desert killing time between school and the football game and a chunk of asphalt they didn't see kicked up from the other car and slammed into the truck and shattered the back window. He was so afraid we were going to yell at him. We're not happy about it of course but.... we did dumb things when we were kids too and he and his friend are already working on how to fix it. His friend's going to help pay for it. I told him the important things are 1) nobody got hurt and 2) he learned a good lesson about where NOT to drive and he (and his friend) are going to pay whatever it costs to fix it.

Originally Posted by Leah123

Made it to an in-home date nite, phew. Hope yours is going well too Art.

We're doing dessert and the latest Mad Max, hubby hadn't seen it yet.

And my therapist did write me back to close out the week, and it was, in the end, a lovely relief as I'd hoped. She's awfully busy- hadn't realized she was spending four whole hours a day at the medical center w/her relative until she mentioned it tonight, plus hosting family on the weekends so they could be near him. She's a real trooper at nearly 70.

I'm glad you were able to have an in-home date night, and that your t wrote you back. I wish I was brave enough to ask my t how old she is. I don't know why I haven't asked her yet. I want to know dammit.

[Leah123]

I'm fairly straightforward I guess, but in that case, I just learned it in passing, never asked that one directly. But if it was me, I'd probably just say- "out of curiosity... do you mind if I ask how old you are?"