[SeptemberMorn]

Wicked Witch of the West Mobile Home Park manager!!! Happless, hopeless, gutless wonder that thrives on treating people like idiots and doesn't have the balls to carry through with her threats but instead talks to you like you're the village idiot and she's Queen of Sheba!!!!!



And if this freakin' dog runs away ONE MORE TIME, that will be HER, too!!!

[Fuzzybear]

want me to send her some bear.... um.... compost?

[SeptemberMorn]

ROFL! Can you get it ALL over her house, inside and out?? If you can, go for it!

BTW, the Witch and the dog are two unrelated incidents!

[csavage]

You are too funny. First good laugh I've had all day. When I get mad like that I can't say all that stuff, because it comes out like, "Oh yeah, well. . . you suck!" Ha ha, but if I write it down. ...look out. Good venting.

[(JD)]

The queen of sheba was bi? who knew?

[SeptemberMorn]

She was???? I didn't know that!!

[SeptemberMorn]

LOL That's not all I said to her. I told her to get the hell outta my way because she was parked across my access sidewalk. She asked me if I wanted her to hand deliver my notice or to put it in the mailbox. What notice? "The notice to clean up your space! You have some nerve complaining about your neighbor's yard when yours is a junk heap!" (Which it's NOT!) So I says to her, I says... "Jean, you're wortless and you have NO credibility! All you're good at is to talk to people like they are the village idiot, your threats are absolutely no good because you won't follow through! Face it, you get off on demeaning people and sounding mean, but you don't scare me! Now get the holy ***** outta my way before I really start screaming!!" She said "well, you're acting like the village idiot!" and I said "SEE??? You don't have one nice word for anyone! I'll bet it's mighty lonely up there on that pedestal, isn't it??" That's when she got in her car and drove off. Tomorrow, I'm turning her into the USPS for using government property for her own personal business. It's against the law to put a personal letter in a mailbox with NO stamp! Oh... and I ripped up her precious notice and flung it into the street.

Like the old Hulk used to say "You're making me angry... and you won't like me when I'm angry!" That's me! LOL She's too stupid to be scared of me, though.

This was when I was just coming up to my access sidewalk, holding my new dog in almost a stranglehold because I was so mad at her. The Witch told me I'd "better have a permit for that dog or she'd be gone! "Yeah... you and whose army is going to make sure I have one!" LOL

[SeptemberMorn]

Maaaaaan! I don't know! Took "my baby girl" out for her last walk of the day... and LOCKED MYSELF OUT!! I had to have the fire dept come and go through a window to let me in. They were ALMOST here once and I heard them turn their sirens on and take off! The dispatcher called me and told me they had a car wreck but they'd be over just as soon as they were done. She didn't have to tell me, but it was nice of her to do so.

Did you notice I said "My Baby Girl"?? She did WONDERFUL on her walk! Had to remind her to sit every time I stopped, but she heeled very well!! For the rest of the story, read my "POLL Help me name my dog." Methinks I'm spread too thin today. LOL

[sujunew]

You'll have to carry on this thread of yours SeptemberMorn. It really is too funny, and a real bit of light relief for those who need their spirits lifted a bit with a good laugh . If ppl are going to work with other ppl, esp as a park manager, they should be caring, inviting ppl NOT horrid witches lol. TC

[SeptemberMorn]

Isn't it funny how things work out? I was LIVID yesterday when I posted this. That WITCH is one of my LEAST favorite people. I'd say I HATE her, but that's too much good energy wasted on that nasty, moldy dried up prune! LOL

She's nearing 90 yrs old and she hasn't figured it out yet!!

can I throw in my two cents about my SLIMY, NO GOOD, BACKSTABBING BRATTY SON OF AN UNMARRIED WOMAN EVIL drunk stoned child of an ex roomate of mine.

Oh, he makes me seeth.

RAWR

[SeptemberMorn]

Oh why not!! Go for it! Get it off your chest!!

Sons can be that way, yes they can!!! Does yours act like he knows more than you do??? I've got TWO like that!!