Couch 223: Jan 4: Darn Tootin'!

Sorry. Not allowed. Im putting you on my potato diet. Of course we have to move to Russia though. But .

I'm with Artie. Mac and cheese and hot dogs sounds really good. It must be the snow. We are supposed to get more tomorrow and Friday.

I keep wondering why you people are going outside. Of course, to accompany the companion animals.

Amelia's the only one who has been going outside at my house except for the dog's quick trips to pee. Amelia isn't wandering though. She has been staying on the patio.

I talked about stalker ex last night, and today there were 2 letters in my mail from him. One for me and one for my youngest. At least he didn't have the cojones to send one to my oldest.

They are sitting in my purse, I imagine them ticking like time bombs, and I am terrified to open them.

I want to rip them into tiny pieces and flush them but they might have money in them.

And why am I in the mindset that I would consider opening a bomb just to make sure there's no money in it before it blows me to smithereens?

You seem more like a rice person, idk why

I wanna use Bernie's meme as my diet logo. Be fit and old as Bernie!

Stressed, i used to open my mothers mail at my t's. Can you take it to the police?

HUGS @StressedMess

Awe. The owner of my company sent me a text back to my text explaining why I suddenly need to take two vacation days. She said Feel Better Kit, we need you and we love you. I work for great people.

I'm going to take them to work tomorrow and sit with my friend while I open them. It's been years already, I should be strong enough for this.

Thanks for the hugs couchies.

As long as it is not an ice storm or a raging thunderstorm, the dogs get their 4 mile walk.

I forget if you are seeing a therapist -but this sort of thing is one of the areas they can be not completely useless - the therapist could be the keeper of the letters or open to check for money

Yes, I found all of mine to be completely useless so I stopped going to them. This would be a great task for one. Thanks SD.

Hugs, I'm glad your friend can sit with you to open them. Maybe you could even have the friend do the opening and skim the content first?

I saw a headline today that Kraft will have pink mac and cheese for Valentine’s Day that tastes like candy.

I always add bacon bits to mac and cheese.

ETA: sorry I jinxed you, SM.

I jinxed myself! I'm sorry you're going through this weirdness with your accounts.

Side note: candy flavored mac n cheese doesn't sound yummy at all.

I had lima beans and thai kitchen rice noodle soup lemongrass and chili flavor.

"You put the limas in the noodle soup and mix it all up!"

It sounds so good!

Not even in the least

Can't really picture candy flavored mac & cheese, hmm....

H recently bought some all-beef hot dogs so I made the mac & cheese and cut one of those up in it. Sadly, it was not as good as in my memory. I haven't made my red lentil chili in a while, but I don't have the ingredients for that. I think I shall go grocery shopping after I get off work tomorrow...

This week is going by pretty fast considering I've been on the phones this week at work. Today I got mostly web calls and I'm actually getting more comfortable handling those, it's like playing detective and trying to figure out what the caller is actually doing on the website without being able to see their screen.

It is Thin Man night on tmc. I have such a crush on Myrna Loy

We’ll double date, you with Loy and me with Powell.

She is absolutely amazing. Those eyes! But kind of a weird name. My mom had a gf named Melba. MY gf called her Pěche!

I said doctor! Is there nothing i can take....

1. I think oscar meyers would be better, but im thinking with baked beans. I like jalapeno grits or mac n cheese the best. Michelinas used to make it. So yum.

2. You are becoming a regular computer programmer! The art of maintenance or debugging is being able to - how can i describe it? - follow another person's thought process to where they made their mistake.

Figuring out where they made the wrong turn. I miss it!

I love when they sang this in Bones