What drink would your therapist be?

XT always had a cup of green tea during sessions. That suits her. She told me once that she didn't drink alcohol because she can't hold her liquor. If she did drink alcohol I would say she would gravitate towards 99 bananas. Pdoc is always so calm, cool and collected so I think she skips the alcohol and goes straight to smoking some hard core stuff.

Peach schnapps is cloyingly sweet. And I like peaches. I used to sometimes have fuzzy navels (peach schnapps and OJ, and sometimes vodka), but definitely couldn't deal with them now.

Ah , this Psychology - Slander - Intuition thing is surprisingly telling ! I was right to avoid both the T and the drink ! She thought she was a lot of things ( including sweet I think. )

I'm thinking my T would be some foul tasting organic kombucha tea or something along those lines.

hahaha, i love this analysis!

My T told me she loves red wine, so now that is what I associate with her.

I also associate a mushroom trip as well

Not sure about my last therapist but something healthy and not mind altering. Maybe a decent cup of yummy smoothie or fruit juice that I like.

I would say first T vodka. Toxic for me. One of the main things I went to him was maintenance of my recovery from alcoholism but instead, in the end, I had a nasty relapse. Mr Smoothie did help afterward but I would not want to take another shot of vodka even if I were paid for it.

Something nourishing and classic like a cold glass of milk.

Because of his excessive negativity lately...always seeing the worst in me:

A half-empty glass of water.



p.s. I'm sure you'll see this post. I give up.

+ free trade, non-GMO, gluten-free

I knew I was missing a few descriptors. Plus socially responsible

He has been like sweet tea in the past. And a good cup of coffee. But the bar menu changed.

My last therapist was or seemed like, at different times:

Gatorade
Sweet tea
Grog
Tequila sunrise
Hot cocoa
Merlot wine
A good cup of coffee
Shot of whiskey
Champagne
Bottle of beer
Half-full glass of water

This is silly, thanks Growly.

Expensive coffee...she is a gourmet coffee and wine fan lol.

I don't have a therapist. I would like one who would be like a zero calories cherry coke. On ice.

Ex-therapist.

A glass of tepid tap-water, with a label on it declaring it to be GMO free, artistinally vegan, 100% pure and eco-friendly.

probably everclear 190 proof... prety much pure grain alcohol... because he ****s me up so much, and after youve drank it you regret it

Gin and tonic. Classy and old school.

hot chocolate. comforting when youve had a long day in a cold world.

My ex t's cocktail name would be projectile vomit, shaken, not stirred.
New t probably doesn't drink. She would make her own herbal tea from a cauldron. It would be very healing and soothing!

Most of the time it's coffee with baileys i suppose
It can also be hot chocolate or tequila

Or maybe just tap water. Room temperature.

Nice and warm cup of tea with honey but sometimes I worry he might blend into frozen Pain In The***

This was a toughie. But i will probably always associate him with the fingerprinty, miscellaneously chunky, tall plastic glass of cold water he gives me every session.

Old t would be some sort of hard liquor, just kind of someone who makes you go numb and doesn't care.

New t would be a rainbow fruit smoothie (non-alcoholic) because her make-up and personality are both colorful.

Ovaltine. Warm, comforting and cozy.