Couch 111 - The Simple, Clear, and Informative Couch

Because they make you keep your eyes peeled?

8 lbs of potatoes? In a month? That would feed the whole couch! (Quit poking the dog!!)

Official Couch Tour it is then. We can go to Trinity College and see the Long Room, Book of Kells etc. and then go across the road to O'Neill's. Love that pub, one of my besties had her 21st there. No worries, we'll fit right in. War whooping is encouraged

"I forgot my mantra!"

Bane means poison (wolfsbane for example).
It is also something that is an annoyance or irritation or woe.
That which destroys life or causes death.
A slayer.

Antonym: "boon"

Tell me have you seeen the marvelous breadfish?
Swimming iiiiiin the ocean waters
Have you seen that marvelous breadfish?
He's like an inverse sandwich
An awe for fishermen and shaaaaarks


I have no idea of the tune. I just Googled breadfish.

I just ordered earrings for my mum for Mother's Day, but I think something might have gone wrong. I could pick between a home delivery (for a charge) and delivery at a Kiala point (free). I ordered and picked the Kiala point option, but I couldn't say which Kiala point. So what if they deliver it at the other side of the country? I emailed the webshop to ask, but I'm really nervous now.

Thats interesting - bane, boon. The first long vowel and the last ("u") denoting opposites. Wonder how often that happens?

Nowadays we just post a like on facebook

Is that a pun?

I think I missed a link in there - why are you lamenting about facebook - was it in reference to something here?
Facebook does seem to cause a lot of lamenting.

Twain wrote this beautiful piece about the watermelon - which takes a lot of guts, let alone creativity etc. Contrast with how we express ourselves now. I declined to use emoji out of deference to your preference.
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Is that a pun?