[Out There]

Not long returned from my session and made a Freudian Slip right at the end - I said " See you next Wednesday " when my appointments are on Thursdays. ( And my T was grinning about it ). We'd been working on my feeling my choices and boundaries aren't respected. And also it means he was actually listening to me ( another problem ). I think we'll explore this more when I see him sex Thursday ( I mean next Thursday - God , there was another one ). Anyone else had one? What did you learn?

[TishaBuv]

As a teen, my girlfriend and I both had a crush on this guy named Sadowski. When I got on the school bus, my girlfriend was talking about him with other friends and plotting to make a move on him and tried to hide this from me by changing the subject. So she started to talk about something else by telling me "We sadited" (when she meant to say decided)-- proof of a Freudian slip!

[stopdog]

I don't think it has occurred with the therapist for me.

[growlycat]

I may have told this one before so bear with me if you've read it.

My long term T and I were talking about how as therapy winds down, you get to a place where you internalize your therapist's voice. You start to know what he or she would say and you can act on it on your own.

I expressed how I wasn't ready to leave yet. He said that "You want me inside of you."

I said without thinking, "Yes. Hope that isn't too weird or anything."

Then he realizes what he just said and deadpans…"Well, maybe just a little (weird)"

[Suraya]

Not with T, but years ago talking with a guy I had a huge crush on, named Benny. We were talking about old sitcoms we liked and I exclaimed, "I love the Benny Tyler Moore Show!"

This isn't a verbal slip but visual slip I was talking to my T about my ex-h spinal condition and was using hand movements like, well like I was giving him a handjob to illustrate the spinal cord. I kept it up way past the appropriate point.. Where's that blush smiley?

[Out There]

I was trying to find words for what I was feeling once and said " Turbulence '' and then " Flatulence ". Then I go " Oh , don't know why I've said that! '' ( Because I think its all a load of old s*** ).

[growlycat]

Originally Posted by Out There

Not long returned from my session and made a Freudian Slip right at the end - I said " See you next Wednesday " when my appointments are on Thursdays. ( And my T was grinning about it ). We'd been working on my feeling my choices and boundaries aren't respected. And also it means he was actually listening to me ( another problem ). I think we'll explore this more when I see him sex Thursday ( I mean next Thursday - God , there was another one ). Anyone else had one? What did you learn?

This also reminds me of CBT T and when we say goodbye. We see each other on Tuesdays. "See you next Tuesday" alway sounds like I am calling him a ****. Seems kind of mean.

Originally Posted by growlycat

This also reminds me of CBT T and when we say goodbye. We see each other on Tuesdays. "See you next Tuesday" alway sounds like I am calling him a C*NT. Seems kind of mean.

LOL I have EXACTLY the same issue. I always tell myself I will say "see you next week" and I never ever remember on the day

[naia]

I love Freudian slips! They happen all the time. Sometimes my T makes them, and I'm the one who points it out. Then he just says something like "guess you got me." Not sure if this is OK, but once I was trying to put on a little bracelet with dolphins in a yin yang. I was trying to cover up an old scar (old history). Anyway, I fumbled cuz it was braided and hard to do with one hand so he offered to help, saying, "I'd love to tie you up."

I just looked at him like... what...and he turned bright red, tried to reword it, making it worse.

[Mike_J]

There is a joke about Freudian slips, it's #23

[Argonautomobile]

Originally Posted by Out There

I was trying to find words for what I was feeling once and said " Turbulence '' and then " Flatulence ". Then I go " Oh , don't know why I've said that! '' ( Because I think its all a load of old s*** ).

I can't be the only one who thought 'turbulence' is actually a pretty brilliant description of flatulence, can I?

[nottrustin]

Not in therapy but I was had a meeting with my son's school. One of the things I brought up in a meeting the previous day was that one person always called my son by his brothers name. His older brother had not been at that school in 3 years. I felt it did not show respect to my son. That day I was at another meeting with the same group of people. When I spoke I called my son by his brothers name. I said it once and didn't catch it. I started to say it again and caught myself. Yeah I felt like an idiot...although, I would like to think as a mom who is with these kids since they were born I get a pass vs. as school administrator....

[brillskep]

Some years back, I wanted to tell my therapist that I hadn't told someone I was his client, but all of a sudden I felt extremely lazy, and instead of saying "that I'm your client" I just said "that I'm yours". I immediately understood the slip and felt a bit embarrassed. My therapist didn't get it though and he said that I'm my own or God's or life's, but not his. From his tone of voice, it was obvious he did NOT see the transferrential material in there ... the only thing I learned was that my therapist didn't get that dynamic. I think it was a very funny moment though.

[LonesomeTonight]

This was presumably an autocorrect by my marriage counselor, but we were confirming a time with him over e-mail. His response was "That works for me. Need you then." Which was kinda funny because of my whole transference thing...

[Bipolar Warrior]

My uni therapist has sent me two empty emails so far. The second time she explained it, saying she wanted to reply but didn't have time, so unconsciously she clicked on reply and then hit "send", when what she meant to do was exit the email and go back to the inbox. Then she added, "These Freudian slips, you know."

I remember we were in class once and our psychodynamic tutor was talking about clients " now, when you eventually start to build up a psycho (client) base" .... We all just sat there in complete silence until I burst out laughing lol. Shows what she really thinks of us

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