Couch 161: The Hexagonal Pyramidal Couch

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by awkwardlyyours

I should’ve said it’s DeVos minus a couple of decades.

Blondie strangely resides in the 50s it seems while also being rather up on pop culture — E.g. She knows who Halsey (the singer) is and decided to subject me to a video of her performance at the Women’s March as soon as I walked into session on Wed (and then hovered on the edge of her seat wondering why I looked rather shell-shocked at the end of it) and made it a point to specifically let me know her husband had sent it to her (when I was cribbing about how most men I know always appear flabbergasted when they hear about awful stuff that women are kinda aware of from when they’re really young).

She...showed you a video of her performance to start the session? That's...so random.

atisketatasket · Jan 27, 2018, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by awkwardlyyours

Former T would be hotter than current T in my estimation but then I need to factor in the fact that former T being a total jerk and current T not being a jerk is likely playing into how my screwed up brain parses hotness (nice = not hot).

Uh...Blondie sounds like a jerk to me.

I know them’s fightin’ words.

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

But, we haven’t done the women. We should remedy this lest we be accused of reducing men to sex objects.

None of mine qualify. They’re all 50s/60s and run to the dowdy side, except Info, who will never be described with the word dowdy.

Ex-T is in her early 70s, and I really want to know what her skincare secret is (unless she had work done or something...) She tends to dress very stylishly and always wears heels. Though it's hard for me to say where she'd fall on "attractiveness."

awkwardlyyours · Jan 27, 2018, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LonesomeTonight

She...showed you a video of her performance to start the session? That's...so random.

There’s a bit of context (apart from the relevance of the poem’s contents) — she’d asked to read an NYT mag article on women’s anger and so, I’d taken the magazine with me to session and handed it to her.

She responded by immediately springing the video on me.

atisketatasket · Jan 27, 2018, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lucozader

Info dresses pretty raunchily right? Does that get her plus or minus points in the Ms T Universe competition...?

Plus if whatever’s on display is worth seeing, minus if it’s not.

Minus in Info’s case. Her husband probably disagrees.

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lucozader

Er, it's already been confirmed that my ex-T and captgut's T are the official winners of Mr. T Universe...

ETA: except I should shut up really 'cos you've seen pictures of him and therefore know that he's really only 'mildly attractive'

LOL! Well, you've seen what MC looks like, and I had ET for him, so...

And I don't think I was seeing current T when we did that ranking.

awkwardlyyours · Jan 27, 2018, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

Uh...Blondie sounds like a jerk to me.

I know them’s fightin’ words.

What? No, no, I shan’t fight — let’s just say Blondie isn’t capable of reaching Medea levels of jerk-ness (I don’t think she’s intelligent enough to be that diabolical).

Btw, when you said the women neddd to be rated as well, I assumed, as always, you meant The Woman.

lucozader · Jan 27, 2018, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LonesomeTonight

LOL! Well, you've seen what MC looks like, and I had ET for him, so...

And I don't think I was seeing current T when we did that ranking.

Well, it wasn't so much a 'ranking' as it was myself and captgut insisting that they were definitely the most beautiful people in existence... not really fair

Your T is fairly handsome for a T I think. If you're into that kinda thing.

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

Plus if whatever’s on display is worth seeing, minus if it’s not.

Minus in Info’s case. Her husband probably disagrees.

Kinda like MC showing his chest hair...

(Current T is aware of this thing called "undershirts". Not that I'd totally mind seeing his chest hair...but it would likely be too distracting.)

atisketatasket · Jan 27, 2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by awkwardlyyours

Btw, when you said the women neddd to be rated as well, I assumed, as always, you meant The Woman.

Well, she does wear fishnet stockings.

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lucozader

Well, it wasn't so much a 'ranking' as it was myself and captgut insisting that they were definitely the most beautiful people in existence... not really fair

Your T is fairly handsome for a T I think. If you're into that kinda thing.

Lol. "Into that kinda thing" as in T's in general or in what my T is putting out there, with the whole sorta..."maybe pays a bit too much attention to his appearance" thing. Grooms his (probably dyed based on past photos) beard just so, wears printed button-down shirts, etc.

Jan 27, 2018, 02:14 PM

I think V could be a good contender for Ms T Universe. She's pretty, well put together, young and vibrant. She's a very conservative dresser though, so not sure if that's a plus or minus.

lucozader · Jan 27, 2018, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LonesomeTonight

Lol. "Into that kinda thing" as in T's in general or in what my T is putting out there, with the whole sorta metrosexual thing (is that still an acceptable term? If not, I apologize).

Well, he's kinda athletic, isn't he? I prefer a more geeky-looking T

stopdog · Jan 27, 2018, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

But, we haven’t done the women. We should remedy this lest we be accused of reducing men to sex objects.

None of mine qualify. They’re all 50s/60s and run to the dowdy side, except Info, who will never be described with the word dowdy.

I tend to be attracted to 50/60s women who are on the dowdy side.
I have never been attracted to the woman or the second one - it would never happen no matter what because they are closer to my parent's age rather than my own. And just ughh.
I woo and be wooed by conversation not bodies.

lucozader · Jan 27, 2018, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by daisydid

I think V could be a good contender for Ms T Universe. She's pretty, well put together, young and vibrant. She's a very conservative dresser though, so not sure if that's a plus or minus.

Yeah I think so! V is pretty.

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lucozader

Well, he's kinda athletic, isn't he? I prefer a more geeky-looking T

Well, you would have liked him the one day he wore his geeky glasses maybe! (He usually wears contacts.) And he's not, like, wearing athletic clothes at the office. Perhaps you would prefer MC's ill-fitted shirts and kinda dorky glasses?

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 02:20 PM

And if you like tall guys, you're SOL with my T's...

unaluna · Jan 27, 2018, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by stopdog

I tend to be attracted to 50/60s women who are on the dowdy side...
I woo and be wooed by conversation not bodies.

Woo-who?!

(Sorry, i cannot pass up a straight line.)

awkwardlyyours · Jan 27, 2018, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

Woo-who?!

(Sorry, i cannot pass up a straight line.)

That was brilliant

on so many levels

LonesomeTonight · Jan 27, 2018, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

Woo-who?!

(Sorry, i cannot pass up a straight line.)

LOL! You're just fishing for a Ack, aren't you?

Jan 27, 2018, 02:35 PM

Yeah, bad joke is bad.

stopdog · Jan 27, 2018, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

Woo-who?!

(Sorry, i cannot pass up a straight line.)

What????

unaluna · Jan 27, 2018, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by awkwardlyyours

That was brilliant

on so many levels

So you see why it was irresistable. Feels like it was just begging to be written.

stopdog · Jan 27, 2018, 02:37 PM

I seriously don't get it.

unaluna · Jan 27, 2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by stopdog

What????

Sorry - lesbian line?

Eta - let me explain my thinking.

When a person hears good news, they might say, "woo-hoo!"

As i fulfill many of your posted requirements, i took that as good news, as you are quite a catch, so i made a pun and a pass at the same time, asking if that special person might be me. To increase my chances, i added your favorite punctuation mark, which i believed added to the excitement and potentiality.

Gee, i dont know WHY "they say" that explaining a joke detracts from it : rolleyes :

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