Ok, well I have been thinking about if my t were an Easter Egg. I think she would be a rotten boiled egg, when I took the top off the smell would permeate the whole room and could turn milk sour!
What kind of an egg would your t be?


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He would be sensible, without frills, no bright decorations, understated but quietly delicious.

[Out There]

I think my T would be a Creme egg. Crunchie did cross my mind initially but I settled on creme egg. Quite sweet , tough containing shell , a mixture of things on the inside and fulfilling. Yep , creme egg

[MobiusPsyche]

A hard boiled egg because she is nurturing and feeds my soul. Painted lilac and gray and other subdued colors, nothing too flashy. Probably with a design of stars painted on as well.

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[itjustis]

Mine would be soft sweets on the inside with a solid shell and fun decorations.

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[stopdog]

Well, the first one is jewish so she probably would not be an easter egg at all. Maybe passover bitter herbs.

Lol, definitely an artisan, handmade, 70% organic dark chocolate with chilli easter egg.

[Argonautomobile]

An egghead.

[atisketatasket]

Since I'm currently very annoyed with No. 3, she would be (ewww) a black licorice jelly bean (hey, they're egg-shaped). Same for No. 1.

They make No. 2 look good, so she'd be a Faberge imperial Easter egg:

[rainbow8]

My T would be meditating and asking herself where she feels it in her body as she is getting hard boiled. Then she'd be the prettiest, most compassionate egg in the carton and would try to make all the other eggs feel good!

[brillskep]

Very nicely and intricately painted shell with lots of colors but not actually edible on the inside.
He would just be a decorative egg no matter how hungry I am and no matter how beautiful it is.
Wonderful for advertising, though ...

[unaluna]

Either a Scotch egg, or pickled egg in a big jar on a bar!

[stopdog]

Originally Posted by unaluna

pickled egg in a big jar on a bar!

And you call me cynical?

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by stopdog

And you call me cynical?

I see it as very sociable, in a sports bar.

[AllHeart]

The front side of my t eggshell would be perfectly smooth, colorful, and simply beautiful. The back side of her eggshell would be colorful and beautiful still, but, definitely cracked all to hell. As for the egg itself, it's halfway boiled to perfection and halfway scrambled. She's a really "good egg" but she isn't quite right in the head!

Thanks for the fun thread, Monalisasmile!

Originally Posted by unaluna

Either a Scotch egg, or pickled egg in a big jar on a bar!

I love scotch eggs ️

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Originally Posted by AllHeart

The front side of my t eggshell would be perfectly smooth, colorful, and simply beautiful. The back side of her eggshell would be colorful and beautiful still, but, definitely cracked all to hell. As for the egg itself, it's halfway boiled to perfection and halfway scrambled. She's a really "good egg" but she isn't quite right in the head!

Thanks for the fun thread, Monalisasmile!

Lol, maybe a bit scrambled in the head!

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Originally Posted by Argonautomobile

An egghead.

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[JustShakey]

Mars Bar Egg. Don't ask me why. It just fits.


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The thoought of the possibility of eating my T is too much too contemplate

I am just imagining licking out the inside of a Cadbury creme egg

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[Argonautomobile]

Originally Posted by monalisasmile

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I (quite involuntarily) just pasted my T's face on that image in my head. The result makes me a little hysterical.

[ilikecats]

I don't eat eggs, so my T would be one of those plastic ones you put candy inside of. And it would be purple because that's her favorite color. And there would be delicious sugar free (because she doesn't eat sugar) chocolate inside.

[Ad Intra]

T would be a high protein egg that makes you stronger (she is always drinking protein shakes in session and one of her hobbies is weight lifting).

[LonesomeTonight]

Marriage counselor would definitely be some sort of chocolate egg because he's repeatedly expressed his love for chocolate (and his horror that we give our daughter vanilla ice cream rather than chocolate!) But not a Cadbury Cream Egg, because those are gross. Maybe a Mary Sue vanilla cream Easter egg. Very sweet on the inside. And the chocolate on the outside would be the same shade as his deep brown eyes. (Actually, I probably picture him more as a chocolate bunny, but you asked about eggs, so...)

For T, hm...I feel like she should be an elegantly decorated Easter egg, because she dresses very well. It would look like an Easter egg on the outside, and there would be a very thick shell to get through, but on the inside, once you take enough time to get there, she's very sweet. So...a candy egg hiding inside a fancy Easter egg shell?