Couch 125 - We shall survive!

I now have visions of Art hopscotching up the path to t with unaluna poking crocus to wake her up for sand dancing, atat hanging out waving fists about and EM trying to balance a Diet Coke. My iPad keeps wanting to spell Unaluna as unslung.

Ellamae and echoes I am in.

I'm in, EllahMae.

Echos, that sucks. I will definitely be going to have ridden along with you in retrospect.

Thanks guys. That is some excellent use of tenses Crocus. It actually raised a smile.

Who knew grammar was the antidote to an emotional car crash?

Thank you for this. I laughed out loud reading this in the hallway on break... Laughing melted some of the tension away. T in 3 hours....

Hopscotching, huh? <giggle>

So if they made a movie about us, in emoji it would be called



Sorry, no hopscotch emoji, and no diet Coke emoji - we're gonna have to work on product placement for the movie.

My iPhone used to make unaluna unslung, now it makes her unalienable. Which I guess is cause she puts up with me.

Well she is sorta our unslung hero. (badoom-ba)

Oh um our unalienable unslung hero.

I love youse guys.

(((Crocus))) that would be my favorite chapter of a christmas carol! Oh i would looooooove to hear patrick stewart enunciate his way thru that one!!! This elf just fell off the shelf laughing!

Y'all make me smile!!

And I can be this one. Though not drinking quite that quickly...

Though Echos, if your appointment was UK time, might have been morning here, so

I'm not having a great day but it's not horrible either. Sour stomach, hurting back, still have to teach an evening class yet tonight. Blerg.

crying and weepy again after my farther decided to tell me once again how much he doesnt give a crap about me anymore because i drove in the front seat of my car .i wish i just died none of this is worth it

I have a campus dinner at eight ( She gets too hungry for dinner at eight ) when all I want to do is go home and get the sleep I didn't last night.

What??! That doesn't even make sense. Clearly this is HIM having some weird issue and not you at all. No normal person responds that way to someone else being in the front seat of their own car. You should keep this man FARTHER away from you!

Oh but if i say it, you get mad, hmmm?

You know, I was just thinking if we were going to remake the movie Dinner at Eight, you'd be perfect for the Marie Dressler role.

I of course would be Jean Harlow. Who wants to be Billie Burke?

(((Granite))) are you not clear to drive yet?

{{{{couch}}}}Why do you guys always make me ask the hard questions???

Have the doctors told you not to drive in the front seat until you are healed? Is that what you are talking about? That is not unusual after heart surgery where they have opened the sternum. They don't want an airbag deploying and causing additional damage. My friend who had a heart transplant couldn't sit in the front seat at all for like six months. If that's the case, in the future, could one of your friends pick you up and give you a ride? You do need to follow those doctor's orders, as frustrating as they are.

Because you're unslung and unalienable and unbeatable and unsurpassable?

Oh i thought i was gonna be the gray and white boy dog!

True story: i was in Borders music shop one time and this woman goes, "oh, 'when you wish upon a star' - by one of my favorite singers!" And i go, "Jiminy Cricket?? Is one of your favorite singers?" i had no idea

Actual exchange between Dressler and Harlow on the set - they didn't like each other:

Harlow (motioning Dressler in front of her): Age before beauty.
Dressler (moving in front): And pearls before swine!