[ptangptang]

WANTED!!!! WOMAN TO TAKE ON FIXER UPPER ( HOUSE AND PERSON)
I am looking for a woman ( 30 to 60 years old) to take on a long term project refurbishing a house and person. I am a 57 year old male, not working but with own house and money who is looking for someone to make him feel special and that life is worth living. GSOH ( if somewhat quirky). I have lost all motivation to do the boring things in life and neeed a lovely, lively,lithe, lewd and laid back lady to share my life.HOUSE Structurally sound but needs restoring to previous good order and needs a feminine springcleaning.PERSON Not great looking on first appearance and bodywork needs attention but running order with 2 of everything. Bit sluggish to start in the morning but once running performs well. As stated can offer home , love and the odd bunch of flowers for the right woman. Anything considered. Must have own teeth.
Ok im laughing about it but i am so lonely that i could chew my foot off just to get in A & E and get in bed next to a nurse. My self esteem is low and i haven't got the er cohones to try online dating. I guess i thought something would happen and i'd meet someone but it never happened and i can see myself dying alone. I'm short, fat and bald and invisible to women. I don't want to carry on like this and the thought of it is enough to make me.......
Don't really know what i expect people to say, say what you like i won't be offended.

[unaluna]

TWO of everything, you say?? Hmm...!

[ptangptang]

Originally Posted by hankster

TWO of everything, you say?? Hmm...!

Haha . Yeah with 2 of everything you would think i would have to fight off women. It's my USP.

[wisedude]

This is probably not the place to look for a partner

Also I mean, most women are not going to want to do all your house chores / work for you

But good luck, I hope you find someone!

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by ptangptang

Haha . Yeah with 2 of everything you would think i would have to fight off women. It's my USP.

I suppose you heard of the Latin lover with this same, uh, USP - he called one Jose' and the other?

Hose B.

[H3rmit]

Originally Posted by ptangptang

WANTED!!!! WOMAN TO TAKE ON FIXER UPPER ( HOUSE AND PERSON)
I am looking for a woman ( 30 to 60 years old) to take on a long term project refurbishing a house and person. I am a 57 year old male, not working but with own house and money who is looking for someone to make him feel special and that life is worth living. GSOH ( if somewhat quirky). I have lost all motivation to do the boring things in life and neeed a lovely, lively,lithe, lewd and laid back lady to share my life.HOUSE Structurally sound but needs restoring to previous good order and needs a feminine springcleaning.PERSON Not great looking on first appearance and bodywork needs attention but running order with 2 of everything. Bit sluggish to start in the morning but once running performs well. As stated can offer home , love and the odd bunch of flowers for the right woman. Anything considered. Must have own teeth.
Ok im laughing about it but i am so lonely that i could chew my foot off just to get in A & E and get in bed next to a nurse. My self esteem is low and i haven't got the er cohones to try online dating. I guess i thought something would happen and i'd meet someone but it never happened and i can see myself dying alone. I'm short, fat and bald and invisible to women. I don't want to carry on like this and the thought of it is enough to make me.......
Don't really know what i expect people to say, say what you like i won't be offended.

Go on a forum specializing in both buying your first home and home renovation. Make friends. One of them may be a female that likes you enough to fit the bill. And be prepared to pick up a hammer or drill if needed to partake in renovations!

That's how I unexpectedly found my husband - on a particular forum where we discussed matters of mutual interest. The entire net is a way to meet people. Skip the stupid dating sites unless that particularly appeals to you, which I see it does not.

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

'o.O While I appreciate the bravado, dude, ... this isn't a dating site. I know how you feel, though, ... or at least, I relate, somewhat, ... I do kinda feel like I need a woman who can help me be a better person, and help me "shine", as it were. Try a less direct approach - get to know a woman, without the neon sign. To tell you the truth, ptangptang I've waited too long for my female equivalent of a knight in shining armor, and I guess I sorta gave up hope, a bit, ... the last two times I put that sorta hope into a relationship/woman, I ended up with a f**kton more problems than I started with; some things a man needs to do solo, a lesson I've learned the hard way, which is why I'm trying to get some independence, sorting my health out, doing what little I can to make myself a better person, and if a woman should wanna hitch along for the ride, ... then GIGGETY GIGGETY, HOP ALONG, CHOOCHOO! Maybe the house is part of the step you need to take, to move forward, ... just a thought. If you are physically unable, then consider getting some professional help. Best of luck.

[~Christina]

Ha funny post

[ptangptang]

Originally Posted by ~Christina

Ha funny post

Hey Christina, the others are taking it way too seriously. It was meant to make people smile. It was tongue in cheek but with a serious message. I forgot you cant be whimiscal on this site, cos people take things SO seriously.

