Handbook of Rules for Ts

#77: T must say something other than "Thanks for the check. See you next week. Even to chatterboxes like Pseudonym."

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MissCharlotte said:
Rule # ?

T's, may go on vacation under the following circumstances:

IF they go to client's backyard camping in a tent. If they decide on a camping vacation in client's backyard, then they will allow the client to join them for smores at the evening campfire each night. Ahhh roastie toastie campfire with T. I feel better already

OR if they agree to call the client for a 15 minute phone chat mid-week to let them know they (1) have not abandoned the client (2) are still alive (3) are definitely coming back and (4) are thinking about the client.

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Oh i like these rules!! I want smores! That made me feel all toasty.

Rule 78: In case Ts violate rule number one, they MUST send a telegram to their patient at the exact time and date in which the session(s) should have been held.

I'm waiting for mine at 3:00 today. . .

Rule 79: From this day forward, Vacation will be known as the "V" word. This is not only a cuss word, it is the word that should not be named! No exceptions.

<font color="green"> I ran across this recently and it reminded me of you, Soliaree.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...&date=20080721

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Dalila,
Thanks for thinking of me! I loved it I'll have to print it and show it to my T next week. It's too cute!

bump, bump

RULE 80:
THERAPY WILL BE FREE. There are no exceptions to this rule. If you are good you may earn a cookie, however this is based on the patient/clients preference.

RULE 81:
You will not schedule client patients back to back.
You need to have time between patients to review what was discussed last session. Five minutes apart does not cut it.

Rule 82:
T must read patient's mind, in spite of claims that this cannot be done. T must understand what patient means, even if patient does not know. T must see this meaning without condemning it.

YES!!!!!

another one: T (especiallly Miss C's T, lol) must never, under any circumstances, wear a rug.

Therapist Must tell me whats going on, rather than letting me figure it out for myself.