How do I obtain a girlfriend?

You have to follow these procedure precisely. Don't try any other alternatives or else you'll mess up your chances.

1. Head over to your nearest Pokémon Center
2. Buy a Pokéball. Regular one would do, but the best one is the Master Ball. Girlfriends cannot escape that one.
2. Approach a potential girlfriend (be careful and quiet; you don't want to intimidate them and make them run away).
3. Throw the Pokéball at them while yelling "Girlfriend, I choose you!".
4. Press 'A' on your 3DS rapidly (people say you have a better chance if you do this).
5. You will know it worked if your Pokéball stopped moving.

Hopefully this works out for ya.

If it doesn't work you can always try the Master Ball (though those are a lot more expensive and more difficult to find).

Heck, I'll give you a cheat code to make things easier: A, Y, B, A, Y, X, Left, Right, A

*You need a 3DS for this method to work so try investing a couple of bux into that.

Hope this helps and good luck on your adventure

bubbles,

if he has to choose between Great Ball and Ultra Ball, which is better for her not to escape from?

moogs

Ultra Ball has a better catch rate than a Great Ball but regardless you should keep trying. Never give up, never surrender!

Hey there, Big Toilet! I think you're looking at this all wrong! You've just got to see the positives in everything! Let's start!

You're 36, unemployed, and live with your parents? Bahhh, that's great! It gives you a different perspective on things and you have gained invaluable experience cohabitating with two of your elders! Unemployed? You're experiencing life without the time consuming task of work to bog you down, this enables to free your mind and explore different areas and form new philosophical ideals about life! I'm telling you, this is the start of a golden age for you, toilet, you've built up many personal thoughts that you are ready to share with the world...you just don't know it yet!

You have a highschool education? Well, I say that's brilliant! Where can you get without one? Not many places! You've made a huge step in life and the only place you can go is up! With the right attitude, you could be like a hot knife cutting through butter with the ladies! What's the butter symbolize? Your competition, the other males of the world!

You own two pairs of jeans and two polo shirts? Uhhh, haven't you ever heard of favorite pairs of pants and shirts? Well, You've got two of each!!! Most people only have one! You can tell your future lady that you are incredibly invested in your choice of clothing on an emotional level where most people only think about what they wear in the mornings and evenings a couple times! I'm sure you have that certain panache that allows you to be noticed from afar!

You wear Rexona deodorant? Can't say I know much about this..I've never heard of it. But let me quote myself from before...."I'm sure you have that certain panache that allows you to be noticed from afar!"...I think the fact that you use this specific deodorant is another contribution to your distinct allure!

You're not studying at the moment? I say false, sir! You're living! If you're living then you're always learning! Each and every day we come across something new or think about something a little bit different way! You are continuing to mold your personal ideals continuously! The best thing you can do is continue to live! No need to let specific studies get in your way, your focus on having a lack of focus may be the very best thing for this world right now! Think of the ripple effect, your lack of focus/focus on remaining unfocused is benefiting the world in ways that you probably don't even notice!

You have a therapist? Another positive thing clogged in the negativity of the toilets drains, I say! You having a therapist simply means that you need someone to bounce all of your ideas off of! The ideas that you get from LIVING (and studying) ! You are a master of creativity and ideas flutter through your brain like moths in a nighttime tornado! Future lady friend, you would be in for a keen match who wouldn't let your mind rest for a single moment!

Continued....

You're overweight? Nah, I'd say you're about perfect for what's going on in your life right now! Everybody fluctuates all the time and all we can do is chalk up how we are right now as life experience! You're overweight? Experience being overweight every day so you can talk about it in the future with the knowledge and insight only gained from personal understanding!

Things are only flaws if you see them as such, Toilet! We've gotta be confident with ourselves and grab the bull by the balls/life by the horns!

You're starting to lose your hair? So what, you don't see people who almost got their arms bit off by sharks saying, "I almost lost my arm to a shark, what will I do now?" No, you see them going, "Hey, gnarly, dude! I got attacked by a shark a couple months ago, check out my arm, man!!!" You should take this approach, Toilet! "Whoa, ladies, check out my horseshoe pattern of hair I've got going, it's from the stresses and pains of daily life and a sign that I'm getting older, bully for me! Go out with me!"

You have a bike worth a thousand dollars? Toilet!!! This may be the greatest nugget of info I've come across yet! This is a hint at a future goldmine! Think about it, with this bike, you could start a massive enterprise centered around renting out equipment to athletes at the top of each field! All you need to do is find a good biker to rent that baby out to and make a contract with them where if they win then they'll spread the word about your business! You have the future in your hands, Toilet, you just have to grasp!

You have a car? Ahem, can I say that you are one step higher than Einstein? He never even learned to drive! All those theories of relativity and that measly manhattan project were from somebody who couldn't drive....think of the things that you could do, Toilet! The possibilities are endless!

You like to play video games and chat on your computer? Toilet, this is part of you living life. You chatting signifies your creative mind seeking out pawns to influence and your video game playing is a clue to the inner workings of your mind that resembles the great mythological prison of Tartarus where the gods would banish their foes to suffer! How are they similar, you ask? Tartarus was home to the worst and most influential villains in all of mythology, the titans! Your mind is like a titan and the ideas it has are like the olympians they spawned! Don't let those thoughts control and rebel against you like Zeus did to Cronus, his father!

You have an Iphone? Pfft, ladies, he's an arms length away from you and ready to communicate....nuff said

You have social anxiety disorder? This is from all those thoughts in your mind that are left unshared, I think. But you are on your path to a new life through chat and therapy! You just wait for the day that it all is unleashed!

These are just a couple things, Toilet! You can do it all on your own, you just have to think positively! The world is your sandbox, friend, you just need to channel your toilets flow (your mind's thoughts) into the right places that empower you to take charge!

Exactly what I was going for hahaha

IT you got some good advice going here!!! lol I think bubbles and lobster hands got this wrapped up!!!