[kipper-bang]

Originally Posted by ptangptang

WANTED!!!! WOMAN TO TAKE ON FIXER UPPER ( HOUSE AND PERSON)
I am looking for a woman ( 30 to 60 years old) to take on a long term project refurbishing a house and person. I am a 57 year old male, not working but with own house and money who is looking for someone to make him feel special and that life is worth living. GSOH ( if somewhat quirky). I have lost all motivation to do the boring things in life and neeed a lovely, lively,lithe, lewd and laid back lady to share my life.HOUSE Structurally sound but needs restoring to previous good order and needs a feminine springcleaning.PERSON Not great looking on first appearance and bodywork needs attention but running order with 2 of everything. Bit sluggish to start in the morning but once running performs well. As stated can offer home , love and the odd bunch of flowers for the right woman. Anything considered. Must have own teeth.
Ok im laughing about it but i am so lonely that i could chew my foot off just to get in A & E and get in bed next to a nurse. My self esteem is low and i haven't got the er cohones to try online dating. I guess i thought something would happen and i'd meet someone but it never happened and i can see myself dying alone. I'm short, fat and bald and invisible to women. I don't want to carry on like this and the thought of it is enough to make me.......
Don't really know what i expect people to say, say what you like i won't be offended.

Is this job offer still open?

[bookmadness]

Maybe you are onto something here...fixer uppers for fixer uppers? Not just the housing and partner two-fer, but perhaps a dating site for folks who know they need some "work" (ha ha...don't we all)

There could be a woman who needs a stable place to live, is an organizational expert, and loves to get up at the crack of dawn. But she worries that her housing situation (and past larceny convictions: loves new things a bit too much!) will keep her from the right match!

All in good fun

[unaluna]

I dont think he ever came back from his blind date. I guess that could be good or bad. Hope hes okay!! I was just thinking about him and here you bumped this post.

[ptangptang]

Originally Posted by hankster

I dont think he ever came back from his blind date. I guess that could be good or bad. Hope hes okay!! I was just thinking about him and here you bumped this post.

Hey Hankster. My date pulled out.... and it was going so well. I complimented her and she called me creepy. Oh well. The upside is that i've met, not irl yet but we've phoned and skyped, a lovely lady and we seem to be on the right wavelength and if all goes well we should be getting together.

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by ptangptang

Hey Hankster. My date pulled out.... and it was going so well. I complimented her and she called me creepy. Oh well. The upside is that i've met, not irl yet but we've phoned and skyped, a lovely lady and we seem to be on the right wavelength and if all goes well we should be getting together.

Her loss! Ive always found creepiness to be part of a person's charm! We all have some! Hope the new date works. My old t kissed a lot of online froglettes but he eventually found his princess.

[bookmadness]

Originally Posted by hankster

I dont think he ever came back from his blind date. I guess that could be good or bad. Hope hes okay!! I was just thinking about him and here you bumped this post.

I just realized it was from October....silly me!

Kipper Banger had responded today which bumped it up and I guess I went along for the ride

Creepy can be good, though I prefer a heavy dose of weird.

Tang, I thought you had already acquired a female?

If I was single, this post was made for me,....I just finished renovating a house and, of course, have vast experience renovating men....

I'm starting to think that we need a matchmaker on this site....

[unaluna]

Originally Posted by ptangptang

Hey Hankster. My date pulled out.... and it was going so well. I complimented her and she called me creepy. Oh well. The upside is that i've met, not irl yet but we've phoned and skyped, a lovely lady and we seem to be on the right wavelength and if all goes well we should be getting together.

Hey ptang - i met someone yesterday by chance - we're having coffee next week. Might be friends, might be more, idk! Wish me luck! Either way.

Kinda reminds me of this ...

[nicoleflynn]

I had to laugh....I SO relate being on the dating sites for eons...10 years, and I can't even find a man of integrity, kindness with a wicked sense of humor....how hard can that be? Apparently close to impossible. Nicole

[unaluna]

Yeah i love that send pic of boat and motor!!

[marmaduke]

The Only Way Is Essex.
Do you watch TOWIE?
Try on line dating, why not? Plenty of fish is free. I've been to one of their meet ups and they are very friendly.

Of course, there are worse things than being alone ...

Just a point to ponder!

[Yoda]

hey ptangptang, I need a fixer upper type also

if you find someone perhaps we could time share

[live2ski66]

You might be onto something... There are so many different sites out there, there is Match.com the most well know, but there is dating for people over 50, JDate for Jewish people, eHarmony.com too lengthy psych assessment, people who love horses, cowboys and cowgirls, nerds and geeks, 20-something's, GLBT, goth, Christians.com, dating skiers, wine lovers, lawyers, chefs, travel lovers, and so many more. Then there is all the international ones in almost every country.

I bet you if you, or the collective we, could put together a solid unique proposal, Match.com would read it. If you are serious, I would love to work on something like this. PM or post on here.