The Couch 146 : The Untouchable, Nontotient, Octahedral, Composite Couch.

I didn't see heroin as the end all be all.. I. Know it's portrayed as this dramatic junkie shooting up behind a dumpster but it really ain't like that. I do and have done other things that are deadly so i guess i am not shocked... It's hard thought because once you've had it its all you ever want. And that teenage inside me says i am invincible and nothing will ever truly hurt /kill me

Anyway I'm going to bed i took my meds

I just put a cake in the oven. I've been wanting to try mixing a cake mix with just a can of soda. So today was the perfect opportunity.

I'm really happy to hear that you're choosing to take care of yourself, DNA. Be well.

Blueberry muffin nude has a friend now

I feel like I'm dying

The keebler elves are getting in on the act. At the grocery store yesterday i saw Blue fudge stripes? Wth? I just looked, i didnt touch!

I saw the matisse cutouts when i was a newlywed. So like, 40 years ago. Still so beautiful!

Ugh. I have this app on my phone that I've been using to help track all of this conception stuff, and it just popped up saying that I have a good chance of conceiving tomorrow.

Except that I don't because I'm not ovulating.

I am back home now. Sitting on my bed waiting for the kettle to boil. I smelled the milk and seemed OK. It's been there for over a week and only just out of date

Milk is lumpy in the finished product. I don't feel like going out

(((Daisy))) yeah you dont want train S to be on the track if train E hasnt left the station yet.

Oreos, yum. I want some now.

Anais anais, what is the plant on your table/altar? My mom used to have them in all her flower arrangements and I forgot how much I liked them.

Eucalypt

It was just a fresh bunch of eucalyptus from Trader Joe's that I shoved in a vase with no water. You can buy pre-dried/stabilized ones from craft stores but they have a weird color and don't smell as nice! I replace it a few times a year.

Thanks for the tip! I will hit up TJ's.

Also, I want to try the lemon Oreos!

Hanging out in the midst of construction. Protecting the pills. Lol. IMG_0508.jpgIMG_0509.jpgIMG_0510.jpg

Mine's better than theirs. <giggle> Mine has sprinkles.

Yeah, I'm feeling in a weird place, sigh. Thanks for putting up with me lately couchies. I know I've been a pain in the wazoo.

Thanks, Art. I shook the dryer drum and that seemed to settle things down. I hope that's all it needed.

After that, I noticed a huge nail in my tire and dashed down to the repair shop 2 minutes before closing, just to ask if it looked like it would hold until Monday. The guy says, I don't know, let's see. He pulled it out and the tire started hissing. They fixed it right there and I was on my way in 10 minutes. No charge.

I love it when things go right.

I think we're going to go see "Going In Style" this evening.

Doing some airbnb this month to fill in the gaps. I did it in my old place but never this one... first guest tonight... she introduced herself as "sane, normal, and gainfully employed"

Sigh.

Keep your mouth shut anais

I can't imagine how someone like that can't be batshit crazy and consequently....(unintended) fun?

Actually my very first guest ever was genuinely and openly off her rocker. But a very kind lady. She talked to me every night for three hours about her problems, for five nights. I suspected among other things she very likely was at the proxy end of munchausen's by proxy with her son. At the end she tipped me $200 "for the nightly therapy sessions." I tried to refuse but she insisted.

Your sliding scale rate of ~$13 is awfully generous I must say.

....and the self-hatred begins. ****.